Shaki Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 The Cross Trainer at the gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 You never look cool exiting a toilet cubical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 You never look cool exiting a toilet cubical.How about jumping over the top of the cubical? More like diving over the top, with a parkour style roll at the end?Eating or buying food. No matter what or how little or healthy the food you are eating/buying is.I disagree, eating with conventional cutlery definitely. But if you've got a steak on the end of a machete, that's pretty badass.You can't look cool when fumbling through a set of keys looking for the correct one or putting the wrong key in a door and attempting to turn it.Unless you do what my gf did, and actually snap the key in half trying to turn it even though it was the correct key). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I disagree, eating with conventional cutlery definitely. But if you've got a steak on the end of a machete, that's pretty badass.Right on. Same as drinking wine like a viking, by grabbing the neck of the glass with a clenched fist.Also being competent with chop sticks looks badass, and you can laud it over those who just use them to stab chunks of meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Unless you do what my gf did, and actually snap the key in half trying to turn it even though it was the correct key).Jeezy Creezy, yr stroop must be like a mishapen lump of silly putty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Having an orgasm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Crossing the road, realising there's an oncoming car and hurrying to get out the way. If u run to the other side you look uncool and if you go back to where you were you look uncool. Your only cool option is to stand still and be mangled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Crossing the road, realising there's an oncoming car and hurrying to get out the way. If u run to the other side you look uncool and if you go back to where you were you look uncool. Your only cool option is to stand still and be mangled.No one in a cast, pissing into a bag and eating food with a straw looks cool though. The look of coolness would be shortlived and thoroughly not worth it. You could jump over the car? That would be badass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 No one in a cast, pissing into a bag and eating food with a straw looks cool though. The look of coolness would be shortlived and thoroughly not worth it. You could jump over the car? That would be badass!fair point. Hospitals and doctor surgeries are a minefield for all things uncool. You gotta be getting treated for a shark bite to have any street Fred in there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Playing the recorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 trying to push a 'pull' door.. and vice versa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Trying to get served at a busy bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Having an orgasm.I would hate to see my face at that moment. It would be grotesque, but not in a cool way. On a sort of related note when video function first came on mobile phones I went through a period of recording my facial expression when having a poop. It became a game with myself to try not to give any facial indication that I was pooping. It's impossible. There's always at the very least an eye movement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I would hate to see my face at that moment. It would be grotesque, but not in a cool way. On a sort of related note when video function first came on mobile phones I went through a period of recording my facial expression when having a poop. It became a game with myself to try not to give any facial indication that I was pooping. It's impossible. There's always at the very least an eye movement.Challenge accepted.And yeah. With you on the come face. I've seen mine. It's not pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Tripping going up the steps in the Trinity Centre and trying to recover by pretending you were starting to run up them.Buying a Phil Collins CD.Trying to chat up a lass while carrying a poke of chips and walking, failing to notice a signpost, walk into it and drop chips everywhere.Dressing like a 'hipster'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Tripping going up the steps in the Trinity Centre and trying to recover by pretending you were starting to run up them.Any time I trip or fall over, I end up shrieking with laughter. It's the funniest thing ever. It also seems to put witnesses off laughing. I slipped in the slush outside HMV last year in front of a gang of chavs, they started to laugh but immediately stopped when they realised I was laughing too.I'm just a clumsy bitch and never look cool. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Any time I trip or fall over, I end up shrieking with laughter. It's the funniest thing ever. It also seems to put witnesses off laughing. I slipped in the slush outside HMV last year in front of a gang of chavs, they started to laugh but immediately stopped when they realised I was laughing too.I'm just a clumsy bitch and never look cool.I applaud your perfect example of not taking yourself too seriously !! .... That walk from the changing rooms to the swimming pool !!!!!!.....especially if its a bit slippy.... gadz.... I hate that ! (suppose its not bad for people who have perfectly toned bodies though?..... bastards ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 I just get stuck in at kissing the girls neck. Problem solved. You seem like a total pro as well if you're on bottom you fling her round back into missionary and start pounding her like there's a deadline.And have these girls told you that you seem like a total pro? Or is this just something that you imagine they're thinking? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Installing linux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Installing linuxProper lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Giving sex tips on an internet forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 29, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Giving sex tips on an internet forumActually you probably could. You could just mask the fact you are commenting on a forum and pretend you're writing a post for your street art and/or underground music blog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Taking promo shots for your band.Playing drums in Carson wells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 That's a good one.That thing they put over you should be called a decoolifier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 29, 2011 Report Share Posted April 29, 2011 Getting your prostate checked. (Talking from experience.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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