Jaaakkkeee Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Please keep us updated on the itchiness on yr arse throughout the day.UPDATE: Went to do a piss and thought I'd have a cheeky wipe. Found out I was definitely not finished. Although my boxers have stayed clean. My arse is red raw now like. I think it's as clean as it's going to get.That's what 3 cups of coffee in 3 hours will do to you folks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Think you may have missed the point, big man.Not at all...just taking the oppo to state how much I hate da rap music, the shit lyrics and all it's toe-curlingly embarassing body language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 some nice generalising there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Not at all...just taking the oppo to state how much I hate da rap music, the shit lyrics and all it's toe-curlingly embarassing body language.Racist.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 YouTube - Natalie Portman Uncensored RapThen you'll like thisThought that was rubbish when I first saw it, still think it's rubbish.Her face annoys me so much, like a basement dwelling Seaton resident but with more teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Racist.xxyes, I hate Whites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 some nice generalising there.Yep, that and stereotyping - my stock in trade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 That was painful.God how I HATE rap.I so agree Paul...... would have repped you (not rapped.. ) but, "You must spread etc etc...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 yes, I hate Whites.The term you are looking for is @honkies@.Pet hate: Keyboard being stuck on American. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirsten Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 My current pet hate is trying to take off jackets/cardigans/jumpers in confined spaces. The worst place being at the cinema.Also annoying is trying to put things in/take things out of pockets when in a confined space. The worst place being sat between the window and a person on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Also annoying is trying to put things in/take things out of pockets when in a confined space. The worst place being sat between the window and a person on the bus.Jean pockets at that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Is there a way of undoing that? My @ and " keys swapped for no reason* a while ago.*me not noticing I'd done it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain burrito Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Control panel > character map/keyboards settings?I don't have a PC so I'm unsure, but it'll be something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Is there a way of undoing that? My @ and " keys swapped for no reason* a while ago.*me not noticing I'd done itHow to Change Your Keyboard from American to English - wikiHowHad to do it for my mum and dad a wee while back. This should work assuming you have XP. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'm on ubuntu just to be arsey.Thought I'd fixed it, it's normal on office applications and the like but still @American@ on Firefox. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'm on ubuntu just to be arsey.Thought I'd fixed it, it's normal on office applications and the like but still @American@ on Firefox. Alt+shift used to change keyboard type in firefox. Probably still is, try that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Nah, thanks anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 How to Change Your Keyboard from American to English - wikiHowHad to do it for my mum and dad a wee while back. This should work assuming you have XP.Done, ta muchly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Also annoying is trying to put things in/take things out of pockets when in a confined space. The worst place being sat between the window and a person on the bus.Shuffling an ipod whilst on the bus is a bit fraught if someone is next to you... I do try my best and not look like some dirty pervert whilst retrieving my ipod when unexpected Tori Amos or Rage Against the Machine appears. Still no where near as bad as when I accidentally touched a girl's hair on a bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 Shuffling an ipod whilst on the bus is a bit fraught if someone is next to you... I do try my best and not look like some dirty pervert whilst retrieving my ipod when unexpected Tori Amos or Rage Against the Machine appears. Still no where near as bad as when I accidentally touched a girl's hair on a bus.I fell asleep on a Stagecoach bus once and woke up with my head in a schoolgirls lap. That was awkward... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted February 21, 2011 Report Share Posted February 21, 2011 I fell asleep on a Stagecoach bus once and woke up with my head in a schoolgirls lap. That was awkward......but very well executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Being alone in the house at night because every single noise becomes a murderer coming to get you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Don't be silly, most of the noises will just be nothing to worry about...... that one however was a murderer.I give you about 20 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Don't be silly, most of the noises will just be nothing to worry about...... that one however was a murderer.I give you about 20 seconds.Well if she winds up dead, police are gonna check and find out you were the last person communicating with her."Hello, KarmaTsunami, we've traced the posts. They're coming from inside the house! Get out! Get out!"**to paraphrase myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted February 22, 2011 Report Share Posted February 22, 2011 Don't be silly, most of the noises will just be nothing to worry about...... that one however was a murderer.I give you about 20 seconds.If you're the James I went to school with, and I think you are, then I reckon I could take you in a fight. Unless you've bulked up. In which case I'll just hide because I'm crafty like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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