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Are you the ones that came in, got ID'd, and then left? If not, I have no fucking clue who you are. But I was there till about midnight last night, chatting up a school teacher. Successfully. But that wasn't you. Cos she was 23.

No I am not. I sat on the table next to the entrance with about 5 other people having a quiet pint for maybe half an hour? Tall, short ginger hair and a purple tee. Oh well.

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No I am not. I sat on the table next to the entrance with about 5 other people having a quiet pint for maybe half an hour? Tall, short ginger hair and a purple tee. Oh well.
No clue, sorry. I was too busy unleashing the funk.
Who: Teabags

Where: Outside Snafu

When: Last night

Doing: Initially h8in on my bike, but then being jealous because I can go 'reyt fast'

I was going to ask for a shotty and shoot up Union Street, but I didn't, cos I was bleazin, and the last time I rode my bike bleazing, I forgot how hard it is to brake after going down 12 steps with no brakes. I ended up stopping by using my face.
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No clue, sorry. I was too busy unleashing the funk.

I was going to ask for a shotty and shoot up Union Street, but I didn't, cos I was bleazin, and the last time I rode my bike bleazing, I forgot how hard it is to brake after going down 12 steps with no brakes. I ended up stopping by using my face.

i did wonder why you were suddenly much better looking ;)

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Oh, and I have a vague recollection of tapping Idol_Wild on the shoulder as he left Snafu.

Yeah...touchy feely stalking. Stalking taken to a new level.

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Yeah...touchy feely stalking. Stalking taken to a new level.

Just count yourself lucky you aren't cap'n Euan, otherwise things would have gotten a lot touchy-feely-er.

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Just count yourself lucky you aren't cap'n Euan, otherwise things would have gotten a lot touchy-feely-er.

Don't worry, I count myself lucky I'm not him most days.

Sorry, Euan...it was just so...easy!

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outside snafu

think i spoke to him. i was very drunk.

Fear not, I was hardly a vision of sobriety either. We did talk. Can't remember what the fuck about though.

Oh wait, I think we talked briefly about Giraffes? Giraffes! and, erm, probably other stuff like farting and belching. :up:

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Seriously? I was there right enough so that's possible.

I don't even know what you look like. I feel kinda... creeped out. :laughing:

Don't be, I wasn't in the mood for raping and killing that night.

You brushed past me though, I felt kinda creeped out after that too.

;)

Still, some of the beers were nice, except the one that tasted of pish. Awful.

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On that note...

Lucky Rathen

Friday night

The Moorings

Battling with an old man for my attention

That cost me a drink. I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and that cuntstick came up and stood beside me and said "I bet you I get served before you do". So I took him up on the bet and you fucking served him first, you fuck.

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That cost me a drink. I was standing at the bar waiting to be served and that cuntstick came up and stood beside me and said "I bet you I get served before you do". So I took him up on the bet and you fucking served him first, you fuck.

Have you never seen the real hustle? Never take those bets!

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