Surfer_Rosa Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Yes they were. And it was funny. I think mostly due to their reaction to Louie Spence feeling them up.Now there's a pet hate. What a cunt. What an utter fucking cunt. He'd probably set himself on fire if nobody was paying attention to him for one second. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 Now there's a pet hate. What a cunt. What an utter fucking cunt. He'd probably set himself on fire if nobody was paying attention to him for one second. Cunt.Fuckin right! He's an utter bellend with no charisma. I've got no problem with flambouyant camp men at all but if that's the only string you have to your bow then you're a cunt. The way he was grabbing jimmy car's arse and feeling up the others was just embarrasing. A man feeling up another man for shock value stopped being funny around the 1970s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 6, 2011 Report Share Posted January 6, 2011 My poor note taking and memory....and inability to remember I have a poor memory which would be solved by taking better notes...in meetings. Had a meeting two weeks ago and went over my notes to get things done and it's just not ringing any bells. Also my bad handwriting. "Do this fom mom""explain to client - can't hamble pwood - see 2""Not relevant because address at mi""confirm with Linda - Inverness 20" "Alan?"All made sense 2 weeks ago, now none at all. I guess Alan is a good place to start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Now there's a pet hate. What a cunt. What an utter fucking cunt. He'd probably set himself on fire if nobody was paying attention to him for one second. Cunt.I think he's pretty funny. It might just be for money, but to take all the shit he gets from 8 out of 10 cats and Harry Hill, and still laugh at it is not bad in my books.Plus I think he knows he's a bell. It's like a film that knows it's shite, so that somehow makes it ok. Like Spy Kids or the first Scary Movie. Guilty Pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 My poor note taking and memory....and inability to remember I have a poor memory which would be solved by taking better notes...in meetings. Had a meeting two weeks ago and went over my notes to get things done and it's just not ringing any bells. Also my bad handwriting. "Do this fom mom""explain to client - can't hamble pwood - see 2""Not relevant because address at mi""confirm with Linda - Inverness 20" "Alan?"All made sense 2 weeks ago, now none at all. I guess Alan is a good place to start.I'm exactly the same! wait, maybe I just forgot I already posted this under a different user name..... o_Othis weeks hate is directed toward health/fitness related tv ads. Holy shit m&s has made food that - get this - fills you up so your not hungry! FUCK OFF!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 My poor note taking and memory....and inability to remember I have a poor memory which would be solved by taking better notes...in meetings. Had a meeting two weeks ago and went over my notes to get things done and it's just not ringing any bells. Also my bad handwriting. "Do this fom mom""explain to client - can't hamble pwood - see 2""Not relevant because address at mi""confirm with Linda - Inverness 20" "Alan?"All made sense 2 weeks ago, now none at all. I guess Alan is a good place to start.I scribble down notes when I'm on the phone to people. Only I'm so busy concentrating on the call that I'm just scribbling down random words they are saying, and by the time I get off the phone and look at what I've written it's pretty much just word-vomit. The notepad next to my phone currently says:"Cuttings disposal for 2008 - discharge08/05. Sidetracks (this is underlined three times so it must be important)Martina MaltwaterHWNSMBMHow to speed it upRe-registeringShale Oil?1 & 2 - HT?Aberdeen 1Andrea BWell OperationsAndreaLong job - understand.No idea what any of that means, or what it relates to. There's a drawing of some stars next to it though, so I must have been happy with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 The notepad next to my phone currently says:"Cuttings disposal for 2008 - discharge08/05. Sidetracks (this is underlined three times so it must be important)Martina MaltwaterHWNSMBMHow to speed it upRe-registeringShale Oil?1 & 2 - HT?Aberdeen 1Andrea BWell OperationsAndreaLong job - understand. No idea what any of that means, or what it relates to. There's a drawing of some stars next to it though, so I must have been happy with it.big in oil are we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 A woman would berate you for your poor organisational skills and not being able to multi-task. Incidentally, women who go on about how they can multi-task and how men can't - because they're shit. A definite pet hate. They don't know how good I am at 'bating while using the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 No one can multi task. If you're multi tasking, one of the tasks you're doing will be shit. Always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 No one can multi task. If you're multi tasking, one of the tasks you're doing will be shit. Always.Or both. I read somewhere that if you try to concentrate on doing more than one thing, you end up concentrating on trying to concentrate and both things end up much lower than you could do if you gave one thing your full attention.Standing in front of the tv and talking over the top of it is about the only thing women can actually do fantastically at the same time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Yeahhh! Women, eh?! WOMEN?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Yeahhh! Women, eh?! WOMEN?!He's right. We're all dreadful whores. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 big in oil are we? I wish. You think I'd have time to spend all day posting on here if I was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 He's right. We're all dreadful whores.You're probably dreadful at whoring because you're not fucking concentrating! It's just not the same if you're also reading a magazine and doing your nails... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 If they're so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't reverse and park at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 No one can multi task. If you're multi tasking, one of the tasks you're doing will be shit. Always.Yeah, like singing and playing guitar at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Totally. I could do both better if I was just doing one at a time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Yeah, like singing and playing guitar at the same time.Jared Leto has mastered this...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Yeah, like singing and playing guitar at the same time.This is especially bad when I do it, as I can't do either well. Still, when I do them at the same time the standard of each doesn't reduce. Parking is a fucking good call. Idiots. I used to get abuse for not being able to text and speak at the same time. The way I see it I would be better off concentrating on the text message for 30 seconds, getting it out the way, then carrying on with the conversation. I like to send a good text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 If they're so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't reverse and park at the same time?IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I used to get abuse for not being able to text and speak at the same time. The way I see it I would be better off concentrating on the text message for 30 seconds, getting it out the way, then carrying on with the conversation. I like to send a good text.I get this abuse and agree with you wholeheartedly. Chat, stop, text, continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I can masturbate while fingering my bum and eating a twinkie.I'm the fucking multitasking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Swine flu...seriously haven't felt this ill in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I can masturbate while fingering my bum and eating a twinkie.I'm the fucking multitasking.Just be careful you don't get confused and end up eating your finger and sticking the twinkie up your bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Just be careful you don't get confused and end up eating your bum and sticking the twinkie up your japseye.Sair een. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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