ZeromiserY Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 That supermarket just up from the Music Hall must have been every single supermarket company ever at one point, I have no idea what it is now. An old mate of mine had his first post-school job on the tills there when it was 'Templetons'. He was working the day some guy came out of the Star and Garter and torched himself with petrol. He said the smell of burning flesh wafted right over Union Street, and he was sent on mop duties after customers were literally throwing up in the aisles.True story.Im just back from that coapy. When was the whole human torch thing?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 People pronouncing 'r's as 'l's. Not in the racist chinese way, but in the minky way.Gan tae tolly? Ol you just bydin' in petelcootle?Nae need at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 People pronouncing 'r's as 'l's. Not in the racist chinese way, but in the minky way.Gan tae tolly? Ol you just bydin' in petelcootle?Nae need at all.It's 'cootell spik', ken min?Peterculter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 It's 'cootell spik', ken min?Peterculter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaNo it isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 It's 'cootell spik', ken min?Peterculter - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJust read that wiki article and it is the biggest pile of shite I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 People pronouncing 'r's as 'l's. Not in the racist chinese way, but in the minky way.Gan tae tolly? Ol you just bydin' in petelcootle?Nae need at all.i have to agreeaberdeen chavs do it too. trust me, i went to st machar academy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Some common words and phrases:'Petellcultell' - Peterculter'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to Peterculter'Lootell' - A thief'Mintell' - A Trouble maker'Muntell' - An unattractive female'Chippell' - A Fish and chip shop'Fish Suppell' - Fish and chips'Nippell' - A young boy'Bailn's lusk' - A food for weaning infants'Clippell' - A cigarette lighter'Coppell' - A policeman'Nuttell' - An person of unhinged mentality'Cheuchtell' - Someone from the countryside'Sketchell' - A person of questionable intent'Peelallclatell' - An old personpished masel at:'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to Peterculter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Some common words and phrases:'Petellcultell' - Peterculter'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to Peterculter'Lootell' - A thief'Mintell' - A Trouble maker'Muntell' - An unattractive female'Chippell' - A Fish and chip shop'Fish Suppell' - Fish and chips'Nippell' - A young boy'Bailn's lusk' - A food for weaning infants'Clippell' - A cigarette lighter'Coppell' - A policeman'Nuttell' - An person of unhinged mentality'Cheuchtell' - Someone from the countryside'Sketchell' - A person of questionable intent'Peelallclatell' - An old personpished masel at:'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to PeterculterBag o' shite.I'll give them "mintil", as in Culter Mentals and the YCM, but that's just an Aberdeen way of saying "mental" and doesn't fit in with this total bollocks r for l thing they are claiming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Stuff on this site is funny, mostly because an awful lot of it is true:Peterculter, Aberdeenshire, Pubs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Just read that wiki article and it is the biggest pile of shite I've ever seen.The biggest pile? Really?You should watch Donnie Darko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I have never heard any one say anything that sounds anything like any of these words...In my head it sounds like the swedish dude in Family Guy....xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Stuff on this site is funny, mostly because an awful lot of it is true:Peterculter, Aberdeenshire, PubsThe bank bar is where it's at. 8-)I think one of the ex ab-music crew may have had a hand in that wiki article.Also check the Aberdeen article on wiki travel.Aberdeen travel guide - Wikitravel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 i have to agreeaberdeen chavs do it too. trust me, i went to st machar academy.I've never heard anyone do this. Maybe I ought to get to know more chavs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Everyone knows it's spelt 'uhl' anyway.BeeuhlCiduhlCheeuhls...and so forth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I have no idea what a single lick of the last couple of pages even mean.I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 I have no idea what a single lick of the last couple of pages even mean.I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!By 'eckers laaahk, there's nowt so queer as fooooooak.Better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Everyone knows it's spelt 'uhl' anyway.BeeuhlCiduhlCheeuhls...and so forth.Adam gets itPule mintle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 pished masel at:'Supell dupell motell scootell' - A nice motorbike'Cultell commutell' - A visitor to PeterculterTo use some classic Ayrshire dialect...ah verr near pished masel' at this excerpt from the Wiki entry....."....some believe the abnormal contouring of the inner skulls of 19th century farmers in the area may have contributed to bizarre glossal and sub-lingual irregularities which resulted in these unique speech patterns being formulated." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 This is a great picture. I'd rep you if I could but I'll give you some man-love instead. Xxxxxxxxxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Mon ti fuck Facebook, sort yersel oot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Buying stuff online and it taking ages to get here.Get yer finger oot Big Scary Monsters/Count Your Lucky Stars! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Is this how all washed up ex-stars add a couple of years on to their worthless careers now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Is this how all washed up ex-stars add a couple of years on to their worthless careers now?Open the box and there's a copy of photoshop in there though. Ace way to save a few quid.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Auto correct on the iphone. What a ballache! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 14, 2011 Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 Is this how all washed up ex-stars add a couple of years on to their worthless careers now?Testify. I especially hate this cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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