Bigsby Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 What kind of stock? Chicken? Vegetable?Pea and ham? From a chicken? Now that's clever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Bunch of folk with guitars in the Moorings last night. Anyone off here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I got down to the moorings at about 11 and had my guitar on my back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Spotted: Shaki on what must have been a driving lesson (L plates = YAS), expertly navigating his way into the Queen Victoria (if that's what's it's called? Either way, the pub near the Barber's Pole in Rosemount). Close to taking your test? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Spotted: Shaki on what must have been a driving lesson (L plates = YAS), expertly navigating his way into the Queen Victoria (if that's what's it's called? Either way, the pub near the Barber's Pole in Rosemount). Close to taking your test?Spotted :OYes, 5 weeks away from my test. Thanks for the vote of confidence For the record, I didn't plough into the pub, I live down the lane next to it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vega Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Spotted :OYes, 5 weeks away from my test. Thanks for the vote of confidence For the record, I didn't plough into the pub, I live down the lane next to it....Apologies! I've always thought that was the entrance to a car park or something. Looked good, dude! Hope the test goes well and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Spotted :OYes, 5 weeks away from my test. Thanks for the vote of confidence For the record, I didn't plough into the pub, I live down the lane next to it....Careful, you'll have John W wandering up and down that lane pocket-wanking for the next two weeks trying to get a glimpse of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Careful, you'll have John W wandering up and down that lane pocket-wanking for the next two weeks trying to get a glimpse of you. I bumped into John W and a lad i assume was Keeno in Morrisons a few weeks ago and can confirm that i left rectum intact (well, as intact as it was before i went into Morrisons). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Careful, you'll have John W wandering up and down that lane pocket-wanking for the next two weeks trying to get a glimpse of you. He can join the pocket wank parade that greet me every morning. Cheers Mr. vega. I promised my Mum I'd pass before I'm 30, she'll be so proud! Also means e2v won't have to hire a driver for every out of town gig we play..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 This whole John W fiasco reminds me of that Simpsons episode, Homer Badman, where he gets a bad rep for getting the candy off that girls bum. Then all of a sudden, there's people crying about him on TV chat shows. All we need now is a show called Pocket Wank Diaries, dramatized reconstructions for late night television of his rapiest moments. I'd watch."Less John W's. More money for public schools!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 "Castration for Pocket Masturbation: Neuter John W. Now!""Are your kids on Aberdeen-Music Unsupervised?! Local Music forum new breeding ground for a generation of John W.s" "John W. Ate My Hamster" etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 "I don't know John W. I've never met John W. I just... *sobbbb*"Now, to get me some sweeeeet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 The Daily Mail will go mad.COULD JOHN W. DEVALUE THE MIDDLE CLASS?IS JOHN W RUINING THE ROYAL FAMILY?HAS JOHN W DESTROYED PENSIONERS?COULD JOHN W. GIVE CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?HAS JOHN W GIVEN TAXPAYERS SWINE FLU?IS JOHN W MOLESTING YOUR PETS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 "Genetically, John W has more genes in common with crabs than he does with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 "Genetically, John W has more genes in common with crabs than he does with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.""After my children had been in contact with John W they smelled like hammers" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I bumped into John W and a lad i assume was Keeno in Morrisons a few weeks ago and can confirm that i left rectum intact (well, as intact as it was before i went into Morrisons).I'm guessing it was probably Kaizen since he lives with John W.... it certainly wasn't me I've not seen him since the last time I was at Warehouse, which must be nearly a month ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I'm guessing it was probably Kaizen since he lives with John W.... it certainly wasn't me I've not seen him since the last time I was at Warehouse, which must be nearly a month agoYes, that's who i meant. Same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 Brasseye ITT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I find this treatment of John W all a little bit harsh, I mean according to that BNP guy, rape is just sex anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 This thread has turned into WIN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 16, 2010 Report Share Posted March 16, 2010 I find this treatment of John W all a little bit harsh, I mean according to that BNP guy, rape is just sex anyway.You wont be saying that when John W is violently sodomising you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 You wont be saying that when John W is violently sodomising you.He'll say whatever the heck John W damn well pleases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 T-shirt slogan:"I met John W and all I got was this flappy ring-piece." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 "I met John W and never knew about it till he posted me the socks I bought in Morissons soaked in his spunk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted March 17, 2010 Report Share Posted March 17, 2010 All these allusions that John W is a "shirt-lifter", seems a little bit nasty, if you ask me !I'm sure he's a very nice boy.... although I don't actually know him !Leave him alone....poor guy !?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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