jon Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I bent my Wookie.My wee brother accidentally crushed my Chewbacca on the escalators at the Welgate Centre. I was mightily peeved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Traditional Norwegian cooking. They know their fish, but the mystery meat is terrifying. I've rarely been faced with a bit of animal that simply doesn't look like it wants to be eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Those people who walk the exact middle-pace between my walking pace and a walking pace that is ever so slightly too slow. I still overtake them, but it takes ages, and we're practically walking side by side for about 30 yards.Or when you go to overtake someone and they seem to zigzag across the pavement at exactly the time you move to walk past. Whichever side you try to walk, they just get in your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 The words 'Henny' and 'Stagger'as in 'am gan tae nicola's henny inite', or 'Dave's stagger wiz messy last night.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Noisy flatblock neighbours, who storm around in the shared garden like they own the place. The father/husband of the Polish family across the hall from me just threw a wheelbarrow against the brickwall. And then laughed his head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Wheelbarrow throwing is a cultural tradition in Poland and the post-throw laughter is as essential as the throw itself. Living in the age of multi cultural Britain you must be more open and accepting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I just can't be that accepting. I must just be a big, fuckoff, massive racist.Genuine pet hate; being one football result away from winning 19k on an accumulator from a 50p stake. Fucking Sunderland!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 People who give their house a name, particularly if it is a couple who take half of each of their names and put it together, like Dennis and Margaret who live at "Denmar". Fuck off, it's number 12. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Or when its a combination of their kids names. The house down from me when I was a kid had this. They were called Clare, Steven and Martin, so named the house Clarstemar. At 16, I found out what a "Cleveland Steamer" was, and never saw the name the same way again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 People who give their house a name, particularly if it is a couple who take half of each of their names and put it together, like Dennis and Margaret who live at "Denmar". Fuck off, it's number 12.I hate this too, it's the little plaques they get made for them that just makes you think 'Why?'. The ones that are 'The' and then a twee pluralised word are the worst.This being said, I do sometimes refer to my new flat as 'the Pussy Wagon' purely because I have this keyring and also because I am a dick.I think 'The Pussy Wagon' on a plaque by my door would be quite funny, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I call my bedroom the Cockpit. Onowait, that's N.E.R.D, not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Genuine pet hate; being one football result away from winning 19k on an accumulator from a 50p stake. Fucking Sunderland!!!!Sunderland got fucked 5-scud by Man City last week. What kind of cretinous thinking made you put them on your coupon?Five SCUD. By CITY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Sunderland got fucked 5-scud by Man City last week. What kind of cretinous thinking made you put them on your coupon?Five SCUD. By CITY!I thought they were due. They are reasonable at home, but hadn't noticed just how pisspoor their general form has been since Bent fucked off. West Brom are pretty hopeless away too, but I was wronged by both. Fuck them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 People round at my house drinking and having fun while I'm trying to play Words With Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 The square playing Words With Friends in the corner, while people are having fun in his house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 People round at my house drinking and having fun while I'm trying to play Words With Friends.*Kicking my ass at Words With Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Beers are flowing. My words are going downhill quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 My girlfriend and her mate are talking about shoes and hair and shopping. And theyve stuck the telly on the shite music channel which seems to play Rihanna 24/7. Meanwhile I'm getting quietly hammered in the corner playing Words With Friends. Dont judge me. I'm enjoying it. It's my only escape from Rihanna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Lucky rather scores 120 points with 'umbrella' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 As I'm being annihilated by Lucky, I'm destroying my friend Leah who I was losing against until about 10 minutes ago. What's that? She's 20 points behind with seven letters to go. FOYAH! Hit her with 'Duly' for 58 points. Is this my life now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I've never even reached 40 points for a single word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Passed the time with shite music channels by getting my drunk fizzog on the telly with Jessie J. http://t.co/aJitB3Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Wow I got my face on telly and it went through so I thought I'd try my stupid tattooed arse. Really did not expect that to get on telly... It's on twitter and Facebook if you want to see my naked arse on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 I once texted in requesting a song, but there wasn't a song I wanted, so I asked them if they could play 3 minutes of silence. Despite them showing the message, they didn't show 3 minutes of silence. The moderator of the text chat thing took it in good humour though. The nicest chav I've ever texted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 I just can't be that accepting. I must just be a big, fuckoff, massive racist.Genuine pet hate; being one football result away from winning 19k on an accumulator from a 50p stake. Fucking Sunderland!!!!I think I would actually cry if I came that close to a big win. How many fixtures did u have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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