french_disko Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I remember seeing someone wearing a t-shirt that said "Celene Dion" on the front and, on the back, "Sucks The Farts From Dead Cat's Arses". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Shudder. The last one doesn't even seem to be a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Shudder. The last one doesn't even seem to be a joke.I'm pretty much OK with people wearing comedy T-shirts (though I generally don't wear them myself) but I would cross the road to avoid having to talk to someone who was wearing this shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 The only comedy t shirt I own has Dwight Schrute on it, parodying the sleeve of an old Descendents record. Dwight is god though. I don't know if that's wacky.I also have a Mr Sparkle shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 I nearly bought a Kermit The Frog one a couple of weeks ago where he was the Vitruvian Man. Wrestled with myself all the way to the checkouts and then decided against it at the last minute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Good shout. Any man in his 30s wearing a Kermit t-shirt is clearly a total bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 no, you would have this one.lol ok v. Good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 I feel a little guilty about my 'Ackbar Is My Homeboy' t-shirt, but the illustration is so good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted November 5, 2010 Report Share Posted November 5, 2010 My awesome tshirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted November 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2010 That one is ok but smell your mum make the lamest t-shirts out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 Got my dad a 4 T-shirt in Asda saying "I donated my hair to medical science" that I was quite proud of. As bad as this is, I also love my olive-green T-shirt with "Hungover" followed by a dictionary-type definition down the front of it. That shirt lives in a crumpled mess just to add to the effect of when I wear it, lounging lazily in a smelly heap on the sofa.Saw a fat bird wearing one with "stop looking at my tits" written across her chest - the only time anyone ever would is to read that sentence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 I've seen it all on T-shirts from "Jesus is a Cunt" to "Anal Sex..Fuck That Shit"Nothing could surprise or shock me on a T-shirt anymore. .... except possibly a visible wank stain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted November 7, 2010 Report Share Posted November 7, 2010 There's amarket for t-shirts with printed wank stains, I'm sure. I think it was in 'ending up' by Kingsley Amis that the 'hero' considers making t-shirts with printed food dribbles on them to sell to blind folk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 Best T-shirt ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 I nearly bought a Kermit The Frog one a couple of weeks ago where he was the Vitruvian Man. Wrestled with myself all the way to the checkouts and then decided against it at the last minute.Good shout. Any man in his 30s wearing a Kermit t-shirt is clearly a total bellend.I went back and bought it on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted November 11, 2010 Report Share Posted November 11, 2010 I went back and bought it on Sunday.[raywinstone]You muppet.[/raywinstone] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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