Hog Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Parents who take their fat kids to McDonalds. Why dont you just shoot them instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Old people. Just fucking die, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Nonsense. There is practically bugger all to do in Aberdeen and the surrounding area (no' date=' I don't count "walking aimlessly about" as something to do) when compared to most other cities in the U.K. (bigger or smaller). Bearing in mind we are the supposed "Oil Captial of Europe" this city is seriously underachieving. I'm with Sue on this one. I'm fed up with some people who insist Aberdeen is a great city to live in. It's not and the quicker they realise this the quicker they, along with everyone else, should start putting on pressure on the powers that be to try and get this place to actually fulfil it's potential.Don't make me quote those government statistics that show that Aberdeen is projected to have one of the largest population declines in Scotland in coming years. That's right folks, the ways are going Dundee will be a bigger city than Aberdeen in 10 - 20 years time. Now surely that must indicate something is wrong?[/quote']hey i didn't say aberdeen was perfect but there's certainly stuff to do. i think there could certainly be more museums, art spaces, places to get a good milkshake...the main reason there's a population decline up here is because there's fuck all jobs outside of the oil and IT industries. and the few that do come up have ridiculous competition. most folks end up looking elsewhere i guess or working in shops/bars. i doubt it's due to a distinct lack of amenities. i mean what do you want to do that you can't in aberdeen? in aberdeen and the surrounding area there's gyms, sports centres, cinemas, abundance of parks, football pitches, lan cafes, mountains(climbing and snowsports), go karting, paintball, swimming pools, rivers(fishing, rafting etc), surfing and other watersports, amusement park, rehearsal rooms, pubs, clubs, venues, theatres(including amateur dramatics groups), martial arts, community arts centres, galleries, maritime museum, forests, walks, bike trails, golf courses(both cheap and expensive ones), nature reserves, falconry centre and probably a whole lot of other stuff too. that was just off the top of my head. i'm sure others could add to this list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 watch out for pedestrians crossing a road into which you are turning. If they have started to cross they have priority' date=' so give way."[/quote']i've lived by this rule for a long time, it fucking bugs me when people honk at me for crossing the road before they turned in. i also have constant arguments with the missus about this too, as she reckons we should move out of the way. she drives, i don't.pedestrians get too hard a time i reckon and this is just common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crooked*smile Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 People that complain about the city they live in, but don't do anything about moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi 666 Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 1. People who REEK of B.O, theres no need! unless your homeless everyone can have a shower/wash.2. people who REEK of Piss. ^see above^3. People who spray deodrant on the buss.4. Roger the Doger5. cheap battries6. parents letting there kids SCREEEEEM on the bus as well as spit, shout and throw things7. constant bus fare rises8. bus/taxi drivers9. snobby M&S shoppers10. people who try to return worn undies11. people playing music on there mobile phones on the bus, usually shitty dance music12. constant fag price increases13. cinema food14. Emo Kids15. Retro Rebels16. people trying to ban air guns17. People moaning about passive smoking18. wasps19. unoriginal reality TV shows20. how everything right now revolves around england wining the world cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted May 22, 2006 Report Share Posted May 22, 2006 Parents who take their fat kids to McDonalds. Why dont you just shoot them instead?hahahaha ive seen this first hand, working at burger king.SUPERSIZE everything with diet drink or fresh orange. . .must be wanting to be healthy. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nataliecnd Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 that smoke machine has a smell. end of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 People who actually think that M+S is proper upmarket shopping.I'd like to mention that most girls are rubbish and i hate you. And most guys are dicks and i hate you.No wonder im such a self loving, arrogant cunt rag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 People who actually think that M+S is proper upmarket shopping.I'd like to mention that most girls are rubbish and i hate you. And most guys are dicks and i hate you.No wonder im such a self loving' date=' arrogant cunt rag.[/quote']Loffle! BTW - If you shop at M&S you are officaily upper class !! That's the way it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 9. snobby M&S shoppers15. Retro RebelsThat's me twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Denim shirtsJust no. They burn my eyes. No. Look utterly rubbish on everyone. Remind me of fat' date=' stinking, clueless old men/ fat gardeners. [/quote']Damn... my favourite shirt's denim. And It still looks great after all these years of being tucked into my jeans! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Girls who take the pissI hate it when girls think they are god gift thus shouldn't EVER pay for drinks' date=' taxi's, clubs and naturally they should be offered a jacket to wear home if chilly (why would they actually bring a jacket themselves?). Idiots. I'd like to take a shovel to every tart I see wondering about like a fucking barbie doll. The men that indulge them also deserve a shovel for encouraging them. [/quote']Having only been chatted up once but one such woman (because Im not gods gift) She was chatting with me and couldnt stop running her hand through her hair i.e. look at me I have pretty have, Im so sexy, look at me everyone. I asked her if she had nits. *stunned silence, then she walked off in a huff*. Not my fault if she had to feel the need to run her hands through her hair every 10 seconds, it was verging on an affliction. Women who love themselves like that are usually uninspiring, dull and worthless beings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Having only been chatted up once but one such woman (because Im not gods gift) She was chatting with me and couldnt stop running her hand through her hair i.e. look at me I have pretty have' date=' Im so sexy, look at me everyone. I asked her if she had nits. *stunned silence, then she walked off in a huff*. Not my fault if she had to feel the need to run her hands through her hair every 10 seconds, it was verging on an affliction. Women who love themselves like that are usually uninspiring, dull and worthless beings.[/quote']umm. isn't playing with their hair an unconscious sign of attraction? it's one of those things you're supposed to look out for that I never notice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackson Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jeremy Kyles "brave kids special", just about to bite into a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese when two scary lookin little fuckers with a disease which causes them to shed theiir skin ever 2 weeks come up on the screen, apatite ruined, bagel gone cold, fucking cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Jeremy Kyles "brave kids special"' date=' just about to bite into a poppy seed bagel with cream cheese when two scary lookin little fuckers with a disease which causes them to shed theiir skin ever 2 weeks come up on the screen, apatite ruined, bagel gone cold, fucking cunts[/quote']Lesson - Don't watch daytime tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 umm. isn't playing with their hair an unconscious sign of attraction? it's one of those things you're supposed to look out for that I never notice...Believe me, it was a "look at me Im amazing" affliction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 There's a difference between playing with yourself and constantly grooming yourself.o_O I should hope so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 There's a difference between playing with yourself and constantly grooming yourself.It's like being chatted up by a guy who spends the majority of the time checking his hair in the mirror behind the bar - which I have experienced... funnily enough it went nowhere.Pfft who needs hair! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 There's a difference between playing with yourself and constantly grooming yourself.i tell the police that every time but they still put me on the register /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest five years Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 1) nearly all the people that i ever served working in exodus.2) the people that told said people to dress like that - mtv, alex zane, topman/topshop it's been covered.3) getting woken up by my flatmates when they stumble in pissed because "it's funny" NEWSFLASH: it fucking ISN'T.4) retarded as it sounds, this woman that gets my bus every morning as she's paid walks up the aisle and looks for people she knows, i don't know why it annoys me but really does!5) nearly all of big brother contestants6) when people moan about englishness and english people.7) pretty much all television programmes8 ) a large amount of new music, why people give a shit and defend the vaccuousness of it.9) elitist metal/hardcore fans.10) shit metal/hardcore bands - normally consisting of 9). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Customers who use deodrant cans as testers when they clearly aren't- It's a damn annoyance because they already know what it smells like and forget to realise that people will be buying it.New drivers that decide that now they can drive they don't need to walk to anywhere -even if it's just down the road to the shop- and become attached to their car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Other people..........and their opinions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Families!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 1.Busses that never turn up at the right times.2.Being late for work because a bus hasn't turned up on time even though I've left the house in more than good time to get the bus.3.Having to write down every thing I do in a day at work down to the minute because of one day when a couple of people were having a laugh..This making a person who has never once been polite and even given eye contact to us, go and complain saying no one does any work around here(even though we were on our break)!4.People who look at me like I'm crap and sit and "whisper" loudly because I'm not wearing the mini skirts they are and have an orange face!5.My own forgetfullness really bugs me.6.People who won't give a band/singer a chance because they will only listen to one genre of music.7.Chain letters through email!!!(omg if u dnt rply 2 all ur matez u will die in 6 hrz!!!!)8.People who get angry at everything you do, i.e My gran who shouted at my boyfriend who she just met because in her opinion he was using too much coffee in the mugs.9.Old people who are so ignorant to anyone else around them(not all old people) and also little kids who have no mannors and swear at everyone.10.Socks pulled up over trousers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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