Johnny Mac Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Just be careful you don't get confused and end up eating your finger and sticking the twinkie up your bum.He'd probably enjoy that..... don't give him ideas..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Just be careful you don't get confused and end up eating your finger and sticking the twinkie up your bum.Don't knock it before you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Yas. More people care about what goes up my bum than some chick having swine flu.Thanks, internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 If it wasn't KittyCat I'm sure more people would care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 If it wasn't KittyCat I'm sure more people would care.Aye, thanks for that./emo tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Go Cry Emo Kid - Emo Lols, Hipster Haters, and Scene Kid Confessions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 The last page was great. I'm going to go back and read it all again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Facebook.It has either made me hate my friends, or made me realise that I've always hated my friends.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 The BBC Formula 1 page:BBC SPORT | Motorsport | Formula 1It's such a fucking mess, there's so much shit on there that I can't find anything, and they only keep 8 news stories on their front page. The ITV one is better, they have about 3 weeks worth of news stories on their front page which makes it much easier to see the headlines, navigate the site and quickly access the important stuff instead of all the bumph, but they don't have the rights to show all the videos, and don't have as much insight, so you have to flick between the two, which is annoying.The lack of news on the front pages is s also the reason why I don't use their football pages or their news pages - I want to go on and see all the news on one front page, not have to click into every league / club / district I'm interested in to find the news. There's so much shit on the front page of the news section it's just silly, but there's very little actual news.I don't often criticise the BBC but I hate their website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 The BBC Formula 1 page:BBC SPORT | Motorsport | Formula 1It's such a fucking mess, there's so much shit on there that I can't find anything, and they only keep 8 news stories on their front page. That's also the reason why I don't use their football pages or their news pages - I want to go on and see all the news on one front page, not have to click into every league / club / district I'm interested in to find the news. There's so much shit on the front page of the news section it's just silly, but there's very little actual news.I don't often criticise the BBC but I hate their website.In other news they've sacked Legard, so Brundle & Coulthard will be the race commentators this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 3 hour conference calls every morning to my replacement in India, telling them how to do my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 3 hour conference calls every morning to my replacement in India, telling them how to do my job.Hmmm - I can see how THAT would grind your gears. I had to do a similar exercise at our mutual former employers a few years back.Nae fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted January 12, 2011 Report Share Posted January 12, 2011 Hmmm - I can see how THAT would grind your gears. I had to do a similar exercise at our mutual former employers a few years back.Nae fine Only got another 6-8 weeks of it to go Got to break the good news to some users and a 3rd party vendor this afternoon as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Not being able to buy as many boxes of painkillers as I want. I get headaches all the time, so buying a few boxes so I always have some in makes sense right? But no, if I'm buying more than 2 boxes, then obviously I'm doing it to give myself liver failure in the hope of kicking the bucket. Heap of shit. They have no qualms about someone buying enough bottles of spirit to swallow their own tongue. You could fill a trolley full of vodka if you so wished and completely pickle your ciculatory system, yet I can't buy 3 16-pack boxes of 20p paracetamol?What about a 6 pack of Mineral Water? I could fucking drown. Fuck you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 What about a 6 pack of Mineral Water? I could fucking drown. Fuck you.You could also get water intoxication and die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 Facebook.It has either made me hate my friends, or made me realise that I've always hated my friends.xxi just hate facebook my own pet peeve is some localised english accents, like hugh on his "fish fight" last night kep referring to tuna as "tuner" in the (adapted) words of arnie "it's not a tuner". its the same the other way around "Hannah" becomes "hanner" and "tuner" becomes "tuna" as above (pronounced choooow-nah")i also dislike when people refer to a single supermarket as plural. IE: "i'm going to tescos/asdas/sainsburys .... do you want anything?" why go to more than one? just go to one tesco and get everything you need in the same place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 i just hate facebook my own pet peeve is some localised english accents, like hugh on his "fish fight" last night kep referring to tuna as "tuner" in the (adapted) words of arnie "it's not a tuner". its the same the other way around "Hannah" becomes "hanner" and "tuner" becomes "tuna" as above (pronounced choooow-nah")i also dislike when people refer to a single supermarket as plural. IE: "i'm going to tescos/asdas/sainsburys .... do you want anything?" why go to more than one? just go to one tesco and get everything you need in the same place?It's Sainsbury's. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 It's Sainsbury's.Sainsbury's and Morrisons yes.He's right though, Tescos and Asdas do not exist. Neither does Chiquitos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I call it "going down the shops" even if I only intend to go to one shop. Want to fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 I call it "going down the shops" even if I only intend to go to one shop. Want to fight?Nae really. Just correct yourselfOkay, I concede to sainsbury's but asdas and tescos? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 It was 'messages' in Mastrick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 It was 'messages' in Mastrick.Only the weedgie side of my family say messages. I say shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 nah, in Glasgow it's referred to as 'twenty Richmond king size and a scratch card' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 "Gan ti get my messages" in the Broch for a supermarket visit, or "Gan for my eerans" (errands) in Inverallochy. For a look round the shops, "gan doon the road". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted January 13, 2011 Report Share Posted January 13, 2011 For years growing up I thought 'getting messages' was going to the post office.Truth be told, I still don't fucking understand why it isn't.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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