berti Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 The sheer number of photo albums on Facebook with the word 'Random' in the title."Random Drunkenness" , "Drunken Randomness" , "Random nights out" etc.There's never anything particularly 'random' about the photos either. It's girls pouting in a bar. That's quite the opposite of random I'd say. If it was one girl then a photo of a tennis racket, then one of a polar bear then it would maybe merit it's title a bit more.oh my fucking shit tits, i definately agree with this. Whenever a woman says the word 'random' to describe a situation which, in all likelihood is not fucking random, it makes me want to punch them right in the tits. If a guy screams something really loud and indistinguishable in a pub, thats just being pissed, not random. If he was wearing only a pair of socks and had a pet ferret round his neck which he then preceded to set fire to before smashing it off the bar and screaming 'LOOK AT ME MY BALLS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF TOAST', then yes, i may be able to tolerate the adjective 'random' in that context. Otherwise, just fuck off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 oh my fucking shit tits, i definately agree with this. Whenever a woman says the word 'random' to describe a situation which, in all likelihood is not fucking random, it makes me want to punch them right in the tits. If a guy screams something really loud and indistinguishable in a pub, thats just being pissed, not random. If he was wearing only a pair of socks and had a pet ferret round his neck which he then preceded to set fire to before smashing it off the bar and screaming 'LOOK AT ME MY BALLS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF TOAST', then yes, i may be able to tolerate the adjective 'random' in that context. Otherwise, just fuck off....Would that be classed as run of the mill in the moorings?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 How does one wank a biscuit? Unless you are playing soggy biscuit - by yourself.well then i would just be eating my own load really wouldn't i, the biscuit would just be a tragic middle man in that, a chocolate coated plate if you will...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 I used to live with one of these fucktard types and once I was watching Countdown with her. It came to the numbers round and the figure to get was something like 333 or 444... to which she responded 'That's random'.True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 I used to live with one of these fucktard types and once I was watching Countdown with her. It came to the numbers round and the figure to get was something like 333 or 444... to which she responded 'That's random'.True story.Well. Not wanting to be pedantic. But they press a button to generate a random number. So techincally, it was random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Well. Not wanting to be pedantic. But they press a button to generate a random number. So techincally, it was random.And therein lay the irony.Possibly the only time she ever used the word technically correct, without realising it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Combined with "banter" we're looking at a complete bunch of fucktards.OMG Your banter is so random! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTickingTime-Bomb Posted January 8, 2010 Report Share Posted January 8, 2010 Everyone seems to like the word "fucktards" aswell.In a years time you will be saying "I hate all those ass-clowns who use the word fucktards". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 I blame those frakkin' choads at Television Center . If we had something worth watching, we wouldn't be picking up Americanisms from import shows. Stop sending us your awesome television,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 LOL...... "Frakkin" ..... "Center" .....yes , you're right, we DO watch too much american TV..... YOU especially ! (just kidding Stu) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 No, yer alright that was indeed what I wuz gittin' at. Those Goddamn Mercanians, messing up ma good speakin' Briddish ways and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Goooooo Compaaaaare.Argh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 Youtubers that leave comments of exactly what is said in the clip.Yes, I'm fucking watching it myself you cocks, but thanks for your needless input. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted January 9, 2010 Report Share Posted January 9, 2010 people who order a hot drink in subway. one of the many things i love about subway is its effeciency but that is completely negated by some inconsiderate shit box who thinks ' oh you know what will go spiffing with this sandwich, a scalding hot coffee' i want my sandwich now you arse, now i have to wait for you to get your coffee, delaying my lunch further. now kindly get yourself to fuck before i pour said scalding hot drink down your trousers.cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 I very much doubt that Subway employees spend any productive amount of time preparing hot drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Youtubers that leave comments of exactly what is said in the clip.Yes, I'm fucking watching it myself you cocks, but thanks for your needless input.I had that same pet hate a few weeks ago but would like to add to it.People who feel the need to comment, "First" on Youtube videos.Absolute Cunts!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 The 2am curfew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 People who feel the need to comment, "First" on Youtube videos.Absolute Cunts!!I see your youtube videos and raise you every form of commenting system on the net, especially facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 When your new earphones don't fucking fit and fall put your ear everytime you move your head. I fucking hate earphones that fall out my ear. It boils my fucking blood.Yesyesyes thisthisthis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 People using 'retard' and 'retarded', thinking that it's an acceptable insult. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 People using 'retard' and 'retarded', thinking that it's an acceptable insult.This pisses me off too. Ditto for 'spastic', I can't stand people using that as an insult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Cadburys for deciding it's necessary to write "contains nuts" or "contains milk" on the individual wrappers of Roses. If someone's allergic to nuts yet too spasticated to look at the little pictures to discern the difference between an Orange Creme and a Hazelnut Whirl they deserve everything that's coming to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Cadburys for deciding it's necessary to write "contains nuts" or "contains milk" on the individual wrappers of Roses. If someone's allergic to nuts yet too spasticated to look at the little pictures to discern the difference between an Orange Creme and a Hazelnut Whirl they deserve everything that's coming to them.The retards. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Don't Cadbury discourage folk with nut allergies from eating their stuff, due to it possibly containing traces of nuts?I guess if it contains a whole nut, it is handy to know, for when that little bit of paper with the different chocolate types goes missing, which is nearly always, always does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted January 10, 2010 Report Share Posted January 10, 2010 Whole world is full of spaccy 'tarded shit, IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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