Teabags Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I don't understand this post, it says you're a girl. Surely you mean your boyfriend dumped you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I don't care what anyone says, the best way to get over a break up is to sleep with as many other people as possible. Just not Teabags.I agree - having Teabags offer to shag you is never a good way to end a relationship.Neither of you have shagged me. So shut up. I'm great at the sex. I've done it 4 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I don't understand this post, it says you're a girl. Surely you mean your boyfriend dumped you?The world's gone mad!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I don't understand this post, it says you're a girl. Surely you mean your boyfriend dumped you?Rules of the internet...27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason. 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man. 29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. 30. There are NO girls on the internet. 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours. 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. 'She' is obviously a guy.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 While I think Bigsby might have been taking the mickey, I'll just clarify and say that I meant girlfriend because I'm a massive lezzer.My new pet hate is still not having a new office key and my work computer being disconnected. Glad I took my netbook. Fucking university, you wouldn't think I was paying over three grand a year for this level of service. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm a massive lezzer.LIAR! You're like 5 foot fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'll just clarify and say that I meant girlfriend because I'm a massive lezzer.Rule 30. There are NO girls on the internet. I hate having to repeat myself. Now come clean!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Should I be slightly concerned that you know, quite accurately, how tall I am?Also, fine, I'm a pintsized lezzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Rules of the internet...30. There are NO girls on the internet. I hate having to repeat myself. Now come clean!xxThere are loads of girls on the internet.If you want I can PM you some links to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is unreal. Rules of the internet: amazing; Teabags is a stalker: hilarious; pintsized lezzer: classic.I love the internet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 There are loads of girls on the internet.If you want I can PM you some links to prove it.First of all:Rule 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. The rules state you are required to, doesn't matter what I want.Second, pictures of girls that guys put on the internet isn't the same. No girls use the internet.If you believe they do, then see rules 30, 31 and 32.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is unreal. Rules of the internet: amazing; Teabags is a stalker: hilarious; pintsized lezzer: classic.I love the internet today.Take it to the Ace-ic thread, mate. No room for your cheeriness here!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Should I be slightly concerned that you know, quite accurately, how tall I am?Did I get it bang on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 If no girls use the Internet, what fuckjar man is posting this all over their Facebook?Some Slut I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Did I get it bang on?Yup, I am infact five foot fuck all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 If no girls use the Internet, what fuckjar man is posting this all over their Facebook?Some Slut I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.Teabags.Or Peter Andre...xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Sorry to hear that Lesley. My pet-hate is trivial in comparison, but I think it's important that people know that it's never okay to do this- I was in conversation with a customer at work yesterday, and he was picking flakes of skin of his hand, briefly examining them and then flicking them onto the floor. I couldn't stop wincing. It's up there with when people lick their fingers before turning pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 While he was talking to you? Eurgh. God, I feel ill now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Yep, he wasn't even trying to be sly about it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I was in conversation with a customer at work yesterday, and he was picking flakes of skin of his hand, briefly examining them and then flicking them onto the floor. I couldn't stop wincing. It's up there with when people lick their fingers before turning pages.Jesus, he could at least have the decency to eat them!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Sorry to hear that Lesley. Soooooooo... you're a massive lezzer called Lesley?*head explodes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm a hand picker. I always have holes on my hands from drumming and it just seems right to pick off all the dead bits. My mother once described me as "disgusting." Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Soooooooo... you're a massive lezzer called Lesley?*head explodes*Well, I'm not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Soooooooo... you're a massive lezzer called Lesley?*head explodes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm a hand picker. I always have holes on my hands from drumming and it just seems right to pick off all the dead bits. My mother once described me as "disgusting." Sorry.But in public? While you're talking to someone you've never met before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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