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Ugh, flat hunting.

Being given a tour round the "bright, spacious, immaculately clean and tidy flat" by the over-zealous landlord and seeing multiple mouse traps in every single room. "So you have a bit of a problem with mice then?" "No, no mice here". Oh yeah...

Viewing the hideously-expensive "recently re-furbished amazing flat, including widescreen LCD TV, wi-fi, all white goods and "mod-cons"..." and upon enquiring about the lack of washing machine getting "you won't need one (obvs) because there's a launderette just across the road" accompanied by the "how dare you ask me that, you idiot" look. Sorry mate, didn't realise this was Eastenders.

And finally, just the general time wasters when you finally do see a reasonable flat that you'd like to rent and express interest. "Sorry, we promised our friend who may or may not have been moving out of his/her parental home that they could have priority on the flat if they were going to be needing it. They've decided to take it now". Oh, okay, so why the shitting fuck have you advertised the property in a letting agency then you utter moron.

2. Rubbish landlords who vanish like Cheshire cats every time you actually need them to sort something out making finding a new place to live necessary in the first place.

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