Soda Jerk Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 They should call this period of time something. I propose "Rush Hour"It won't catch on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Nowhere near as catchy as "everybody going home, in the same direction, at the same time" time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Might actually be quicker heading out the South Deeside Road and out through Netherley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Might actually be quicker heading out the South Deeside Road and out through Netherley.Yeah that thought crossed my mind yesterday. I don't think there'd be much difference in it most days, but when there's an accident the A90 just grinds to a total halt.Was one thing last week due to the rain chaos but I hoped for better this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Flimsy extendable dog leads, one's that result in very much beloved pets being run over due to the lack of control over said pet next to a road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted November 10, 2009 Report Share Posted November 10, 2009 Flimsy extendable dog leads, one's that result in very much beloved pets being run over due to the lack of control over said pet next to a road. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I hate being the person at every fucking gig that EVERYONE seems to want to walk past.Utter cunts.They always make a beeline for me. I could stand in the front row and still all these fuckers would think..... oh fuck me, that's a good place to go and walk.'Excuse me, excuse me.... barge barge barge......'ARGGGGHHHHHHHH. Die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I hate being the person at every fucking gig that EVERYONE seems to want to walk past.Utter cunts.They always make a beeline for me. I could stand in the front row and still all these fuckers would think..... oh fuck me, that's a good place to go and walk.'Excuse me, excuse me.... barge barge barge......'ARGGGGHHHHHHHH. Die.It's probably because you're tall, you make a good waypoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I get that all the time too...fucking hate it! People also do that to me all the time in queues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Just stand firm people. Easier to do so if your rub your crotch up against the person in front of you. You can't leave a gap at all. Here's a good rule of thumb - if you have an erection, you're close enough, nobody's going to be barging past you then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Learning how to aggressively dance in 360 degrees is key to personal space preservation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 It's probably because you're tall, you make a good waypoint.It is a tall thing, get's really irritating. Mate and I, both 6' 2", stood at the Down gig in Glasgow this and were clearly used as a signpost in the crowd. Bastards, it's heightist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Learning how to aggressively dance in 360 degrees is key to personal space preservation.This does however come at the expense of being labelled a bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 This does however come at the expense of being labelled a bellend. When you're surrounded by bellends, it simply becomes a matter of who is the biggest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 When buying the wrong DVD coz I've had a "craft" moment ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 When buying the wrong DVD coz I've had a "craft" moment !? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 When you're surrounded by bellends, it simply becomes a matter of who is the biggest.Or who has the biggest.Especially if you adopt the cock-out-pirouette technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Meaningless statistics that may as well just be made up. In the doctors today there was a poster saying "40% of gay men with HIV don't know they have it." How can you come to that figure?And every now and then you get some tube saying something like "At every second of every day, somebdy, somewhere in the world is listening to Dark Side of the Moon/singing Auld Lang Syne/some other crap." Prove it, cunty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 ?He was aiming for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing" methinketh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 It is a tall thing, get's really irritating. Mate and I, both 6' 2", stood at the Down gig in Glasgow this and were clearly used as a signpost in the crowd. Bastards, it's heightist!I get barged past at gigs because I'm a midget.I soon stop people barging past me when they discover I'm also fairly sturdy. And have sharp elbows that, because I'm a midget, allow for a swift belt in the baws 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 He was aiming for "Can't Remember A Fucking Thing" methinketh.Ah. I thought it was something to do with Freemasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Meaningless statistics that may as well just be made up. In the doctors today there was a poster saying "40% of gay men with HIV don't know they have it." How can you come to that figure?.Only 60% got their letter because of the postal strike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 And every now and then you get some tube saying something like "At every second of every day, somebdy, somewhere in the world is listening to Dark Side of the Moon/singing Auld Lang Syne/some other crap." Prove it, cunty.I've recorded myself sleeping for the past year and can confirm I've eaten an average of 8 spiders in that time. It's all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I've recorded myself sleeping for the past year and can confirm I've eaten an average of 8 spiders in that time. It's all true.Exactly. And if I really thought about sex every seven seconds, then that's about 8,000 times a day, or as often as I breathe. It's a lot, but not that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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