Alkaline Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 He's not that small!Yes, he really is. As are you. Nowt wrong with being small though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I am pretty small. And i also have no idea who you are Alkaline, sorry! You should have introduced yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Who: FlashWhere: The AECCWhen: Wednesday nightDoing: Eating an ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I am pretty small. And i also have no idea who you are Alkaline, sorry! You should have introduced yourself.That's cool, i don't expect everyone to know who i am.I also don't like doing the whole "Hello <insert miscellaneous username> from Aberdeen-Music, i'm Alkaline. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!" sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 That's cool, i don't expect everyone to know who i am.I also don't like doing the whole "Hello <insert miscellaneous username> from Aberdeen-Music, i'm Alkaline. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!" sort of thing.You did that to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 You did that to me.Yeah, i felt you warranted it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Yeah, i felt you warranted it though That's sweet. Though your "Waaassssuuuuppp!" was a lot shorter than you give yourself credit for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 Isn't that always the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aekido Posted June 27, 2009 Report Share Posted June 27, 2009 That's cool, i don't expect everyone to know who i am.I also don't like doing the whole "Hello <insert miscellaneous username> from Aberdeen-Music, i'm Alkaline. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!" sort of thing.I did, I just chose not to speak as didn't know what to say haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diarmaid Posted June 28, 2009 Report Share Posted June 28, 2009 Think I saw Tim Bench in Marcos fastfood (Belmont Street) on the night Jackson died. He was there to back up this not yet confirmed story of his death that we thought the karaoke guy in the bassment was just making up. Then again, may well not have been him, though pretty sure it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I can't recall him being particularly short. I'm not the tallest of characters myself (5"6) but I'm pretty sure he's notably taller than I am.Could be wrong though. *shrugs*I'd say he's actually shorter than you, maybe the same height at a push. You're nearly a foot shorter than me so i see that as being quite small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'd say he's actually shorter than you, maybe the same height at a push. You're nearly a foot shorter than me so i see that as being quite small.You are taller than average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 You are taller than average.Anything under 5'10" is shorter than average for a man smart-arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Who? Jim StaxWhere? The MooringsWhen ? Saturday NightDoing? DrumsAlthough we were also playing I didn't get a chance to say hello, so strictly speaking it counts. Also, by didn't get a chance I mean I was hiding in shame as my mum ruffled my hair when I got off stage.I am so rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Think I saw Tim Bench in Marcos fastfood (Belmont Street) on the night Jackson died.If you're suggesting that Tim poisoned Michael Jackson with fastfood from Marcos, I'd have to agree that it's a possibility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I'm 5'8", for the record. I'm certainly not shorter than 5'6"! I might have just appeared shorter because my girlfriend was standing next to me and she was in fucking huge heels. She's only 5'6 but she towers over me in heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I'm 5'8", for the record. I'm certainly not shorter than 5'6"! I might have just appeared shorter because my girlfriend was standing next to me and she was in fucking huge heels. She's only 5'6 but she towers over me in heels.That may have been the case then. I think people are making a bigger deal of this than need be. You're still 8" shorter than me though so in comparison to my height (the only reference i'm willing to use) you're small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 That may have been the case then. I think people are making a bigger deal of this than need be. You're still 8" shorter than me though so in comparison to my height (the only reference i'm willing to use) you're small.So I take it the cock on top of your head is 8 inches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 So I take it the cock on top of your head is 8 inches?Just so you know, i'm sticking my tongue into the front of my mouth and smacking my chin at you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Who - Oggy off of BloodnutWhen - Sunday afternoonWhere - Crossing Crown Street towards the Star & GarterDoing - Walking with 3 other guys. It may well have been the other members of Bloodnut. I don't know cos I've never actually seen them. I recognised one guy but I don't know who he is, other than that he used to come into the Student Union with AfroDroid and James from Radio Lucifer etc. when I worked thereI was in my car and didn't wave or anything. Proper stalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Who: Alan CynicWhere: Crossing Union Street at the junction of South Silver Street and Crown StreetWhen: Saturday, 12.25pmDoing: Carrying a John Lewis "sale" bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Just so you know, i'm sticking my tongue into the front of my mouth and smacking my chin at you.Repeating the words he said with your tongue bunched up at the front of your mouth would also have been an acceptable come back too. Infact, I think I prefer that. I find it a little more annoying to be on the recieving end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 Who: Alan CynicWhere: Crossing Union Street at the junction of South Silver Street and Crown StreetWhen: Saturday, 12.25pmDoing: Carrying a John Lewis "sale" bag.It had 2 'No Man' LPs in it, which I was going to copy onto CD for my son.I dropped it just after I crossed the road!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 It had 2 'No Man' LPs in it, which I was going to copy onto CD for my son.I dropped it just after I crossed the road!!!Thought hey looked vinyl shaped, but didn't realise they sold old records in John Lewis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted July 15, 2009 Report Share Posted July 15, 2009 At least it wasn't a Dorothy Perkins bag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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