Oedo 808 Posted October 29, 2010 Report Share Posted October 29, 2010 Two causes, one great T-Shirt!Legalize Gay Pot!!!!! - Supporting two efforts.... sporting one t-shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Slogan tshirts are the worst. I once saw one with an arrow pointing up saying 'The Man', and one pointing downwards saying 'The Legend'. Inexcusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 So is this now the "shittest t shirts" thread? The one at the top being included, due to also being shit?An ex of mine had a t shirt that said "I poke badgers with spoons" and hailed it as some sort of comedy milestone. Shit bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 My worst one was an Oz magazine t-shirt with a 'super-condom' punching the air which I got c.1971...I still have it, but it would only fit over my head now. I really wanted one with repeated Theda Bara heads (as worn by Joe Cocker) but they were sold out my current favourite is a 'Last Visible Dog' one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I found please return to the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Blue I'd Do Me Crew T-Shirt - Humour T-shirts - TOPMANUrgh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Actually, OP Bob used to do a mean line in really bad slogans! I remember a psychotherapist pun-related one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Person wearing wacky tshirt = cunt.Simple as that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I used to have a shirt that said "I'm in a band. Show me your tits."But then again, I am a colossal cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 I used to have a shirt that said "I'm in a band. Show me your tits."But then again, I am a colossal cunt.Was it homemade? I want one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Was it homemade? I want one.No. Google is useful though: I'm In A Band Show Me Your Tits T-Shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Amateur gynecologist at your cervix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 Therapy costs money. Popping bubble wrap is free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 An ex of mine had a t shirt that said "I poke badgers with spoons" and hailed it as some sort of comedy milestone. Shit bitch.I hope this t-shirt is the reason she is an ex.Inexcusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 30, 2010 Report Share Posted October 30, 2010 My fave was a mauvish pink tee with "Ravers Suck" on it, which I did admittedly wear at some large-scale dance music events. The irony is kind of picarded when the pills kick in, of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Broonbreed Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 I'd rather be snorting cocaine off a hookers ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 t-shirthell.com sells one that says "thousands of my potential children ended up on your daughters face last night" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 t-shirthell.com sells one that says "thousands of my potential children ended up on your daughters face last night"Just terrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted October 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 t-shirthell.com sells one that says "thousands of my potential children ended up on your daughters face last night"I'm sure it's "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night" which is a lot better. "I'd do me" and "I poke badgers with spoons" are both completely terrible. The first because it implies the wearer has very low standards, the second because it is sO RnDoMZ! lolz! "Legalize Gay Pot" is a good slogan because it jumbles two contentious issues together in a way that makes no sense. I like it.Amateur gynecologist at your cervix.Dilated to meet you, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 "I can't think for myself so I wear slogan t-shirts"I would have that though, wouldn't I...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Von Mondragon Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Pah, everyone knows that Weed is either completly straight, or else a hermaphrodite able to fuck itself, and capable of changing sex under some conditions. Not the best slogan though, I'll admit.Anyway, its only the feminine that matters in the World of Weedcraft.Yes on Prop 19. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I once saw one with an arrow pointing up saying 'The Man', and one pointing downwards saying 'The Legend'. You see, I think that's funny, but I would never wear it. The only "slogan" t-shirt I have is this one:NB That's not me, and it doesn't look as good on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 "I can't think for myself so I wear slogan t-shirts"I would have that though, wouldn't I...?No, you would have this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 No, you would have this one.I'd wear that.I'd make it look damn good too!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I don't think I own any comedy slogan t-shirts at the moment. I used to have that D12 "Christina Sucks, Britney Swallows" one that every identikit rebel circa 2001 used to have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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