jon Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It might be in Arabic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Folk that think it's acceptable to slyly feel up women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lonz Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Daft bints at cash machines who NEVER have their card ready when they get to the machine. They then have to set their bag down and rake around for about an hour. Does my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Folk that think it's acceptable to slyly feel up women.Agreed. Fuck being sly. Just go up and grab them. And go "Reeeeeeeeeey!". Chicks dig that. It's a sure fire way to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 people who think it's cool to use backward smilies e.g. ( : instead of : ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Spending a fuck load of money on a night out, and having absolutely no idea what you spent it on. I spent 80 last night, I only remember buying two rounds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Spending a fuck load of money on a night out, and having absolutely no idea what you spent it on. I spent 80 last night, I only remember buying two rounds!Same here although I am starting to have flashbacks of being in G Casino last night. I also woke up this morning next to a half eaten Chicken Royale. I only eat BK when I'm feeling sorry for myself so I'm guessing G's didn't go too well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Same here although I am starting to have flashbacks of being in G Casino last night. I also woke up this morning next to a half eaten Chicken Royale. I only eat BK when I'm feeling sorry for myself so I'm guessing G's didn't go too well I recall taking a loooong detour home because I wanted a fag and somebody stole my lighter, so I had to head for a 24 hour garage to buy a lighter. I may have spent a lot of money in there on microburgers or jazz mags or something, the kind of stuff you only ever buy from 24 hour garages when you're pissed. I walked home through a very dark industrial estate with my headphones in and my music up as loud as it would go. probably not a great idea if you want to avoid being mugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Daft bints at cash machines who NEVER have their card ready when they get to the machine. They then have to set their bag down and rake around for about an hour. Does my head in.This. Also people who print out a mini statement then stand there for ages looking at it. Get out of my fucking way you muggy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Relationships.You're so fucking complicated. You dicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Relationships.You're so fucking complicated. You dicks.Amen.(You must spread guff) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Relationships.You're so fucking complicated. You dicks.They don't have to be, people just make them complicated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 They don't have to be, people just make them complicated.They do if your relationship is with a wummin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 stop making problems where there aren't any.The truth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Women are pricks sometimes, but for balnce: BOYS! please stop being so mindfucky of late! Also, Boys I'm Not Interested In In That Way! please don't tell me you like me like that, I don't know how to respond and it makes me feel like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Women are pricks sometimes, but for balnce: BOYS! please stop being so mindfucky of late! Also, Boys I'm Not Interested In In That Way! please don't tell me you like me like that, I don't know how to respond and it makes me feel like a cunt.Lubricate the nearest phallic object and kick his back door in Better hope he's a one way street though. o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Newest pet hate: A hangover that arrives a few days after a good knees up. Obviously sometimes this will happen more due to the fact that you're probaby still pissed without realising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Habbo Hotel. Everyone on there is such a square. I waltz in, and ask if anyone wants a fight, and I'm barely even responded to. There needs to be more gobshites on the internet, for my entertainment whilst the missis watches Desperate Housewives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Habbo Hotel. Everyone on there is such a square. I waltz in, and ask if anyone wants a fight, and I'm barely even responded to. There needs to be more gobshites on the internet, for my entertainment whilst the missis watches Desperate Housewives.This some kind of isometric Second Life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Habbo Hotel. Everyone on there is such a square. I waltz in, and ask if anyone wants a fight, and I'm barely even responded to. There needs to be more gobshites on the internet, for my entertainment whilst the missis watches Desperate Housewives.Bunch of poofs. Whenever I'm in a fighting mood on xbox live, nae cunt talks. But when Im in a quiet mood, every cunt is at each others throats.I did meet an English kid that I ended up calling Lyin Ryan once though, cos he lied to me alot. Told me he was eating a coco pop sandwich. What a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Dentists. Fuck dentists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Eh! WTF! I hate stupid videos in youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Dentists. Fuck dentists.Man, I hate going to see the Fuck Dentist."How can you even see the back of my teeth with your ajhdhjjkdjhsd" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 BOYS! please stop being so mindfucky of late! Also, Boys I'm Not Interested In In That Way! please don't tell me you like me like that, I don't know how to respond and it makes me feel like a cunt.Then answer this one, Claire Rayner:How the fuck is he supposed to know if you like him or not if he doesn't ask? I know we're supposed to just KNOW* and all that, but the crystal ball's been a bit dusty of late.* from the immortal "Well, if you don't KNOW what's wrong, then I'm not going to tell you!". Well, thanks for being so helpful there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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