Alkaline Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Getting a smoking hottie to pester me won't work either because she won't suck my cock afterwards.I've found that they don't like me asking them to suck my cock as much as i don't like them pestering me for money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 was it the boy wi the glasses and massive white-man permed fro?he is a totHair like Sideshow Bob? Hate that guy. Hate all those guys. Sometimes they have some relatively attractive lasses just to confuse the mind for a minute but then they just get short shrift as well. That must be the most soul destroying job in the world. Although, everyone who seems to do it also seem burdened with a huge amount of self-confidence so probably all thing they are Erchie. Twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 They get paid a fucking mint to do it, too.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 I have an afternoon of trailing round in the wave of heat sorting out a second fucking passport to look forward to.I'm not missing Gilmore Girls though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GluteusMaximus Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 In actually faked a heart attack in front of two of those begging bastards!!!! They shit themselves!!! Then I got up, dusted myself down and walked off into the distance...that seemed to work!!!They weren't too amused by it though............which is a shame, 'cos I was!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 In actually faked a heart attack in front of two of those begging bastards!!!! They shit themselves!!! Then I got up, dusted myself down and walked off into the distance...that seemed to work!!!They weren't too amused by it though............which is a shame, 'cos I was!!!!!!!You didn't really do that, did you now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 A couple of them were trying to talk to me the other day so I just veered into Waterstones.The cheeky cunts followed me in so I dropped trou and took a shit right in front of the gardening books.That fucking stopped them.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 A couple of them were trying to talk to me the other day so I just veered into Waterstones.The cheeky cunts followed me in so I dropped trou and took a shit right in front of the gardening books.That fucking stopped them.xxYou must spread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Fraid not... Left lane is only for A90 traffic.I had another look tonight as I drove home (on the left). The road markin in Frosty's picture is practically non-existant now it's so faded and by the time you get to that point you're pretty much stuck in whichever lane you're in anyway as it's almost on the roundabout itself. However a little further back is this road marking which is the one I had in mind when I commented earlier:Great Southern Rd, Aberdeen, UK - Google MapsAgain it's not a very accurate image on google maps. In reality that arrow has a faded left arrow on it as well, giving the impression (to me anyway) that the left hand lane is for turning left AND going straight on. Especially as there are no markings at all on the right hand lane and no supporting signage. On the map it might seem like that arrow is miles from the junction but when you're actually travelling on the road it seems pretty close so again it could give the impression that it's directing traffic for Leggart Terrace/Great Southern Road as well as the A90. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Stupid idiot student flatmates.My current one is moving out tomorrow. Yet for some absolutely ludicrously baffling reason he 'accidentally' paid his rent to cover him for the next month. Instead of calling up the letting agent, outlining his error and asking for a refund, he wants me to pay my rent to him, and give me the responsibility of explaining his stupidity to the letting agent, and that my half of the rent is covered thanks to his stupid little rent merry-go-round. It also sounds like it could be a right scam. I could give him the rent, turn up to explain what's happened, and they could just say "I've got no idea what you're talking about" like some sort of Real Hustle routine. Fuck that.I should just punch him in the face. He is outrageously stupid, and I have no idea how he is going to function in the real world. We had a mattress in our front room which was his, but he didn't want. Instead of putting it up on Gumtree for free uplift, or even calling the Council to take it away and paying the minimal fee (which he probably wouldn't pay anyway since they don't bill you for it for months) he came home wielding a fucking hacksaw, suggesting to cut it up small enough to fit in the outside bin. A mother-fucking HACKSAW. And he was just going to chop up a bed in the middle of the lounge, like it was just a regular every day thing. Hey, what you doing?Just hacking up a bed into smaller manageable chunks.Rad.WHAT?Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Those charity cunts have actually started knocking on doors, one told me to buy one less drink a month and I'd be able to afford to pay the charity. Explained that I rarely drink, and I donate stuff every few months to charity shops to help out. He still wasn't happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 If any of them knock on my door I'm gonna set my dog on them. Ok she'll probably just lick them and sniff their crotch, but hopefully the sight of her bounding towards them looking gormless will scare them off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 3, 2011 Report Share Posted June 3, 2011 Those charity cunts have actually started knocking on doors, one told me to buy one less drink a month and I'd be able to afford to pay the charity. Explained that I rarely drink, and I donate stuff every few months to charity shops to help out. He still wasn't happy.I had one of those too, and also was told to buy one or two less drinks a month. I told them I'd just had a paycut and had to sell some beloved guitar gear to pay rent arrears, then closed the door.It was to help children, or something. Know your demographic. I fucking hate children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 When did Facebook become a platform solely to announce how ill you are? Life's tough mate. God forbid if someone is pregnant too. Tri-daily updates of all things pregnancy related. Doesn't get better once they're born either. It probably gets worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted June 4, 2011 Report Share Posted June 4, 2011 When did budget flights actually become quite expensive?Fuck off Ryanair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SooperKeef Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 *Note to all the people who are stalked by the people from unicef & etc.*If you think you can get away with, say your under 18, they asked me my age around 2 months ago nd they buggered off after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 In actually faked a heart attack in front of two of those begging bastards!!!! They shit themselves!!! Then I got up, dusted myself down and walked off into the distance...that seemed to work!!!They weren't too amused by it though............which is a shame, 'cos I was!!!!!!!What else has happened to you since you became Mayor of Bizzaro World? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Someone swiping my white car with a black marker pen. Fucking cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Not sure if it'd work on your car, but nail varnish remover takes off permanent marker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 I'm gonna try something like hairspray or WD-40 first, as I'm worried nail varnish might take the paint off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Yeah, I wasn't sure if it would fuck the paint or not. Do you have an idea who did it or was it just a random act of vandalism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Probably just random. Kids being fucking little arseholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted June 5, 2011 Report Share Posted June 5, 2011 Someone swiping my white car with a black marker pen. Fucking cunts.best thing for getting off permanent marker is another permanent marker and some kitchen roll. if you go over the mark in small bits with the marker and then wipe it off straight away you should be able to get it in clean. the new ink wets the old stuff for a second before it drys again, gives you a second to wipe it off. sorted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Insomnia. Bane of my fucking life at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted June 6, 2011 Report Share Posted June 6, 2011 Two charity folks buzzed my flat the other day. But the buzzer's shit and there's a hum all the way through, so I couldn't understand a word they were saying. I just hung up. Looked out the window and saw two Macmillan folk walking away. Whoops.A pet hate is that mood you get in after two beers. The one when you find yourself looking at the bottle wishing there was more. I went to Copy Haho for my mates birthday and was planning on staying just for the gig. Ended up in Exo 40 quid worse off leaving at 20 to 3. Turned what was meant to be a productive Sunday into a hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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