Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 For years growing up I thought 'getting messages' was going to the post office.Truth be told, I still don't fucking understand why it isn't.xxUp until last week, I thought those black "Private Ambulances" that you see going around town were ambulances for people with private health care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Up until last week, I thought those black "Private Ambulances" that you see going around town were ambulances for people with private health care.Incredible.I say going out to the shops when I'm nipping out to get a paper or something, and getting messages when I'm going to do the big shop of the week. This is the right way of doing it.Also, does anyone else here fucking hate Tesco? It's never got that great a range of products and they're not really much cheaper (if at all) than any other places. ASDA is where it's at, for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I go to Morrisons, because its across from my flat. It has a pretty rubbish range of just about everything, and is usually rammed with students buying noodles and alcopops. I like closeness though. Food is heavy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Up until last week, I thought those black "Private Ambulances" that you see going around town were ambulances for people with private health care.The wife thinks it's tasteless, but I refer to those as 'Corpse Taxis'xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Up until last week, I thought those black "Private Ambulances" that you see going around town were ambulances for people with private health care.Up until just now, I thought that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 You guys never wonder why the guys driving these private ambulances were in suits, not medical gear? Also, did you reckon rich people never needed sirens to move traffic out the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Are we speaking about hearses here...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 You guys never wonder why the guys driving these private ambulances were in suits, not medical gear?They're for RICH PEOPLE, they need to look fly. 8-) Also, did you reckon rich people never needed sirens to move traffic out the way?Special network of RICH PEOPLE underground tunnels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I've never even heard of these things, never mind seen them, never mind made jokes about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Are we speaking about hearses here...?They're not quite hearses, but they are the vehicles which are used to transport dead people to the mortuary from wherever they were found. Usually black vans with Private Ambulance on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 You guys never wonder why the guys driving these private ambulances were in suits, not medical gear? Also, did you reckon rich people never needed sirens to move traffic out the way?That never occured to me, but I did think that maybe BUPA had their own emergency phone number you used instead of 999 to get one of these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I've never even heard of these things, never mind seen them, never mind made jokes about them.Hang around outside an old folks home for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I have never seen these vehicles in my life. Or maybe I have but was too busy adding up the numbers on their number plates or making words out of the letters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I have never seen these vehicles in my life. Or maybe I have but was too busy adding up the numbers on their number plates or making words out of the letters.They look like this.I used to live in an area which was about 90% council flats for old people, used to see the fuckers parked outside about once a week, never put two and two together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I have never seen these vehicles in my life. Or maybe I have but was too busy adding up the numbers on their number plates or making words out of the letters.Private Ambulance is an anagram of Cabaret Naive Plum.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Messages for me too (choocter Deeside). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 It was messages in the mearns as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Definitely messages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Out to pick up some messages before my fly cup and piece before bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 In England, it's "shopping", but we're all fucking mental down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Messages" is unacceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 That reminds me of a chant we used to do at school: 'Ginger hair is unacceptable' to the tune of 'you're going home in the back of an ambulance'back on subject. It's messages. Fae the coapy ideally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 There is too much ethnic speak in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me and Parvati Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Eerins for Grunny, messages for Mam. That's nae ethnic is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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