Adam Easy Wishes Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Bull Boys shoes are what you need to get the power on your feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAnderson Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 The new Facebook homepage. I wish they would stop fucking around with it. Now they've got rid of the option to only view status updates, which is the only bit I generally look at, now you have to use the "Live Feed" option to get status updates,I thought the same at first, but it's still there if you click 'friends' on the left-hand menu, then 'status updates' just below it.Now please excuse my rather pathetic intrusion into this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I hate whoever put an empty jam jar back in the cupboard.Alli wanted after work today was a peanut butter and jam sandwich. I spread the peanut butter then opened the jam jar the shouted a barrage of obsceneties that I won't repeat here.I was really looking forward to this sandwich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 They've done you a favour though, as we all know that peanut butter is magical on toast sans jam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 They've done you a favour though, as we all know that peanut butter is magical on toast sans jam.Yeah but I had alrready spread that peanutty goodness all over my bread thus rendering it unusable in my toaster. It was stll quite nice but just not what I hoped for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I had Puma Dalglish, and Partick Bilbo............cracking boots. The worst I had was a pair of Mitre mouldies. They were shaped like frikking canal boats.The worst boots I had were Umbros, all pointy at the front and crushed my toes to hell.I stick to the Nike 5's now.Although they did little to protect my poor toes last night.... pet hate for the day, dirty hackers and socks full of blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I remember having Adidas Quaestros for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People who tell me Ive got too much time on my hands when I send them something funny by e-mail, particularly if this contains pictures sourced through Google Images and possibly slightly altered by Microsoft Paint to accentuate the punchline.Youve got too much time on your hands! Lol (sic) I thought you said you were busy?! That took me approximately one and a half minutes to source, alter and send to you, you fucking moron. I just happen to have razor sharp wit, a rudimentary knowledge of computers and, until recently, a desire to take a minute or two out of my busy schedule to make you giggle. Its strange little things like this that get right up my nose and I dont know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People that rip off other peoples artwork. I.e thisThe new Fat Hippy Gig poster... and the Original:GigPosters.com - Broken Social SceneStuff like that really annoys me. No idea who did the Fat Hippy Poster, but the Original Broken Social Scene was done by one of my favourite designers, so could tell from a mile away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People who, when they sneeze, make a very deliberate sneeze sound. i.e. they sneeze like a normal person then a split second later say "ah-choo!"We get it, you've sneezed. No need to draw any more attention to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People that rip off other peoples artwork. I.e thisThe new Fat Hippy Gig poster... and the Original:GigPosters.com - Broken Social SceneStuff like that really annoys me. No idea who did the Fat Hippy Poster, but the Original Broken Social Scene was done by one of my favourite designers, so could tell from a mile awaySadly that is a downside of the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People that rip off other peoples artwork. I.e thisThe new Fat Hippy Gig poster... and the Original:GigPosters.com - Broken Social SceneStuff like that really annoys me. No idea who did the Fat Hippy Poster, but the Original Broken Social Scene was done by one of my favourite designers, so could tell from a mile awayThat's pretty blatant! There's taking ideas and inspiration from someone else's work and there's just stealing it wholesale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Not only that, it's awful in comparison, I mean, look at the clouds, the poorly spaced type, oh it just makes me mad & upsetEDIT: And they used Arial, that is also upsetting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Dallas, are you saying that your cloppers haven't grown since you were twelve? Do you realise how fuckin freakish that is?I have Adidas Predator fitba boots (lent from Adam Easy Wishes, that I still haven't returned) and Fila astroboots.I like Hi Tec Silver Shadows. I always thought they looked pretty fly.Seriously, I was a massive kid. Size 11 feet by 12/13; I looked like a clown. Reached my maximum height - a decent 5'10" - by about 14. Shaki can vouch for this. He's known me for almost 22 years. I also have a massive arse.My pet hate today is speed dating. What is the fucking point. Does it/has it ever worked for anyone. I think speed-fucking should exist though, whereby you have 2 minutes to fuck somebody before moving on to another person and so on. Condoms a must. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Seriously, I was a massive kid. Size 11 feet by 12/13; I looked like a clown. Reached my maximum height - a decent 5'10" - by about 14. Shaki can vouch for this. He's known me for almost 22 years. I also have a massive arse.My pet hate today is speed dating. What is the fucking point. Does it/has it ever worked for anyone. I think speed-fucking should exist though, whereby you have 2 minutes to fuck somebody before moving on to another person and so on. Condoms a must.Big feet as a child and bubble butt to this day. Dating on speed, that would be a laugh. My, you're a chatty one aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 How about None-speed dating... Lock 2 people in a room for a fortnight. Survival and socialising must be prioritised. But how? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 How about None-speed dating... Lock 2 people in a room for a fortnight. Survival and socialising must be prioritised. But how?Isn't that just a smaller scale Big Brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I guess you could give them both a knife. And one of them could have an STD. And there's no light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I guess you could give them both a knife. And one of them could have an STD. And there's no light.I just came. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 The flu. As in the proper I-can-barley-even-walk-to-the-fridge-never-mind-get-to-Semichem-for-drugs type of flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I think speed-fucking should exist though, whereby you have 2 minutes to fuck somebody before moving on to another person and so on. Condoms a must.Aye, but that would mean I'd have to make small-talk for 90 seconds Enjoy the speeddating tonight! I kind of wish I were going, it does sound like it's gonna be a giggle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 People that rip off other peoples artwork. I.e thisThe new Fat Hippy Gig poster... and the Original:GigPosters.com - Broken Social SceneStuff like that really annoys me. No idea who did the Fat Hippy Poster, but the Original Broken Social Scene was done by one of my favourite designers, so could tell from a mile awayQFDeportees plug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 The flu. As in the proper I-can-barley-even-walk-to-the-fridge-never-mind-get-to-Semichem-for-drugs type of flu.And there goes the snooker for another week...Oh, er, get well and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 Lots of people saying "OMG, that looks like you!!!!" when there's someone relatively young with glasses on TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 10, 2010 Report Share Posted February 10, 2010 I know, they should say 'ZOMG, it's Jordan from The Xcerts!!!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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