Moose Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Its just one of these things I'll never get. Why do people hate the thought of dead skin? Is it unhygienic? Its not like I pick my nose in public.but sometimes i do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 The question is, why is your skin dying so much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I pick my dead skin off my fingers and my nose, fuck everyone else.Who's a LAD? Who's a LAD? John W's a LAD. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Its just one of these things I'll never get. Why do people hate the thought of dead skin? Is it unhygienic? Its not like I pick my nose in public.but sometimes i doI don't know, I guess it's sort of irrational, it's not unhygienic, I just don't like the idea of people picking of bits of themselves and flicking them around somewhere I'm doing things. I think it's also the physical act of people pulling it off that grosses me off. That, and that it sort of looks like flaked coconut. But isn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 That, and that it sort of looks like flaked coconut. But isn't.Mmmmmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I think the worst part of this is the fact he was just discarding it to the floor instead of shoving it in his gob for a wee treat, delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Mmmmmmmmm.Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Neither of you have shagged me. So shut up. I'm great at the sex. I've done it 4 times.I once had mind-sex with you. Well, it was more like mind-rape.We listened to Fuck Buttons and you needed a lot of lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 If no girls use the Internet, what fuckjar man is posting this all over their Facebook?Some Slut I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.Isn't that a Marilyn Monroe quote? When did she get on Facebook? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Isn't that a Marilyn Monroe quote? When did she get on Facebook?It's the Marilyn Monroe quote that every stupid girl seems to revel in.If you're untolerable when you are 'at your worst' then you can fuck off regardless of whether you think I deserve you. It's like their get-out clause that says they can be as unreasonable as they like.Women are stupid, gonna give Andy Gray a call so we can rant some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I fucking hate Marilyn Monroe.She was ugly and she was fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I also fucking hate that quote that prudish girls in denial use:"When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better."Was the Mae West or some fucking arsehole like that?Either way, girls who actually are comfortable with sex would never use this quote. Only prudes and arseholes do.Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Cunts.Women? Totally, they're so daft. I'm loving this! All us sexists have been in the closet for so long. God bless Andy Gray and Richard Keys for opening those doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Posts that start "I haven't seen/don't know much about this subject" but then go on to detail in 4 paragraphs or more the poster's opinion of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I hate girls...They just seem slutty and cheap...I used to work with a girl who would actually just Blojob....She would come.yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I hate girls who are overly shy and girls who are overly keen. They just seem slutty and cheap. I used to work with a girl who would actually just go on and on about how good she was. Honestly, do you want to be that whore who prides herself on how good a Blojob she gives? She would come in and tell us all about she cheated on her boyfriend that weekend, but don't tell anyone LOL![/Misogyny] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Women? Totally, they're so daft. I'm loving this! All us sexists have been in the closet for so long. God bless Andy Gray and Richard Keys for opening those doors. All went downhill since they started voting.Blacks too.Thatcher woulda kept a lid on this shit, kept them all in their places!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Another thing that only girls (or closet gay guys) do on FB is post status updates with 1) how they are feeling, followed by 2) .com.bored.comtired.comIt's Christmas so I've eaten BLAH stuffed.com!Unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Another thing that only girls (or closet gay guys) do on FB is post status updates with 1) how they are feeling, followed by 2) .com.Unacceptable.Too right. Everyone knows that .net is the way to go with this kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Another thing that only girls (or closet gay guys) do on FB is post status updates with 1) how they are feeling, followed by 2) .com.Unacceptable.related pet hate - FB status updates like the above with no explanation as to why they are feeling a certain way and so inviting enquiries from all their stupid friends. Vacuous idiot 1: Gutted :-( Vacuous idiot 2: Hey hon. What's wrong?! xxxVacuous idiot 3: Aww babe, what's up? xxVacuous idiot 4: Never mind, nearly the weekend!!! What's up? xxxVacuous idiot 5 (I'm her best friend!): Hey babes, give me a call if u wanna talk xVacuous idiot 1 (presumably after sitting there basking in sympathy and concern): Hey guys, sorry to worry ya. Just had an argument with my mum but all sorted now. Weekend! Woo hoo! xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 related pet hate - FB status updates like the above with no explanation as to why they are feeling a certain way and so inviting enquiries from all their stupid friends. Vacuous idiot 1: Gutted :-( Vacuous idiot 2: Hey hon. What's wrong?! xxxVacuous idiot 3: Aww babe, what's up? xxVacuous idiot 4: Never mind, nearly the weekend!!! What's up? xxxVacuous idiot 5 (I'm her best friend!): Hey babes, give me a call if u wanna talk xVacuous idiot 1 (presumably after sitting there basking in sympathy and concern): Hey guys, sorry to worry ya. Just had an argument with my mum but all sorted now. Weekend! Woo hoo! xxxMust spread. Similar (but IMO worse) is when vacuouos idiot #1 replies after the sympathetic comments with "I don't wanna talk about it".Boils my fucking piss!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Beaten to the punch,Fuck.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Too right. Everyone knows that .net is the way to go with this kind of thing.Personally, I'm more of a .org-y sort of guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Bad technique + playing too hard = lots of dead skin.Or, mathematically:BT + PTH = LDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 The face of George Gideon Oliver Osborne ... as well as his face, his name says it all really ... I also hate all of his friends, family and people who agree with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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