Monster Zero Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 It's puzzling that anyone takes anything John W writes at all seriously at the moment, his posts have recently regressed to 'John W when he was new on this forum and trying too hard' level, his brain has Gone Ape!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I guarantee that he does it intentionally. In some primitive show of manhood or something. Fucking weirdo.Rub his face in it, like they do with dogs.I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is, and he is definitely an odd creature. I walked into the the canteen the other week and saw him opening a carton of milk with a pair of scissors. And when I say open, I really mean stab repeatedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 It's puzzling that anyone takes anything John W writes at all seriously at the moment, his posts have recently regressed to 'John W when he was new on this forum and trying too hard' level, his brain has Gone Ape!!!Its difficult not to take solace from his valuable life lessons though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is, and he is definitely an odd creature. I walked into the the canteen the other week and saw him opening a carton of milk with a pair of scissors. And when I say open, I really mean stab repeatedly.On reflection, maybe best not to rub his face in shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 First place I ever worked, somebody laid an unflushable log that was so impressive in size some wag took a Polaroid of it, with a WD40 can utilised to provide a sense of scale. Somebody must have had an arse that needed to be sealed shut to prevent them drowning in the bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Its difficult not to take solace from his valuable life lessons though.That's true, he could be a good Mr. Miyagi/Obi Wan figure to other folk not quite out of their teens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Perhaps an "Ask John W" thread would be a good idea? That way, he could share his wisdom with the Aberdeen-Music community in a specific place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Perhaps an "Ask John W" thread would be a good idea? That way, he could share his wisdom with the Aberdeen-Music community in a specific place.Do it. That's an ace idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I endorse that idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Perhaps an "Ask John W" thread would be a good idea? That way, he could share his wisdom with the Aberdeen-Music community in a specific place.Can it be like Dear Deirde, where I ask him personal and saddening conundrums regarding my relationships? I bet he knows all there is to know about sex and women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 You can make it what you want it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 (and don't get me started on RGU/RGIT!!!!!!!!!!!)Further shame heaped on RG "U" today as it emerges they are based on a street named after a self-cofessed fraudster.Councillor admits embezzling thousands of pounds from sports club | Aberdeen and North | STV Newsgarthdee road - Google Maps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 ITV News, and presumably every other news programme today, tomorrow and all weekend. A wedding! A wedding! GUYS GUYS! THERE'S A WEDDING! LOOK! Do you see that wedding? They've done a final rehearsal for a wedding! Hundreds of people have been killed in Syria SO WE'LL TAKE AWAY THEIR WEDDING INVITE! Y'know, I am sad for those Syrians - SAD THEY CAN'T MAKE THE WEDDING!!! AMIRIGHT?! Wedding! This woman's travelled from New Zealand on her own to camp outside Westminster Abbey! Oh, look at the bride's hometown! They're so excited! BUNTING! What tornado? Alabama? Like the place in the song? I BET THAT GETS PLAYED BY THE DJ AT THE WEDDING! And now back to the wedding!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 What wedding is happening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 ITV News, and presumably every other news programme today, tomorrow and all weekend. A wedding! A wedding! GUYS GUYS! THERE'S A WEDDING! LOOK! Do you see that wedding? They've done a final rehearsal for a wedding! Hundreds of people have been killed in Syria SO WE'LL TAKE AWAY THEIR WEDDING INVITE! Y'know, I am sad for those Syrians - SAD THEY CAN'T MAKE THE WEDDING!!! AMIRIGHT?! Wedding! This woman's travelled from New Zealand on her own to camp outside Westminster Abbey! Oh, look at the bride's hometown! They're so excited! BUNTING! What tornado? Alabama? Like the place in the song? I BET THAT GETS PLAYED BY THE DJ AT THE WEDDING! And now back to the wedding!!!I have to spread rep, but this is an A+ post. Normally I'll have the news on in the background while I'm working but I just don't think I could take this kind of wedding overload. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Technicians/labourers/delivery people/anyone who visits your house to give a service... When they don't show up during the alloted time. Was supposed to get interwebs installed at my flat yesterday between 8am-11am so I took time off work to patiently wait for the guy to show up. Gets to 11.30 and 3 calls to the company later i'm still no closer to getting internet installed. I just had to leave to go to work. Then the guy phones at 2.30pm happy as larry 'im just outside your door' as if nothing is wrong. Fuck right off! Then to top it off I'm getting phone calls after each call I give to the company asking if i'd review the customer service. I told the last guy he can just give himself five stars all round coz i can't be arsed answering any more questions about the customer service till I get ma innernetts.So i've lodged complaints and opened this mystical 'service call' for a follow up. Which basically means they assign a number to my call then scrunch it up into a virtual ball and throw it out the virtual window. Then...Then...they have the cheek to ask if I want to upgrade the speed of my package. I mean, I haven't even got the damn thing yet. 'Oh but when you do you get 5 megs more and a speed boost'... A speed boost? I ask her what that exactly constitutes. 'It boosts your speed' was the response.... Oh that clears that up, thanks love. Next you'll be telling me a post office is an office where they sort the post.and breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I don't like the emoticons on this board.I never seem to be able to find one which really matches the tone I want.I wholeheartedly agree.Perhaps an "Ask John W" thread would be a good idea? That way, he could share his wisdom with the Aberdeen-Music community in a specific place.I wholeheartedly agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 I have to spread rep, but this is an A+ post. Normally I'll have the news on in the background while I'm working but I just don't think I could take this kind of wedding overload.I gave some rep for that wedding rant. its ridiculous, was over my mums earlier and we had a peek at BBC news 24 and Sky News and both were covering the car carrying the bride through the streets of central London from a great height. Absolutely bloody pointless.Rolling news broadcasters have way too much time to fill! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 The Co-op have wedding cupcakes!wtf is a wedding cupcake?anyway, i plan on being drunk until this all blows over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 The Co-op have wedding cupcakes!wtf is a wedding cupcake?anyway, i plan on being drunk until this all blows over.Which Co-op? My colleagues were joking today that I had to bring in Royal Wedding cupcakes on Friday. Didnt think I'd actually find any! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Technicians/labourers/delivery people/anyone who visits your house to give a service... When they don't show up during the alloted time. Was supposed to get interwebs installed at my flat yesterday between 8am-11am so I took time off work to patiently wait for the guy to show up. Gets to 11.30 and 3 calls to the company later i'm still no closer to getting internet installed. I just had to leave to go to work. Then the guy phones at 2.30pm happy as larry 'im just outside your door' as if nothing is wrong. Fuck right off! Then to top it off I'm getting phone calls after each call I give to the company asking if i'd review the customer service. I told the last guy he can just give himself five stars all round coz i can't be arsed answering any more questions about the customer service till I get ma innernetts.So i've lodged complaints and opened this mystical 'service call' for a follow up. Which basically means they assign a number to my call then scrunch it up into a virtual ball and throw it out the virtual window. Then...Then...they have the cheek to ask if I want to upgrade the speed of my package. I mean, I haven't even got the damn thing yet. 'Oh but when you do you get 5 megs more and a speed boost'... A speed boost? I ask her what that exactly constitutes. 'It boosts your speed' was the response.... Oh that clears that up, thanks love. Next you'll be telling me a post office is an office where they sort the post.and breath.The post office got me LOLing, but I need to spread my rep unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Which Co-op? My colleagues were joking today that I had to bring in Royal Wedding cupcakes on Friday. Didnt think I'd actually find any!I believe I was in the one that either still is or used to be a Somerfield at the bottom of George St. They're by the exit. Can't recall what exactly made them wedding cupcakes, no picture of wills and kate or anything, maybe little coloured stars or something equally cheery yet irrelevant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 28, 2011 Report Share Posted April 28, 2011 Todays Fallout: New Vegas update which has resulted in the game crashing any time I try to open any of my game saves. Obsidian really need to try to iron out bugs before releasing things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 If someone asked me what a speed boost does, I'd answer with "it boosts your speed" too. But I like winding folk up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Start the Ask John thread, i'll happily answer every question. With "Get fucked."Ooooh, someone is on their period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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