Alkaline Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Having a "News About Your Ticket!" email from the National Lottery, but their website being down, therefore being unable to check whether or not I am a millionaire.Make sure you give the person with the misspelled name that sent you the email your bank details. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Packing my earplugs into storage, forgetting I was going to see Mogwai in those 3 weeks. Whoops. Everything's coming across a wee bit quieter than it should be today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Improved Thinker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 This fucking forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Well fuck off then. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Improved Thinker Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Well fuck off then. You have reached your quota of negative votes for the day Since I joined the amount of people signing up has increased 200%, I should be the one getting paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Since I joined the amount of people signing up has increased 200%, I should be the one getting paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The number of sign ups increases after everyone joins, except the last person to sign up. By your logic, the number of sign ups has probably increased 80000% since Lucky Rathen or one of the other Ab-Music stalwarts joined. You're looking at the wrong metric CT. If you increased conversion rate, then fair play to you. i.e. has the ratio of site visits to number of sign ups increased? I highly doubt that's the case though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alkaline Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 Still easily the best thing to ever happen to this forum/life.The bullying, yeah, shining example... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 22, 2014 Report Share Posted October 22, 2014 The bullying, yeah, shining example...IRONY METER EXPLODESThis must've been the longest I've been on this forum without you posting a sarcastic or antagonistic reply to anything I've said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 IRONY METER EXPLODESThis must've been the longest I've been on this forum without you posting a sarcastic or antagonistic reply to anything I've said.It was the first time in a long time that you've said something I disagree with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 You know what sucks, being a bit sick but feeling well enough to go to work. I'm all bunged up, coughing up all sorts of wonderfully green coloured globs of goo, but not enough to warrant staying at home. I want one or the other, not this halfway house of snot pouring out of me and a bit of a fuzzy head. [/1st world problems] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I'm irrationally impatient today, the slow as fuck internet at my work is now a major pet hate - I really want to scream. Nipping to M&S to get lunch was pretty damn testing in this mood, why do pensioners do their food shopping at this time? *rants* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 It'll be all the extra time spent explaining to them that bags cost money now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Nipping to M&S to get lunch was pretty damn testing in this mood, why do pensioners do their food shopping at this time? *rants* During rush hour, lunchtimes and weekends - Town should be off limits when you're retired. Offenders should be jailed. It's irrational, but pensioners clogging up the city centre on Saturdays boils my piss. They had all week. They could have dawdled about buying tea-towels at 10am on a Tuesday, when the streets are empty and the queues are non-existent, but they chose the busiest shopping day of the week. They'll do it in the run up to Xmas too. Pottering about aimlessly, clogging up the buses with their trolleys, counting out their pennies at the checkouts. Edited October 23, 2014 by Soda van Jerk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 'Slow lanes' on the pavement is a solution that I've been banging on about (to myself) for years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 This should go for escalators too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettthain1 Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 I always feel like I'm somewhat of an inconvenience to pensioners when I buy some food at Markies and I'm infront of them.I don't feel comfortable around them in Markies, I wonder if they complain to other oldies, 'these young people... Coming here, taking or premade pasta meals!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Blitz Union Street entirely. Pedestrianise it. It's the worst street on earth. Every haphazard bus stop queues just turns into a bottle neck. Bus queuers just stand around completely glazed over, pensioners clog up any sort of foot traffic by pottering about. A bus ride from top to bottom takes an age anyway. It's a shite bus route. Divert the buses up Schoolhill or wherever. Get rid. Pave over it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 AGFW Facetime's his kids in the office. Without headphones. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 24, 2014 Report Share Posted October 24, 2014 When people refer to other people as 'peeps'. e.g. 'Hey Glasgow peeps, i'm coming down for the wknd, anyone fancy a beer' I don't know why it bugs me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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