ca_gere Posted May 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Slowly lowering yourself into a swimming pool to acclimatise to the temperature. Cannonball is the only way to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Watching Babestation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted May 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Picking something up that you expect to be heavy but is actually really light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Picking something up that you expect to be heavy but is actually really light.not as bad as the other way around. especially when you are picking it up from the deck and it ends up pulling you onto your face....definitely not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 You can rebound from that by pretending it is just as heavy as you expected but you're actually just super fucking strong.Because super fucking strong people always look super fucking surprised and super fucking off balance when they pick stuff up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Aye.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Pulling the ring-pull on a can of Coke/7Up/Fanta or whatever..... and getting sprayed in the face......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Pulling the ring-pull on a can of Coke/7Up/Fanta or whatever..... and getting sprayed in the face......... ...with semen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 ...with semen?only if your willing Craig..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke1976 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Share Posted May 1, 2011 Walking on to the dancefloor. Those 3 to 5 seconds of walk to dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 trying to pick up a ping pong ball that is bouncing around the floor and continually missing.coupled with 'that ba's making you look a right knob'fml..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 2, 2011 Report Share Posted May 2, 2011 Powerwalking...The most effective way to look like a cunt to passing traffic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Waiting to sneeze / sneezing.Performing taxing mental arithmetic.Trying to get someone's attention who doesn't notice you.Running anywhere when you aren't dressed as a 'runner'. - If you're obviously out for a run then it's not uncool, but if you're having to run somewhere in a suit then you look like a total dick.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke1976 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Waiting to sneeze / sneezing.Performing taxing mental arithmetic.Trying to get someone's attention who doesn't notice you.Running anywhere when you aren't dressed as a 'runner'. - If you're obviously out for a run then it's not uncool, but if you're having to run somewhere in a suit then you look like a total dick.xxAlan Partridge repeatedly shouting COLIN in the carpark was hilarious. Colin never noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Also, calling a dog that doesn't know it's name / doesn't give a fuck about you enough to come to youArm wrestling (double-true if you lose)High five-ing (double true if you miss / don't make full contact and don't get a satisfying 'slap' sound)Having brain freezeApologising for something you genuinely feel really, really shitty about.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Alan Partridge repeatedly shouting COLIN in the carpark was hilarious. Colin never noticed.Dan.He was shouting Dan.Edit - correcting people on the internet never looks cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Dan.He was shouting Dan.Edit - correcting people on the internet always looks coolFixed.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Waiting to sneeze / sneezing.Performing taxing mental arithmetic.Trying to get someone's attention who doesn't notice you.Running anywhere when you aren't dressed as a 'runner'. - If you're obviously out for a run then it's not uncool, but if you're having to run somewhere in a suit then you look like a total dick.xxAlso, calling a dog that doesn't know it's name / doesn't give a fuck about you enough to come to youArm wrestling (double-true if you lose)High five-ing (double true if you miss / don't make full contact and don't get a satisfying 'slap' sound)Having brain freezeApologising for something you genuinely feel really, really shitty about.xxSome good ones here but a good hi 5 is always cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Some good ones here but a good hi 5 is always cool.I considered amending a couple - the ones with a 'double' option can be seen by some as 'cool-if-successful', in which case they are only 'uncool' rather than 'double-uncool' if you lose your arm wrestle or miss your high-five.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Watching 50 Greatest Wedding Shockers at work due to nothing much else being on 4od. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl anachronism Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Running anywhere when you aren't dressed as a 'runner'. - If you're obviously out for a run then it's not uncool, but if you're having to run somewhere in a suit then you look like a total dick.Yes, and on the flipside: going for a lovely long run then not quite leaving enough left in the tank to run home and having to walk home in your running gear, dragging your heels, miserably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Entering a drinking establishment alone, but with the intent of meeting a friend / friends and they aren't there yet, and attempting to find them by looking in every nook and cranny, pulling out your mobile etc in a great show of "I'm not a loner, I am meeting someone"...The only way to deal with such situation is to saunter up to the bar and order a drink and wait. Desperate is not a cool look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Pretty much anything that involves moving/not moving your face after having your mouth frozen at the dentist.It's hard to look good with your mouth trying to slide off your jaw line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Pretty much anything that involves moving/not moving your face after having your mouth frozen at the dentist.It's hard to look good with your mouth trying to slide off your jaw line.I remember trying to make a rolly after the dentist ages ago. That was quite cool actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted May 3, 2011 Report Share Posted May 3, 2011 Solo drinking is fine as long as you look like you don't give a fuck that you're drinking alone. As soon as the mobile comes out it's all downhill. Although I guess with smartphones now it's not so bad. You can actually amuse yourself with a phone rather than just staring at pretending you're reading a newly received text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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