Lemonade Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 I am now in the 'snow-hater' camp. At least this afternoon. Cunting snow postponing the cunting football.That's no language for a lady to use. Don't you mean netball? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 You'd think some baking would take the edge off, but alas, no. Painters must be due 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Searching the forums for a thread about the band Which Way Now and getting the following error message.The following words are either very common, too long, or too short and were not included in your search : way, now, which Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Does it work if you put it in speech marks, so it searches for the exact phrase, and not the words individually? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Does it work if you put it in speech marks, so it searches for the exact phrase, and not the words individually?No it doesn't. Oh also, I hate chavvy girls who call each other "babe", like "where you going babe?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 knobbie fuckers who have a brolly but still insist on walking under the sheltered bits down the street. you have a brolly up you penis, let me walk under cos im getting wet.they all have aids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Liquer chocolates. Horrible, and largely pointless. If I wanted to combine alcohol with chocolate I'd just have a Mars Bar and a pint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe 5 Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Working Saturdays - unpaid because im salaried - just so i can take a holiday during the week.Sucks cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 Liquer chocolates. Horrible, and largely pointless. If I wanted to combine alcohol with chocolate I'd just have a Mars Bar and a pint.i hate these too, they just are minging. i like eating dark chocolate with whisky, but on my terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 My cunting Chinese flatmate not realising that rinsing your hands with cold water after having a shit isn't "enough" - my flatmate and I have been ill with gastritis, and that skanky fucker is to blame. She also uses a duster to wash her dishes, doesn't bleach the fucking thing so it's COVERED in bacteria then thinks it's perfectly acceptable to wipe the inside of the microwave with it... I want to punch her lights out, she's started crying and saying "oh I feel dirty" after I pointed out each thing she did was bogging. Including putting her toilet roll on the kitchen worktop.SHE'S FUCKING 21! How the hell do you teach basic hygiene to a 21 year old??? If one more person gets ill I'm getting her arse evicted.She also pissed me off this morning by being in the fucking shower room from 7am for an hour, not showering, not brushing her teeth, just pottering around doing god knows what. Little shit just locked herself in and both of the two flatmates who have jobs were working this morning, me being one of them. Safe to say, I don't like her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 It toughens you. I'm way more disgusting than this girl and I never get sick. People don't come round my way no more though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 My cunting Chinese flatmate not realising that rinsing your hands with cold water after having a shit isn't "enough" - my flatmate and I have been ill with gastritis, and that skanky fucker is to blame. She also uses a duster to wash her dishes, doesn't bleach the fucking thing so it's COVERED in bacteria then thinks it's perfectly acceptable to wipe the inside of the microwave with it... I want to punch her lights out, she's started crying and saying "oh I feel dirty" after I pointed out each thing she did was bogging. Including putting her toilet roll on the kitchen worktop.SHE'S FUCKING 21! How the hell do you teach basic hygiene to a 21 year old??? If one more person gets ill I'm getting her arse evicted.She also pissed me off this morning by being in the fucking shower room from 7am for an hour, not showering, not brushing her teeth, just pottering around doing god knows what. Little shit just locked herself in and both of the two flatmates who have jobs were working this morning, me being one of them. Safe to say, I don't like her.She is dirty in the non-fun way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 One flatmate handles raw meat and doesn't wash her hands afterwards, yet we've never been ill as a result, so this new flamate must be a right grotty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 She is dirty in the non-fun way.Exactly, it's annoying as hell when she bows in apology. Don't bow, just stop fucking doing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 20, 2010 Report Share Posted February 20, 2010 No Lizzie on the football league show. Not watching this pish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 One flatmate handles raw meat and doesn't wash her hands afterwards, yet we've never been ill as a result, so this new flamate must be a right grotty shit.Just get this guy from Donnie Darko round, he will race hate her and her dirty ways right out of your flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 No Lizzie on the football league show. Not watching this pish!thats cos she's at the winter olympics getting it on with hazel irvine, clare balding and sue barker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 thats cos she's at the winter olympics getting it on with hazel irvineNow there's a thought!Hazel Irvine seems to get better with age. Definite MILF material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 My cunting Chinese flatmate not realising that rinsing your hands with cold water after having a shit isn't "enough" - my flatmate and I have been ill with gastritis, and that skanky fucker is to blame. She also uses a duster to wash her dishes, doesn't bleach the fucking thing so it's COVERED in bacteria then thinks it's perfectly acceptable to wipe the inside of the microwave with it... I want to punch her lights out, she's started crying and saying "oh I feel dirty" after I pointed out each thing she did was bogging. Including putting her toilet roll on the kitchen worktop.SHE'S FUCKING 21! How the hell do you teach basic hygiene to a 21 year old??? If one more person gets ill I'm getting her arse evicted.She also pissed me off this morning by being in the fucking shower room from 7am for an hour, not showering, not brushing her teeth, just pottering around doing god knows what. Little shit just locked herself in and both of the two flatmates who have jobs were working this morning, me being one of them. Safe to say, I don't like her.when i moved into a student flat in spring gardens they had to delay our move in date because a group of chinese blokes who lived there before had just absolutely destroyed the place. we sneaked a look in one day when the door was open, the smell made you boke. the fridge definitely had aids im saying that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Now there's a thought!Hazel Irvine seems to get better with age. Definite MILF material.i have to agree though it does seem wrong somehow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Hazel's been around forever and is only 44? Mental Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 when i moved into a student flat in spring gardens they had to delay our move in date because a group of chinese blokes who lived there before had just absolutely destroyed the place. we sneaked a look in one day when the door was open, the smell made you boke. the fridge definitely had aids im saying that much.There's something growing in a tupperware box in the fridge, it looks like mouldy seaweed... We've realised that all she basically eats for supper is pork, and are unsure if the pan she uses to cook it is washed properly. She makes my fucking skin crawl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spike Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 People who are so ignorant and inarticulate they can't put a sentence together without swearing - must think it's macho or something! - it ain't , it's pathetic and childish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 Yes. I know people from home who refer to Banchory as Chory (pronouncing the tch). Same goes for "Todders" for Pittodrie. If you ever hear me utter these things I'm being ironic.I know I've been guilty of using 'The Deen', but that's because a mate of mine from Dublin says it when he's over here.Totally agree on 'Todders'...that is an irritating one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 21, 2010 Report Share Posted February 21, 2010 People who are so ignorant and inarticulate they can't put a sentence together without swearing - must think it's macho or something! - it ain't , it's pathetic and childish!Incorrect. Swearing is both big and clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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