Soda Jerk Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 People using the language completely wrong really does bother me.The more you think about it, the more the Internet is responsible for just about everything bad about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 The more you think about it, the more the Internet is responsible for just about everything win about everything.Fixed IMO kthx bai.Also, I like the way you capitalised Internet, like it was a deity. Cos it fucking well is.Internet for the win, laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I am laughing, whilst rolling on the floor, copter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Roffaloffaloffaloffaloffal. I'm Mr ROFLOFOLUS.It's just funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm Mr ROFLOFOLUS.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I accidentally just pissed myself from laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 ?That's me. mememememe. meme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 That's me. mememememe. meme.You've let yourself go a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 You've let yourself go a bit.You don't know the pressures of being Big Bird's Non-imaginary friend. We were smoking so much PCP back in those days... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Not so much of a pet hate, but why do so many people on stay in Aberdeen for a short time?Fucking gantin' for a smoke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Not so much of a pet hate, but why do so many people on stay in Aberdeen for a short time?Fucking gantin' for a smoke.o_Oo_Oo_O ahhh whit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Shmoke and a pancake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Was more wondering what why do so many people on stay in Aberdeen for a short time?meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Your God Now Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Was more wondering what meant.Ahhh, my bad.Pretty much that, since I've lived here quite a number of people I've known have left to go elsewhere/back home within that time.Just noticed that I managed to miss out "ly" at the end of "on", as a result it made no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I accidentally just pissed myself from laughing.Or IAJPMFL as the kids would say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 FO, foo' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 The Secret Millionaire. It may have worked for the first series or so, but lets face facts, the element of surprise is LONG gone. Can you imagine working for some inner city charity or something when somebody turns up with a film crew saying "Hello, we're from Channel 4. We're filming a documentary about this average Joe going to work in an inner city charity, because obviously that makes great telly. He's definitely not a millionaire or anything."You'd have spent the cash before you'd shown the fucker where the toilet was. Secret my arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I hate that I can't add The Windows Live Hotmail Team to my junk senders list in Hotmail."Get the latest updates on Windows Live Hotmail!"No. Go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I hate that I can't add The Windows Live Hotmail Team to my junk senders list in Hotmail."Get the latest updates on Windows Live Hotmail!"No. Go away.I tried to do that again today. I'm convinced that one day it'll work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 The Secret Millionaire. It may have worked for the first series or so, but lets face facts, the element of surprise is LONG gone. Can you imagine working for some inner city charity or something when somebody turns up with a film crew saying "Hello, we're from Channel 4. We're filming a documentary about this average Joe going to work in an inner city charity, because obviously that makes great telly. He's definitely not a millionaire or anything."You'd have spent the cash before you'd shown the fucker where the toilet was. Secret my arse.Yeah I wondered about that too...I can only remember watching the first one or two series, but when they give them the money at the end I can't help but think "You've dragged this out for HOW long, the people filmed have basically said how shit their lives are, you're a millionare... and you've only given them X amount!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 I tried to do that again today. I'm convinced that one day it'll work...Rejoice! I found a bit at the bottom of today's spam message that says "If you would prefer to no longer receive promotional offers or research emails from MSN, Windows Live or Bing, please click here." And if you click on it you can basically tell them never to email you about anything ever again. Let's see if it works... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted September 18, 2009 Report Share Posted September 18, 2009 Rejoice! I found a bit at the bottom of today's spam message that says "If you would prefer to no longer receive promotional offers or research emails from MSN, Windows Live or Bing, please click here." And if you click on it you can basically tell them never to email you about anything ever again. Let's see if it works...Hooray! Well done! It goes to show how little attention I pay to those things, if only I'd read them before! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Realising, just after I've opened my yogurt, that some fuck has used all my spoons (which are kept at work)! I've been away two days and the mean person hasn't even washed them Now all I can think about is some other person's fat tongue lolling all over my spoons. I don't want my yogurt anymore.I've had to start writing my name on my fruit juice cartons because someone keeps opening them and helping themselves!!! BUGGER OFF AND BUY YOUR OWN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Squeeze the pot and drink. Spoons are for time wasters with too much time to waste. Dessert spoons don't even fit inside the pot, and yogurt is entirely a pudding.You'll feel better for it. Well kind of. You'll feel a little scummy and cheap, but yogurts aren't exactly Lobster are they? Shovel it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 Realising, just after I've opened my yogurt, that some fuck has used all my spoons (which are kept at work)! I've been away two days and the mean person hasn't even washed them Now all I can think about is some other person's fat tongue lolling all over my spoons. I don't want my yogurt anymore.I've had to start writing my name on my fruit juice cartons because someone keeps opening them and helping themselves!!! BUGGER OFF AND BUY YOUR OWN!Washing up liquid has anti-bac stuff in it for exactly this purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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