Guest idol_wild Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 That's the real reason they gives you that big loose cover.To hide the barber's pole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Pet hate: Fire alarm tests.The one in my work building goes on and on forever....seemingly needlessly; though I'm sure there needs to be a standard minimum time they test it for. But still, I don't believe thirty seconds is acceptable. Think about that...a harsh, visceral, yet somehow numb tone piercing your ears for thirty seconds straight.And that's just my colleagues. You should hear the fire alarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 When I was a younger lad (maybe 13/14) Shaki's very attractive girlfriend used to cut my hair. It was fucking great as she had massive milkers. Her wee bro was in my regi- class so I used to brag about it to him and it would upset him. Miss those haircuts. These days I tend to blade 0 my hair then let it grow back for about 5 months then repeat this cycle. I might go for a proper style soon as I am seriously going bald and want to utilise my hair and good looks while I still have them. What should I get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Pet hate: Fire alarm tests.The one in my work building goes on and on forever....seemingly needlessly; though I'm sure there needs to be a standard minimum time they test it for. But still, I don't believe thirty seconds is acceptable. Think about that...a harsh, visceral, yet somehow numb tone piercing your ears for thirty seconds straight.And that's just my colleagues. You should hear the fire alarm.We make sure it rings and turn it off as soon as we can. Horrible noise. It probably rings as long as it takes to read the word Ring.I'm sure we'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 How can you make a hash of a 3 all over?cant really do the back myslef, just wanted it all neat and tidy, and the peach fuss on my neck off. fucker ended up shaving half way up my head and making it all squint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 cant really do the back myslef, just wanted it all neat and tidy, and the peach fuss on my neck off. fucker ended up shaving half way up my head and making it all squint.I meant how could he make a hash of it. How hard is it to shave all the hair to the same length... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I might go for a proper style soon as I am seriously going bald and want to utilise my hair and good looks while I still have them. What should I get?obv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 When I was a younger lad (maybe 13/14) Shaki's very attractive girlfriend used to cut my hair. It was fucking great as she had massive milkers. Her wee bro was in my regi- class so I used to brag about it to him and it would upset him. Miss those haircuts. These days I tend to blade 0 my hair then let it grow back for about 5 months then repeat this cycle. I might go for a proper style soon as I am seriously going bald and want to utilise my hair and good looks while I still have them. What should I get?Aye but you are one of these blessed humans who look better with a shaved head. Ditch the jew-fro and keep it supershort imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I meant how could he make a hash of it. How hard is it to shave all the hair to the same length...I like it all straight and tidy at the back and sides, which I find hard to do on my tod,ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Aye but you are one of these blessed humans who look better with a shaved head. Ditch the jew-fro and keep it supershort imoThis man types the truth. If I looked in any way human with a shaved bonce, I'd absolutely have it closely cut all the time.Hair is fucking annoying. Fuck off, hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I like it all straight and tidy at the back and sides, which I find hard to do on my tod,ok?Are you drunk? I get why you can't do it yourself I asked how HE managed to fuck it up, it's all one length and HE can't have problems reaching all the parts of your head.Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Are you drunk? I get why you can't do it yourself I asked how HE managed to fuck it up, it's all one length and HE can't have problems reaching all the parts of your head.Fucking hell.I think when he said:fucker ended up shaving half way up my head and making it all squint.He was referring to the other fella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I think when he said:He was referring to the other fella.Fucker edited that after I'd already hit reply. That post definately ended after he said peach fuss when I read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Pet hate: Fire alarm tests.The one in my work building goes on and on forever....seemingly needlessly; though I'm sure there needs to be a standard minimum time they test it for. But still, I don't believe thirty seconds is acceptable. Think about that...a harsh, visceral, yet somehow numb tone piercing your ears for thirty seconds straight.And that's just my colleagues. You should hear the fire alarm.On Friday I had a teleconference with my replacements in India and managed to time it so that the fire alarm went off just as I got to the bit where the teleconference software asks you to say your name so it can play it to the other attendees - i.e. "Chris Officer has joined the meeting". So when I entered the phone call what they actually heard was 2 minutes of a shrieking fire alarm followed by the sound of a grown man struggling to say his own name through a fit paralysing giggles. Then of course they also got the same when I left the meeting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 On Friday I had a teleconference with my replacements in India and managed to time it so that the fire alarm went off just as I got to the bit where the teleconference software asks you to say your name so it can play it to the other attendees - i.e. "Chris Officer has joined the meeting". So when I entered the phone call what they actually heard was 2 minutes of a shrieking fire alarm followed by the sound of a grown man struggling to say his own name through a fit paralysing giggles. Then of course they also got the same when I left the meeting.This has me sitting in my open-plan office trying to resist an extreme bout of giggles.Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Fucker edited that after I'd already hit reply. That post definately ended after he said peach fuss when I read it.PET HATE: Ninja edits. If your edit changes a crucial part of the message, you must acknowledge that in the REASON FOR EDITING box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Pet hate : Doing nothing at work. It's shit. If there's nothing to do you end up with the last post on every active thread in the General Discussion part of Aberdeen Music.It makes you more tired, demotivated and stressed than doing a full days work. You end up wired through staring at a computer screen 90% of the day. It's mentally draining.Then to top it off you get called all the lazy bastards under the sun for complaining about doing nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I thought i was alone! I absolutely hate hair, i wish i could just be bald and not have to bother with the shite, but i look a right tit with any hair style including no hair, i just keep trying but never find one that just doesn't get in my fucking way. I don't suit hats either.You could try a pillow case with an eyehole cut out? This would give you an air of mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Or a bandana. That would make you badass.I hate getting my hair cut too. It's actually less painful to get my haircut more often funnily enough, and just getting it trimmed and tidied, rather than having them hack away at my mop that has been untouched for 6 months or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Pet hate : Doing nothing at work. It's shit. If there's nothing to do you end up with the last post on every active thread in the General Discussion part of Aberdeen Music.It makes you more tired, demotivated and stressed than doing a full days work. You end up wired through staring at a computer screen 90% of the day. It's mentally draining.Then to top it off you get called all the lazy bastards under the sun for complaining about doing nothing.Doing nothing has resulted in my answering Social Interview questions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Okay, a bandana is probably better than a pillow case. You could refer to yourself as "Prison John W" as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 "Do you know why they call me Prison John W?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 I just shaved my head. Though, as I'm not working at the moment it's not a big deal, I can wear my beanie til it grows back a bit.If I can get the beanie on, it keeps sticking on the stubble.I look like one mean mothafucka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 "Do you know why they call me Prison John W?"As long as he coupled that with a smile revealing missing front teeth that would be a winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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