TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 To save you from needing to print a t-shirt, there's a great badge at Green Heaven that says "I may not be God, but the size of my cock is a miracle" I got that for my chum and she wears it proudly haha (yes, she)Is yr friend Lady Gaga?(keeping my wit semi topical) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Nah, my chum just has a strange sense of humour. According to her, I nose-fuck female dogs o_O Actually, my chum is just strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Strange is good Nose-fucking female dogs is just plain fucked up though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Strange is good Nose-fucking female dogs is just plain fucked up though.I'm going to make a t-shirt that says 'I don't need to nose fuck female dogs, that's what i have a cock for'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I'm going to make a t-shirt that says 'I don't need to nose fuck female dogs, that's what i have a cock for'.But you seem the type that WOULD nose-fuck a female dog, bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Strange is good Nose-fucking female dogs is just plain fucked up though.Yes it is plain fucked up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Nose-fucked up?My awesomeness of this week comes from reading at the Edinburgh International Book Festival and coming home to find a copy of Poetry Scotland with a bunch of my work published in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Coming home today to a present from the missis, a guitar I've been eyeing up for a couple of weeks. So awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 That Ibanez Jet King that Surfer Rosa was selling. Its like a bastardized Jazzmaster with 'Buckers. Sexual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatboy Posted August 31, 2009 Report Share Posted August 31, 2009 Pizza is on its way ACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 That Ibanez Jet King that Surfer Rosa was selling. Its like a bastardized Jazzmaster with 'Buckers. Sexual.I wanted that. You bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I know. I am a cunt.Totally didn't know I was getting it. Christmas in August. Well, it's September now, but it was August yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I wanted the guitar but I didn't think it was worth the amount he wanted for it so I didn't make an offer. Never mind. Will you be debuting it tomorrow at Toms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 1, 2009 Report Share Posted September 1, 2009 I could well be. It crackles and pops a little bit, I might need to go to town on the innards with a duster or something. I dunno how much she paid for it, cos she won't tell me, but It was less than the original asking price. Brand new the Jet Kings go for about 200, but the Sunburst one is discontinued. Wikipedia suggests it is the "most collectable" of the Jet King range. Mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Settled into my new flat and loving life in the capital. Student union charges 1.50 for any drink. Ecstatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted September 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 New Apple Macbbok Pro arrived...yummy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 New Apple Macbbok Pro arrived...yummy!There's nothing cooler than a new Apple box And by that I mean the box it comes in, but the computers are alright too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 8, 2009 Report Share Posted September 8, 2009 New Apple Macbbok Pro arrived...yummy!Niccccce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Niccccce.It's pretty fucking sexy as far as technology can be....graphics/sound and speed are amazing! It's gonna take a bit of playing around to get used to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Accepting an offer on my flat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted September 12, 2009 Report Share Posted September 12, 2009 Old landlords accidentally giving me an extra 100 badgers on my deposit return.What a bunch of spackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Wispa Gold is back!Also my colleague just lent me 6 Motley Crue albums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Wispa Gold is back!Also my colleague just lent me 6 Motley Crue albums They have SIX (or possibly more) albums??Cock rock is ace. Songs about porking lasses. Mint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 They have SIX (or possibly more) albums??Cock rock is ace. Songs about porking lasses. Mint.They had 5 albums and a best of between 1981 and 1991, before the wheels fell off and Vince Neil got the dunt for being a mental junkie. Then they got some other bloke to come in as a replacement singer and did album 6 with him. Then in 1997 Vince Neil came back and they did album number 7 with the classic line up. Then Tommy Lee left and they did album 8 with a new drummer, who promptly died and they split up for a few years. Eventually they were persuaded to get back together with Tommy Lee on drums. The recorded a few new tracks for a best of in 2005, and then album 9 came out last year.BTW, I didn't know any of this until I read it on Wikipedia yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lame Guitarist Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Ace-ic right nowBeing accepted to do a 3 year Guitar course With Berklee College of Music So Happy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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