Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 My fucking ears being blocked with wax. Got a doctors appointment at 4 but still, pretty deaf until then and its just a fucking nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanClews Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 My fucking ears being blocked with wax. Got a doctors appointment at 4 but still, pretty deaf until then and its just a fucking nightmare.Pardon? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Pardon?Why would him having wax in his ears affect either his speech, or your hearing? Anyway, I don't think he said anything, he just typed it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Pardon?Ears, they get wax in them. Sometimes it builds up and then they get blocked, need to get ear syringed.This is not uncommon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 I got it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Blocked ears are the worst. You been using anything on them like drops or even olive oil? If you haven't, the doctor will often just send you away to use drops for a couple of days before getting syringed. If you have been using stuff, they'll usually syringe them for you the same day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Blocked ears are the worst. You been using anything on them like drops or even olive oil? If you haven't, the doctor will often just send you away to use drops for a couple of days before getting syringed. If you have been using stuff, they'll usually syringe them for you the same day.Aye. I really hope she syringes them, I just want this over with. It's a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Fuck sake. Won't syringe them. Says the wax is too hard. Need to stick cotton wool soaked in olive oil in my fucking ears until Friday and if its not cleared then they will. ARGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Fuck sake. Won't syringe them. Says the wax is too hard. Need to stick cotton wool soaked in olive oil in my fucking ears until Friday and if its not cleared then they will. ARGH!That does feel awesome though. In fact, fuck fucking around with cotton wool. I just warm it in the microwave and get my girlfriend to pour it straight into my ear with a spoon. THAT'S HOW I ROLL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Feel your pain. I was deaf in one ear for a few days quite recently. Drops and Olive Oil did nothing. Being at work was unbearable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 The feeling after getting said gammy ear syringed is quite incredible though. It's like hearing the world in HD. One minute you can't hear a thing, the next you can hear an ant stomping around on the ground below you and a couple having an argument three towns away. Turbo Hearing, it's the best. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Backed. I'd rather get my ear syringed than go on a holiday. You'll never miss the bus again. You can hear it leave the depot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Can't beat that warm, tickly feeling on your ear drum as the water goes in. It's great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 That's all I wanted. Ive had it done before. It's like hearing in HD afterwards which makes up for the wobbly disorientation for a while. Currently sitting in Northern Bar, whispering to the missus since my voice is so loud in my head, meaning she can't hear me, yet I can't hear her cos I'm deaf. The conversation sucks balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 That's all I wanted. Ive had it done before. It's like hearing in HD afterwards which makes up for the wobbly disorientation for a while.Currently sitting in Northern Bar, whispering to the missus since my voice is so loud in my head, meaning she can't hear me, yet I can't hear her cos I'm deaf. The conversation sucks balls.She shouldn't be able too talk to much if she's sucking your balls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Pet Hate: Stupid twatty lad banter stag trips. And I've just found out I'm going on one!I was already booked on the trip, it's for the guy my sister is marrying but not having met his mates I didn't know what would be involved. Now I've just got a group email asking for what size in pol shirt i need and also telling me to buy a Hawaiian shirt and a fancy dress kilt. Fuck Sake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Pet Hate: Stupid twatty lad banter stag trips.And I've just found out I'm going on one!I was already booked on the trip, it's for the guy my sister is marrying but not having met his mates I didn't know what would be involved. Now I've just got a group email asking for what size in pol shirt i need and also telling me to buy a Hawaiian shirt and a fancy dress kilt. Fuck Sake.You may hate the idea, but the best thing to do is just embrace it and try and have a bit of fun I reckon. They're not really my thing either, but I've been on a few recently (it's the age I am now, I guess) and I've had a good time on all three.Where are you off to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 17, 2012 Report Share Posted July 17, 2012 Krakow. Yeah I'll get involved, not going to be a dick about it. The other interesting factor is that my dad is going too! I wonder what his t-shirt will say. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 'mother fucker' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 'mother fucker'Tell your ma to keep her legs closed then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Krakow. Yeah I'll get involved, not going to be a dick about it. The other interesting factor is that my dad is going too! I wonder what his t-shirt will say.The one I went to last year was Krakow - nice place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Tell your ma to keep her legs closed then.then there will be nothing to do when I visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Fucking can't get a fucking appointment to get fucking ears syringed un-fucking-til Monday for fucks sake I better fucking be able to fucking hear before fucking then or I fucking will go fucking in-fucking-sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 18, 2012 Report Share Posted July 18, 2012 Fucking can't get a fucking appointment to get fucking ears syringed un-fucking-til Monday for fucks sake I better fucking be able to fucking hear before fucking then or I fucking will go fucking in-fucking-sane.That's crazy. You don't even need to see a doctor for it. It's the nurse practitioner that does it usually. Get yourself registered at Denburn Medical Centre. When my lugs were blocked, I got a nurse appointment later that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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