MattJimF Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Fuck that I want compensation. When I don't uphold my end of the contract and go over my limits I get charged through the fucking nose, so it would be nice if they made some kind of gesture.http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/phones/2012/07/o2-users-how-to-use-your-mobile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Twice my doctor's prescribed me something that's no longer made anymore. fucking knobber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Twice my doctor's prescribed me something that's no longer made anymore. fucking knobber.Not made, or the pharmacy doesn't have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Not made, or the pharmacy doesn't have?not made. It's a manufacturing problem and they haven't seen it in ages. So I'm assuming it isn't made. Just a pain in the hoop.It was just the bath oil version of diprobase though guys, before you all start crackin' wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 Just a pain in the hoop.Stop going round to Dubya's house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 It was just the bath salt version of diprobase though guys, before you all start crackin' wise.You fucking junkie. You better not be taking that shit near a school!xx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 I said no cracking' wise!Pet hate: people cracking wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 People complaining about O2."This is absurd. I had to stand out in the rain because I couldn't order a taxi""I want compensation for this. Outrageous service. My wife is stranded in ASDA".Fuck. Off.Shit. Happens.This is great. Does she need her smartphone's GPS to find the front door of ASDA? I have a mental image of her pulling all the chilled items out of the fridges in hope of finding an emergency exit behind all the yogurts.I hope she somehow managed to find the huge automatic doors at the front of the store. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 The phrase "cracking wise".And this unnecessary use of an apostrophe;Pet hate is my phone adding unnecessary apostrophes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted July 13, 2012 Report Share Posted July 13, 2012 BBC Sport website insisting on trying to get you to have Olympic favourites.We know it's being shown on the BBC, but some people don't really want you to be constantly shoving it down our throats. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I was in Weatherspoons last night. I went to the toilets, as you often do numerous times whilst at the pub. Some horrid cunt walks past me as I'm washing my hands. He looks like a hybrid of a typical lager lout and some piss-wand hipster shitbag. He gave me some almost-aggressive nudge on the shoulder and said "What are you washing your hands for, you little poof?" and strolled off to get wacky, or crunk, or some unbearable shit.Not only is the knobhead, lager lout, hipster shitbag a disgusting, unhygienic little weasel, but the foul little cunt has just wiped his piss dribbles and shit crumbs on my t shirt. Horrid.Toilets need more of those bathroom attendants, but instead of spraying you with fragrance and demanding a tip, they should be meat-head bouncers. If you try to leave without washing your hands after said hands have been all over your knob or up your arsehole, you should be taken into a cubicle and have your head smashed in against the porcelain and left to bleed on the piss soaked floor.Seriously. Don't be a fucking scruff. Wash your hands, you fucking disease. I hope the little wank ended up some some explosive diarrhoea through the night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 Why are you accepting shoulder nudges in the toilet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 My hands were covered in soap because I'm a little poof, it seems. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 You should've lathered the shit out of that lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dakota Posted July 14, 2012 Report Share Posted July 14, 2012 I was in Weatherspoons last night. I went to the toilets, as you often do numerous times whilst at the pub. Some horrid cunt walks past me as I'm washing my hands. He looks like a hybrid of a typical lager lout and some piss-wand hipster shitbag. He gave me some almost-aggressive nudge on the shoulder and said "What are you washing your hands for, you little poof?" and strolled off to get wacky, or crunk, or some unbearable shit.Not only is the knobhead, lager lout, hipster shitbag a disgusting, unhygienic little weasel, but the foul little cunt has just wiped his piss dribbles and shit crumbs on my t shirt. Horrid.Toilets need more of those bathroom attendants, but instead of spraying you with fragrance and demanding a tip, they should be meat-head bouncers. If you try to leave without washing your hands after said hands have been all over your knob or up your arsehole, you should be taken into a cubicle and have your head smashed in against the porcelain and left to bleed on the piss soaked floor.Seriously. Don't be a fucking scruff. Wash your hands, you fucking disease. I hope the little wank ended up some some explosive diarrhoea through the night.I fail to understand how washing your hands determines your sexual preference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I fail to understand how washing your hands determines your sexual preference. A "real man" would punch the piss germs from his hands, on to someone's face. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Getting called in for an interview for an internal position at only a couple hours notice - didn't know it was happening so I'm completely underdressed for it in jeans, a Batman t-shirt and a white hoodie. Spilled tea all over the hoodie at lunch. Took it off thinking I could get away with just the Batman t-shirt, to find that the t-shirt is covered in curry. This interview is going to be a hoot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Moving into a flat where a cat has been. I forgot how allergic I am to the bastards. Been wheezing, itchy with runny eyes and nose all day, and barely slept last night. Nae fine. What should I do? Get the letting agent to wash the carpet, and stuff? Hoovering was ineffectual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Cry yourself to sleep. Every night. Then hope your tears wash away the cat piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I haven't cried since 1994. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Moving into a flat where a cat has been. I forgot how allergic I am to the bastards. Been wheezing, itchy with runny eyes and nose all day, and barely slept last night. Nae fine. What should I do? Get the letting agent to wash the carpet, and stuff? Hoovering was ineffectual. Get it cleaned for sure. Unless it was stated somewhere in the lease, remnants of cat isn't part of the deal and they should sort it out.1994? - let it all out son, have a bawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 Just buy some anti-histamines you can get them from ASDA for less than a quid, should help you whilst you get the placed cleaned. Cat hair, and more imporantly saliva is very hard to shift properly it will take a while. If there is a fabric sofa it will need properly cleaned, carpets will need shampoo'd, and stuff like that. Your landlord really should have let you know a cat lived there before you moved in, or at the very least had the place sorted before new tennants came in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 I knew a cat lived there, I just didn't think it would be a problem. It is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 16, 2012 Report Share Posted July 16, 2012 get a cat and rub it on your face until you become immune. xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 People who don't indicate, their mirror is coming off next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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