Alphas Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 All this carry on over the tart who didn't get on the X Factor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Using a program like GuitarPro to create guitar and drum tracks and add synths and string sections etc. and then having a go at exporting it all as midi to put into GarageBand, give better sound samples and play it back but realising that GarageBand has bugger all decent sounds and also it doesn't let me change the tempo midway through the song. Useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 For anyone that's ever worked in a bar, I literally just over heard this exact conversation..,"what kind of vodkas have you got?""smirnoff, wisinowka cherry vodka and Chopin vodka""aye, I'll have one of them."WHICH ONE DIP-SHIT???? WHATS NEXT, "Can I have 2 beers?" THERES A FUCKING LOT IF THEM CUNT FEATURES, WHAT BEER?!?!Stupid people should stay at home and die in tragic tin opener accidents. Dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 Ryan called the whole company dicks again, instead of just his boss...Not really, just a mundane email about dinner plans to the entire Aberdeen workforce of Iron Mountain (about 50 or so, including my ex-bosses), about 20 other people who used to work there, and a bunch of random Chinese people. I still feel a bit of a tool though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 That film about Facebook. I've not seen it, but it's about Facebook. Fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 7, 2010 Report Share Posted October 7, 2010 I thought the idea about a facebook film was terrible at first, but everything I've read about it has made me really want to see it. Fincher has a pretty good track record, so on that alone I'll give it a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discotron Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 For anyone that's ever worked in a bar, I literally just over heard this exact conversation..,"what kind of vodkas have you got?""smirnoff, wisinowka cherry vodka and Chopin vodka""aye, I'll have one of them."WHICH ONE DIP-SHIT???? WHATS NEXT, "Can I have 2 beers?" THERES A FUCKING LOT IF THEM CUNT FEATURES, WHAT BEER?!?!Stupid people should stay at home and die in tragic tin opener accidents. Dicks.YESSSS, THIS.Another bar-related pet hate:Punter: 2 pints of Tennents pleaseMe: Thats 5.80 pleasePunter: 5.80? You're nae feart, are yi?BAH. Of what exactly? Just give me the fucking money you tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 Supermarkets it was always "just like that" seriously. that line will drive you to murder after a few months on a checkout. i survived two years somehow.What context was that in? I don't think I ever heard anyone say that at a till. Unless you had a lot of Tommy Cooper impersonators at your shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I assume it will be in reply to being told a total which the customer thinks mounts up awfully quickly to said amount:"100 please.""Wow, just like that eh?!"Or along those lines.I get that one a lot as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 John W at work, yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I assume it will be in reply to being told a total which the customer thinks mounts up awfully quickly to said amount:"100 please.""Wow, just like that eh?!"Or along those lines.I get that one a lot as well.I hated when they would follow it up with something along the lines of "Oh just like that. You say it so easily.".Yeah because it's the fucking price. Now pay up and jog on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 How about "You should be wearing a mask" or similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shell7 Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 YESSSS, THIS.Another bar-related pet hate:Punter: 2 pints of Tennents pleaseMe: Thats 5.80 pleasePunter: 5.80? You're nae feart, are yi?BAH. Of what exactly? Just give me the fucking money you tosser.Cunts at a bar n wave money at you shouting I'm next and when you get round to them they dinnae ken what they want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 "you'll be wanting my house keys next"stuff like that.No matter how short your shift was, got it every single one without fail. Some people said it in a miserable "i suppose you want me to pay now then" and other said it with a cheeky wink as if they are the first person to make the fucking joke. I didn't perform well in customer services, just not a "people person".I haven't worked in a supermarket in about a year and a half but chip in pin has been standard for at least 2 and a half years now. I hated people who would be like,"Do I put my pin in now?""Do I do it now?""Now?""Now?""So I do it now?"READ THE FUCKING SCREEN.Or if you prompt them while they are staring gormlessly at it. They go "I've already done it". Not when it wanted you too dumbass. Surely you can work an ATM? It's the same fucking idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 New pate hate; When i order a drink and i get told it's not manly enough by a friend. What the fuck? Go eat shit, i'll drink what i like.Damn right. It's a free country. You drink your Babycham John, it doesn't make you any less of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 G&T and Morgans and coke tend to be the two most common i get ripped for.Ahhh, Homo and Coke. No wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 New pate hate; When i order a drink and i get told it's not manly enough by a friend. What the fuck? Go eat shit, i'll drink what i like.It's the same with Curry. You can only eat Curry if it makes you well hard. If you're wanting to enjoy the taste of a mild Curry, then you might as well be a gay, with a boyfriend and a handbag, or something. Only bitter as fuck, hotter than the sun, teeth melting Curries are worthy. So hot that you grow another ball and have to drink a bath full of water just from smelling it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 8, 2010 Report Share Posted October 8, 2010 I'd love a mild curry and a G+T right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 It's the same with Curry. You can only eat Curry if it makes you well hard. If you're wanting to enjoy the taste of a mild Curry, then you might as well be a gay, with a boyfriend and a handbag, or something. Only bitter as fuck, hotter than the sun, teeth melting Curries are worthy. So hot that you grow another ball and have to drink a bath full of water just from smelling it.Yeah, never really got the curry thing. I very rarely eat the stuff and when I do the medium ones do the job just fine, ta. What's the fucking point of eating something that's so spine-snappingly hot you can't even taste the flavours of the food?Newsflash: eating pointlessly-hot curries doesn't make you a hard nut, it makes you a twat for trying to make food a tough-guy thing and you deserve your long lifetime of masturbating alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 I usually go for Pasanda, which is about as mild as you can get. They are right good though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 I usually go for Pasanda, which is about as mild as you can get. They are right good though.(N.B. See my recipe for said Passanda on the Mmmmmm Om Nom Nom Nom thread....enjoy!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like you, Telecaster Sam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 I like Korma. I like the creamy types of curry, also thai curry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 Chasney. Not spicy in the slightest, but still, BOOM. Banging stuff that, i love a good curry, Monsoona on Bridge street is great.Not because it's mild, but Chasni is disgusting. Way too sweet. But you're from Glasgow aren't you? Everyone down here seems to love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 9, 2010 Report Share Posted October 9, 2010 A jalfrezi is my normal pick. It can be a little hot sometimes, but I love the peppers! I've never tried any super hot curries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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