Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Evil Dead (2013)As usual with this sort of endeavour I was a bit sceptical about remaking this but I always have to watch the end result....incredible amounts of gore, which makes the banning and uproar over the original even more laughable. The story remains similar with a few embellishments - group of teens travel to a remote cottage in the woods and awaken an evil spirit which starts to possess them. Worth a watch for curiosity value but I think I will stick to the original for rewatch value, plasticine effects and all.6/10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Just watched 'Things to do in Denver when you're dead' through the haze of heavy pain medication. I think it was good although I might have made up half the plot in my head.Great film that got a bit lost in the wealth of 'Reservoir Dogs' a likes..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Casting couch isn't real... They know it's porn from the start... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Casting couch isn't real... They know it's porn from the start...WHAT?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 You mean it's not just chicks being raped? They KNOW what's happening?? xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Casting couch isn't real... They know it's porn from the start...Next you'll be saying wrestling is fake, Santa isn't real and and the tooth fairy is my parents. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Next you'll be saying wrestling is fake, Santa isn't real and and the tooth fairy is my parents.the tooth fairy is your parents. shit me up when they tried to steal my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 23, 2013 Report Share Posted August 23, 2013 The Last GladiatorsIt's about hockey, so obviously I'm going to like it, but it really is great. Watch it, especially if you have any interest in ice hockey, or sports in general. Chris Nilan is a BEAST. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Amelie - Not as great as I remember but still a very charming movie. Fantastic visuals, and Audrey Tatou is terrific.**** Who Framed Roger Rabbit? - The animation has aged badly, but it's still a novel idea and a fun movie. It's fun to see all the old cartoon characters updated and dropped into a bizarre real life world, Roger Rabbit however has to one of the most annoying protagonists in the history of film.*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 The Last GladiatorsIt's about hockey, so obviously I'm going to like it, but it really is great. Watch it, especially if you have any interest in ice hockey, or sports in general. Chris Nilan is a BEAST.I watched this. Great documentary. Really good 3 part article on the enforcer thing here:http://longform.org/posts/punched-out-the-life-and-death-of-a-hockey-enforcer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 I watched this. Great documentary.Really good 3 part article on the enforcer thing here:http://longform.org/posts/punched-out-the-life-and-death-of-a-hockey-enforcerHas that documentary got loads of fights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colb Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Has that documentary got loads of fights?More than Mighty Ducks, Less than Slapshot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Brooke Hogan (terrifying looking daughter of Hulk) has starred in a grand total of three movies. Can you spot the similarity between them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted August 25, 2013 Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Brooke Hogan (terrifying looking daughter of Hulk) has starred in a grand total of three movies. Can you spot the similarity between them? Her face is butt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 25, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2013 Her face is butt? She used to be hot, then she got a bunch of plastic surgery and now she looks like her dad in drag. She's 25 and she looks about 40. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I still would. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 I would too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 The Bourne Legacy Pile of pointless shite. A confused mess of a film that doesn't seem to have a reason to exist and instead constantly references the original trilogy. If it could actually find some decent focus it could be OK. The cast is decent but it's simply let down by the fact that without Matt Damon/Jason Bourne there doesn't need to be a Bourne film. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Most LOLs I've had in the cinema for quite some time. Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 Brooke Hogan (terrifying looking daughter of Hulk) has starred in a grand total of three movies. Can you spot the similarity between them? Yo, how have I not seen Avalanche Sharks yet!? The other two were pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted August 26, 2013 Report Share Posted August 26, 2013 The World's End - I was chuckling the whole way through. It's just as good as the other two but all three are slightly let down with terrible endings. It's like they run out of ideas and try squeeze in too much to tie things up. I'd have liked to have a bit of an open ending. Some of the fighting was a bit too much for me too. It's just 3-4 minutes of camera whips and not being able to see exactly what's going on. Blue Chips - Nick Nolte/Shaq team up for a surprisingly good sports drama. It's ancient but I'd never seen it before. One of the better basketball films (and I've watched more than my fair share). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ca_gere Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 I like Louis CK and all but he's talking shit about Hulk Hogan and that's not cool. As much as his daughter may be a fame-hungry whore and he may have sullied his current reputation with sex tape scandals and the like but his legacy and contribution to the childhoods of millions of hulkamaniacs is immense. Ok, it was a long time ago now but for a while he was THE most famous and loved person in the world in the eyes of kids. I know Louis CK is the current comedic messiah but he's been at the top of his game for what?... 3-4 years? He's not yet in a position to be trash talking Hulk Hogan. He can shit on his daughter as much as he wants of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Impassioned defence of Hulk Hogan. I love Aberdeen music sometimes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Damn right, anyone taking the piss out of Hogan should get their head sorted, the man is a fucking legend. On a related note, i was watching Gremilins the other day and i had completely forgotten he was in it!! What a cameo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 27, 2013 Report Share Posted August 27, 2013 Fuck him and "his grown up cum". Especially after seeing his silhouetted boner. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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