HateEvent Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Being from Peterculter, I had to laugh at the Wiki article the first time I read it, as some idiots I grew up with tried to speak as it suggests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Auto correct on the iphone. What a ballache!Or as the iPhone would probably say, what a ballast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 F You, Auto Correct! - iphone funny autocorrect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 F You, Auto Correct! - iphone funny autocorrectAmazing! I'm genuinely lolling reading some of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Is this how all washed up ex-stars add a couple of years on to their worthless careers now?Oh dear god, not another one.For the record, that gobshite Kerry Katona is a stupid bastard bitch. Fucking vile chav queen. Revolting. Boil on the arse of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 F You, Auto Correct! - iphone funny autocorrectIs that the same as Damn You Auto Correct! - Funny iPhone Fails and Autocorrect Horror Stories ? I love that site.Oh dear god, not another one.For the record, that gobshite Kerry Katona is a stupid bastard bitch. Fucking vile chav queen. Revolting. Boil on the arse of humanity.Agreed. Dreadful human being. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 The faces that davina makes in the ad' for get workout video are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Fucking car alarms, like the cunt that's been going off outside my window for 20 minutes. Don't they ever fucking cut out? And why do they have to go off every time a bus drives past? Does anyone actually pay attention to them? You can park your car up in a residential area, or in town, safe in the knowledge that if someone breaks into your car and the alarm goes off, no-one will even bother to look out their window because they'll assume it was just a bit of wind or something. They're like the boy that cried wolf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 The faces that davina makes in the ad' for get workout video are hilarious.I hate that parasitic ( ? ) bastard!... nothing a good freak yachting accident wouldnt sort out! ...why is it every fucking thing has to involve "dancing" or "gurning" and then singing in a fuckin chip munk style voice?.......... bastards She looks like when Drop dead Fred gets his head trapped in the freezer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Today I actually threw up at work. I'm not ill, just had to do something rank...Some bastard flushed a pair of Speedos in the changing room toilets. Some other cunt, or possibly the same person, took a shit, then used more toilet paper than any one person should use in a week. Lastly, some prick shat on top of this blocked monsrosity and obviously didn't wipe their arse, as it was sitting proudly on top of the pile - which was, by this time, about halfway up the inside of the pan. We didn't know about the Speedos being there, so spent much of the morning coming back to it, trying to clear it. Eventually, another manager came in, got shoulder deep and pulled out the Speedos. He then got me to clean up the mess that had been made, as the toilet had overflowed, sending shit all over the floor, as well as disposing of the culprit Speedos. Fucking shit day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Today I actually threw up at work. I'm not ill, just had to do something rank...Some bastard flushed a pair of Speedos in the changing room toilets. Some other cunt, or possibly the same person, took a shit, then used more toilet paper than any one person should use in a week. Lastly, some prick shat on top of this blocked monsrosity and obviously didn't wipe their arse, as it was sitting proudly on top of the pile - which was, by this time, about halfway up the inside of the pan. We didn't know about the Speedos being there, so spent much of the morning coming back to it, trying to clear it. Eventually, another manager came in, got shoulder deep and pulled out the Speedos. He then got me to clean up the mess that had been made, as the toilet had overflowed, sending shit all over the floor, as well as disposing of the culprit Speedos. Fucking shit day.Dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Amazing! I'm genuinely lolling reading some of those.that site ended me when i first saw it. my face was aching from laughing so much at some of them, i think it's the reactions that really make the best ones funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Dude. Sweet? o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I don't find those autocorrect things that funny, you've seen one you've seen them all kinda thing.pet hate: The fact that I am not as easily amused as I was before youtube took over. A video of a baby panda sneezing would have ended me if someone had it on a cd back in the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Today I actually threw up at work. I'm not ill, just had to do something rank...Some bastard flushed a pair of Speedos in the changing room toilets. Some other cunt, or possibly the same person, took a shit, then used more toilet paper than any one person should use in a week. Lastly, some prick shat on top of this blocked monsrosity and obviously didn't wipe their arse, as it was sitting proudly on top of the pile - which was, by this time, about halfway up the inside of the pan. We didn't know about the Speedos being there, so spent much of the morning coming back to it, trying to clear it. Eventually, another manager came in, got shoulder deep and pulled out the Speedos. He then got me to clean up the mess that had been made, as the toilet had overflowed, sending shit all over the floor, as well as disposing of the culprit Speedos. Fucking shit day.Why would you agree to do that if it was to make you physically sick? Seems a bit unnecessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 . trust me, i went to st machar academy.This should be used for a panel show style game of "this is the answer, what is the question?"So many possibilities. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 This should be used for a panel show style game of "this is the answer, what is the question?"So many possibilities.While we're on the subject of what makes us laugh.....this. Caked it. Feeling like shit with "man flu" (another pet hate. ladies, If you haven't had man flu you've never had a really serious condition. You simply don't know.) that totally cheered me up though.Tried to plus rep but I need to spread the love a little more first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 'Are you sure you can drive this tank?!' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Sorry android, ca gere is getting your rep. This set me off again. This thread is truly great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 "I didn't think you could eat raw chicken?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 That quote could have made so many movies so much better:"Marty McFly: Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a DeLorean?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 That did make me laugh. I've just recently watched all those films too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 Ever notice this? : Its the little things.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 That's awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 15, 2011 Report Share Posted January 15, 2011 When you go in for a hi-five, they go in for a fist-bump, you change last second and so do they ending in an awkward fist-palm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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