Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Cyclists. Not just cyclists (although they are annoying just by existing I have no problem with them using the road), but cyclists that don't follow the rules of the road like any other road user. Stop at a red light at a crossroads? Well done, pal. But you're absolutely not permitted to then continue your journey when the green man appears to assist PEDESTRIANS with crossing the road, you fucking cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Cyclists. Not just cyclists (although they are annoying just by existing I have no problem with them using the road), but cyclists that don't follow the rules of the road like any other road user. Stop at a red light at a crossroads? Well done, pal. But you're absolutely not permitted to then continue your journey when the green man appears to assist PEDESTRIANS with crossing the road, you fucking cunt. That's fine as long as they dismount (rare). Cyclists on the pavement if they are over 16 I hate, No helmets and lights also makes them cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Trying to get onto the dual carriageway from the slip road and having to wait for a slow moving car on the inside lane to pass, you finally get out onto the dualler only for the person behind you to fly out to the outside lane before you have the chance to overtake the slow moving vehicle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 That's fine as long as they dismount (rare). Cyclists on the pavement if they are over 16 I hate, No helmets and lights also makes them cunts. Yep, they don't, don't even head for the crossing, either, just straight across in a normal cycling position. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 Cyclists. Not just cyclists (although they are annoying just by existing I have no problem with them using the road), but cyclists that don't follow the rules of the road like any other road user. Stop at a red light at a crossroads? Well done, pal. But you're absolutely not permitted to then continue your journey when the green man appears to assist PEDESTRIANS with crossing the road, you fucking cunt. That is a gripe and a half. It bugs me, even as a pedestrian. It doesn't really effect me. Infact, I doesn't really effect the motorist sat behind them watching them doing it, as they'll be overtaking them in about 20 seconds anyway, but still. Obey the rules, goddamn freeloaders. The pelican crossing on Schoolhill which joins the St Nicks Centre to the Bon Accord is terrible for cyclists just bombing through red lights. Recently I saw a megacyclecunt speeding down the hill as the green man was signalling for people to cross, and he just keeps going whilst yelling "get out of the fucking way". Some people need a clothesline-from-hell, whilst at full speed. It's the only way they'll learn. I don't mind cyclists stopping at red lights and then going again just before the green light comes on, so long as everyone who was crossing the road has crossed, but seeing them trying to weave in and out of crossing pedestrians, or just going right at them as if they still have the right of way makes me want to punch faces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 You got to watch Shaolin Soccer, I think seeing Team Evil get what's coming to them through the glorious medium of kung fu soccer skills is justice enough.Seriously man, fuck those guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 I haven't ridden my bike in a while, but when i did I'd go from the the pavement to the road willy nilly and would go through red lights, pedestrian crossing, a'hing. But that's cos I'm a cunt. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 22, 2013 Report Share Posted August 22, 2013 I love treating red lights as Give Way signs when I'm cycling. If I wanted to play by the rules, I'd drive my car. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 I love treating red lights as Give Way signs when I'm cycling. If I wanted to play by the rules, I'd drive my car. You are scum and you deserve to be knocked off your bike. Pet Hate - People who go through red lights on bikes. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Pinky Swear Records. That's been.. 3? almost 4 months now? I've lost track of time. Still nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 You are scum and you deserve to be knocked off your bike. Pet Hate - People who go through red lights on bikes. I hope yer ma gets ringworm again. But seriously, I don't know how I sleep at night. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 I hope yer ma gets ringworm again. But seriously, I don't know how I sleep at night. Tucked up with his Ma? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 I hope yer ma gets ringworm again. But seriously, I don't know how I sleep at night. Oh but why you say that about my Ma when your my Da? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Hence the ringworm. I'm pure riddled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Oh but why you say that about my Ma when your my Da? Yer Ma's yer Da, Yer Ma's yer Da!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Yer Ma's yer Da, Yer Ma's yer Da!!! Too Far 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 professional bar/club photography (as seen in the lol pics thread) Just fucking grab a drink, chat to your pals and enjoy yourselves you posey twats. Don't give this thing any more reason to exist. We don't need watermarked photo albums full of over-lit power-pouting rent-a-bores in drop-neck muscle shirts showing off their tribal tats, and that's just the guys. Even the token 'im just having a laugh' fake-photobomb gurn bugs the fuck out of me. It's cool, you can have a night out and not have every step documented... and still enjoy yourself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Too Far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 professional bar/club photography (as seen in the lol pics thread) Just fucking grab a drink, chat to your pals and enjoy yourselves you posey twats. Don't give this thing any more reason to exist. We don't need watermarked photo albums full of over-lit power-pouting rent-a-bores in drop-neck muscle shirts showing off their tribal tats, and that's just the guys. Even the token 'im just having a laugh' fake-photobomb gurn bugs the fuck out of me. It's cool, you can have a night out and not have every step documented... and still enjoy yourself. To avoid offending anyone (in case the person in the lol pics thread is on this forum) - I wasn't specifically talking about that photo. Just the phenomenon in general. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Jake bassist is gonna have a bad time when he sees all this! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 So it is Jake B assists? I pictured him much more heavy set and less well-coiffed. I really don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 So it is Jake B assists? I pictured him much more heavy set and less well-coiffed. I really don't know why.It is me aye. And I do like a photobomb, but it's usually just to disrupt the kind of photos you were just talking about. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 It is me aye. And I do like a photobomb, but it's usually just to disrupt the kind of photos you were just talking about. Is that Toxic Distortion, ABERDEEN'S MOST KNOW HAIR METAL BAND? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Is that Toxic Distortion, ABERDEEN'S MOST KNOW HAIR METAL BAND?Yes haha. Well, 2 parts. Now Daggers At Dawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cool Thinker Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 Pet Hate - People who come into the cinema screen late after the movie has started yet still use the torches on their phones distracting people from the movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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