Scorge Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 ScotFail journey alert being an utter bag of wank. To make this post more interactive, I challenge anyone on here who's bored at work to find out when the next train from Laurencekirk is due into Aibrrrdeen, and how late it's running. Then you can share in the hate.Ready, steady, GO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 ScotFail journey alert being an utter bag of wank. To make this post more interactive, I challenge anyone on here who's bored at work to find out when the next train from Laurencekirk is due into Aibrrrdeen, and how late it's running. Then you can share in the hate.Ready, steady, GOAccording to National Rail Enquiries it's at 17:19 and is on time.National Rail Enquiries - Official source for UK train times and timetables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 According to National Rail Enquiries it's at 17:19 and is on time.National Rail Enquiries - Official source for UK train times and timetables..which is the right answer. There's usually at service stopping here at ten to 4, but it's being run non-stop from Montrose (it's running late, natch), and there's no mention of that on ScotFail, NRE, or anywhere else unless you were to a) run the search from Mo-town, or more likely, b) go down to the station and watch it fly past you when you expect it to stop.PS; I know we might be just a bunch of inbreds who still play Combine Harvester as a love song on the Royal jukey, but come on...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Trying to solder with hands that are about as steady as Michael J Fox's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britheguy Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 People in an office in West Africa thinking it's possible to get from Birmingham Airport to Gatwick by in just over 2 hours. Okay this might seem like a random statement to make, but people who book travel for others should at least have some idea of the logistics involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Trying to solder with hands that are about as steady as Michael J Fox's.Hahaha (you cruel swine!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 ..which is the right answer. There's usually at service stopping here at ten to 4, but it's being run non-stop from Montrose (it's running late, natch), and there's no mention of that on ScotFail, NRE, or anywhere else unless you were to a) run the search from Mo-town, or more likely, b) go down to the station and watch it fly past you when you expect it to stop.PS; I know we might be just a bunch of inbreds who still play Combine Harvester as a love song on the Royal jukey, but come on......i share your pain, your average twat can post up to the minute details of their daily activities (or lack of) on facebook/twatter for all the planet to see but a large transport company with its own website and specific LIVE journey information page can't tell people where they trains are!!radge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Liars and people who are lazy really piss me off. There's no excuse, don't say what you don't mean and get up off your fucking arse and do what's needed. Worse than liars, are folk who think omitting certain details "isn't lying", eh dumbfuck, it is lying. Being ill is rather irritating too, fucking 'flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 I would not want to be gooch Taylor right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 I would not want to be gooch Taylor right now.Or ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Or ever.I dunno like. I didn't get sons of anarchy dvds for Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 I dunno like. I didn't get sons of anarchy dvds for Christmas.But I'm presuming (perhaps wrongly) you don't live with a borderline rage-aholic. That's right. Slutbags McGee is addicted to rage-ahol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Hahaha whats wrong with hating liars and lazy folk? I'm recovering at my parents anyway so fuck knows what boyo is up to I am a mumpy bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 But I'm presuming (perhaps wrongly) you don't live with a borderline rage-aholic. That's right. Slutbags McGee is addicted to rage-ahol.This post contains good references which amused me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Woah woah woah... Finding out you can only use Spotify in the states for 14 days. What am I gonna do now?!? I'm not paying 9.99 a month. If it was half that then maybe but I find that a bit pricey. Fuck, that's annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Trains, man. Fucking trains and the bell-ends that use them. Except me. Went for a browse round Leeds today, but the trains had just gone to shit, yet absolutely nobody seemed to know why. Just constant cancellations. I waited for a train back to Dewsbury for 2 hours. Which is ridiculous, considering it's a 10 minute journey.Some guy sauntered onto the platform with less than 10 minutes to go. As the train pulled up, he literally shoved me out of the way. I tugged him back and said "No you don't, I've been here for 2 hours", and he just lost it. Threatened to throw me under the train, and called me a plethora of foul stuff. So, we got on the train, as his mouthful of insults continued, and he got closer and closer to me. I'd had enough, and 2 hours was enough to have me on the edge of breaking point anyway, so I punted his suitcase off the train as the doors were closing. So there he was, on a train going to Manchester airport, and his case was on the platform in Leeds. He'd lost interest in me and scrambled to find the train guard whilst screaming swears. Merry Christmas. I hope it got fucking nicked.Fucking trains and train using cretins. Bumders. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Woah woah woah... Finding out you can only use Spotify in the states for 14 days. What am I gonna do now?!? I'm not paying 9.99 a month. If it was half that then maybe but I find that a bit pricey. Fuck, that's annoying.Mine's 4.99 a month. Is that one not an option? Totally worth 4.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Some guy sauntered onto the platform with less than 10 minutes to go. As the train pulled up, he literally shoved me out of the way. I tugged him back and said "No you don't, I've been here for 2 hours", and he just lost it. Threatened to throw me under the train, and called me a plethora of foul stuff. So, we got on the train, as his mouthful of insults continued, and he got closer and closer to me. I'd had enough, and 2 hours was enough to have me on the edge of breaking point anyway, so I punted his suitcase off the train as the doors were closing. So there he was, on a train going to Manchester airport, and his case was on the platform in Leeds. He'd lost interest in me and scrambled to find the train guard whilst screaming swears. Merry Christmas. I hope it got fucking nicked.Quite right Joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Trains, man. Fucking trains and the bell-ends that use them. Except me. Went for a browse round Leeds today, but the trains had just gone to shit, yet absolutely nobody seemed to know why. Just constant cancellations. I waited for a train back to Dewsbury for 2 hours. Which is ridiculous, considering it's a 10 minute journey.Some guy sauntered onto the platform with less than 10 minutes to go. As the train pulled up, he literally shoved me out of the way. I tugged him back and said "No you don't, I've been here for 2 hours", and he just lost it. Threatened to throw me under the train, and called me a plethora of foul stuff. So, we got on the train, as his mouthful of insults continued, and he got closer and closer to me. I'd had enough, and 2 hours was enough to have me on the edge of breaking point anyway, so I punted his suitcase off the train as the doors were closing. So there he was, on a train going to Manchester airport, and his case was on the platform in Leeds. He'd lost interest in me and scrambled to find the train guard whilst screaming swears. Merry Christmas. I hope it got fucking nicked.Fucking trains and train using cretins. Bumders. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted December 27, 2010 Report Share Posted December 27, 2010 Mine's 4.99 a month. Is that one not an option? Totally worth 4.99.I'll have a look ta. It just popped up with a 9.99 option.Oh and you hero r.e. train guy. I love seeing non violent payback like that. give a man a black eye and he'll be smarting for a few hours, punt his luggage off a train and he'll be raging all week. I think that's in the bible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'm surprised he didn't lamp you for doing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'm assuming it was a 'stealth-punt',and the guy wouldn't know 'til he got to the airport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 I'm surprised he didn't lamp you for doing that.I thought he would. But his focus shifted so quickly. It was liberating. I'd do it again. He's the most vile person I've ever experienced. Even more than the self important racist bumwash I sit next to at work. Multiplied by one thousand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted December 28, 2010 Report Share Posted December 28, 2010 Woah woah woah... Finding out you can only use Spotify in the states for 14 days. What am I gonna do now?!? I'm not paying 9.99 a month. If it was half that then maybe but I find that a bit pricey. Fuck, that's annoying.You need a VPN that'll cludge you a UK IP address. Works for iPlayer also Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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