MattJimF Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 When I was working as a steward we were told as soon as someone goes on the pitch it's a job for the police, but even then the stewards should have been trying to stop them getting on or should have caught the guy when he was on his way back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 I never knew that. Is there as many policemen at games as there are stewards? I've definitely seen stewards chase after and haul down pitch invaders before. Perhaps out of their remit, but it does happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Probably when it was a female streaker. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 Defo, theres a HUGE woman steward at Stoke who screams at folk in the crowd to sit down, haha! how football has changed since the 80's anyway i wouldnt want to mess with her..........could probably out-run her though............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl PhD Posted October 22, 2012 Report Share Posted October 22, 2012 In Cyprus fans don't need to get on the pitch to cause agro:http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/video/2012/oct/22/footballers-hit-by-bomb-cyprus-video Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvideo/footballvideo/9627200/Paraguay-football-teams-sent-off-after-brawl.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Phil Brown compares racial abuse to the times he has mocked in the past for his tanned skin.Brown was a guest on Victoria Derbyshire’s show on BBC Radio 5 Live this morning. But he attempted to turn the discussion into a Phil Brown self-help group as he pondered aloud whether he might have been a victim of racism.Listeners might have guessed there was trouble ahead from Brown’s first interjection: “I wanna know what racism is. Is it personal? Is it just down to how you feel or is this a global thing?”He later added: “[Football's] a team game and everybody pulled together with regard to the last 20, 25 years trying to stamp out racism from the world of football.“In the main, it was from the terraces. Now it’s a player-to-player thing. So, all of a sudden it’s now how personal is that racism, that remark?“I’ve been called ‘sunbed’. I’ve been called, you know, ‘orange man’… and it’s not as serious as what these guys are claiming because it’s from their past and where I’m concerned it’s a level of abuse at my skin colour.“Now, I don’t class that as an abuse, so I just get on with it. But these guys…”And to top it off, he then wondered whether Rio Ferdinand is campaigning to bring racism back into football.He said: “I’m not too sure what point he’s trying to make. If he’s not going to wear a Kick It Out campaign [t-shirt], is he not wearing it to bring it back?”Lunatic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 That can't be real, surely it's some kind of spoof?Oh wait, it's Phil Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Oh get fucked Carrick you massive shithouse cunt. Two goals, both your gaff.He's not a defender. Why does he play there? WANK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Yes. Hernandez. Jumps like Jordan.Air Hernandez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Phil Brown compares racial abuse to the times he has mocked in the past for his tanned skin.Lunatic.I actually hate Phil Brown, it seems a really harsh thing to say about someone so close to mentally challenged but..........yeh, i think i hate him. He actually revels in the fact that he is as thick as a fucking whale-ommelate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Phwoar. Talent. You just can't teach that. Carrick ducks out of the way of the ball, because he's fucking scared of it. Or is he? Nah. He flicks it off his back totally intentionally and not because he's a fucking fanny, straight to Evans who swipes at it like he's going to blast it into the top corner, but misses the ball completely. Grade A dummy, Ronaldinho style. Then he gets a second stab at it somehow because Braga's defenders are shite, and toe pokes it at half a mile per hour and it trickles under the goalkeeper. Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Celtic have actually stood up against Barca as good as i've seen this season, they are getting pummelled like, but not that many clear cut chances for Barca and Celtic could still grab another on the break, Barca look like they have been coached by Kevin Keegan all summer, they just dont care about defending at all, they press and everything, but they have 1 proper defender on the pitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 they have 1 proper defender on the pitch.Is it the goalkeeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 AIR HERNANDEZ!DUNK!!What a bollock of a cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted October 23, 2012 Report Share Posted October 23, 2012 Is it the goalkeeper?Valdez is only a keeper because he gets cold hands. Its nuts tho, the spanish league must be pretty mince if they get away with playing this way every week. Even Celtic have caused them problems going forward.Forster is having the game of his life like, 2 wonder saves in the second half. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Just read something that made me giggle and I thought I would share it with you all, because that's what a forum is for, right?A term of modern rhyming slang derived from the rat-faced footballer Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. Refers to the act of male masturbation.Sorry I'm late. I had a cheeky Jimmy Floyd before I left the house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eupraxia Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 More specifically, the rhyming slang surely refers to a pokey-bum wank: Jimmy Floyd Asshole-Wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Sometimes footballers get fat: http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2012/10/top-ten-who-ate-all-pies.htmlBranco was as fat as he is in the bottom picture when he signed for Middlesbrough in '96. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Sometimes footballers get fat: http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2012/10/top-ten-who-ate-all-pies.htmlBranco was as fat as he is in the bottom picture when he signed for Middlesbrough in '96.Matts Magnusson has certainly let himself go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 After a strict athletic diet for 15-20 years, if I retired from football, the first thing I would do is eat a chippy tea, every day for 6 months until my blood turned to lard.Just a shame that Brazillian Ronaldo didn't wait until he'd retired to pile it on. I believe his former international striker partner Adriano is a massive lump now n'all? Anderson is only 24 and he's already a chubber. Perhaps Brazillians just have poor metabolism? Put down the fork, guys! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Sometimes footballers get fat: http://www.oldschoolpanini.com/2012/10/top-ten-who-ate-all-pies.htmlBranco was as fat as he is in the bottom picture when he signed for Middlesbrough in '96.HOW? is Neville Southall not on that list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Neville Southall was never thin.I'm posting this again because it might be my favourite football thing on youtube ever and it was filmed in Stoke: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fertuiee Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 Neville Southall was never thin.I'm posting this again because it might be my favourite football thing on youtube ever and it was filmed in Stoke: A good point well presented, he is gigantic now though. Bah i cant see it!! its blocked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 24, 2012 Report Share Posted October 24, 2012 That video does document that Michael Owen was, and always has been, a total bell. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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