Teabags Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Nah, mate. We're awesome.No. In fact,if being a cunt was people, you'd be China. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 No. In fact,if being a cunt was people, you'd be China.Damn, i can't fucking give you rep! Motherfuckshitwank! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Pet Hate - fucking students in bars. Or specficically being behind them. Last night I was at the bar in the Cineworld waiting as four student girls were being served:"A blue WKD please"Barman gets the Blue WKD out of the fridge"2.30 please"Hands over money.Next girl:"A blue WKD please"Barman gets the Blue WKD out of the fridge"2.30 please"Hands over money.Next girl:"A blue WKD please"Barman gets the Blue WKD out of the fridge"2.30 please"Hands over money.Next girl:"A blue WKD please"Barman gets the Blue WKD out of the fridge"2.30 please"Hands over money.By which time I was ready to kick them all in the cunt. Just buy a fucking round! They all looked about 16 as well.This logic needs to be imposed everywhere. Like, when I'm in Burger King trying to get my grub on, and I've got a group of about 6 neds infront of me, ordering a burger and fries one at a bastard time. Why? 6 whopper meals all in. Share your giro money out equally. Trim 5 minutes of this horrible experience and get out of my fucking way. Same goes for students in supermarkets as has already been said, when they clearly all live together (or they should, in one big house, secluded from society, on an island, or underwater), where one is buying a pepper and pot of humous, and another is buying a bag of ice cubes and an apple, and another is buying one roll of selotape and mineral water. 3 seperate transactions, yet all bezzy m8's. Shove it all in one carrier bag and sort it out later. Stop frittering precious minutes away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 This logic needs to be imposed everywhere. Like, when I'm in Burger King trying to get my grub on, and I've got a group of about 6 neds infront of me, ordering a burger and fries one at a bastard time. Why? 6 whopper meals all in. Share your giro money out equally. Trim 5 minutes of this horrible experience and get out of my fucking way. Same goes for students in supermarkets as has already been said, when they clearly all live together (or they should, in one big house, secluded from society, on an island, or underwater), where one is buying a pepper and pot of humous, and another is buying a bag of ice cubes and an apple, and another is buying one roll of selotape and mineral water. 3 seperate transactions, yet all bezzy m8's. Shove it all in one carrier bag and sort it out later. Stop frittering precious minutes away.Students at ASDA at the beach are pretty well behaved in comparison and tend to shop together and even split the cost. I thought i was going to end up behind a bunch of students sorting through a large trolley full of student food to split it into what each was buying themselves and all pay seperately but they just bunged the shit on the conveyor and worked as a 6 armed packing machine that made my cack-handed attempts at bagging look amateurish. They had sorted out the cash already as one of said students handed over a wad and they were away off into the night in a manner of minutes. I was well impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Yeah, I was talking of Morrisons but the King St store is a gigantic clusterfuck even without all the freshers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Did you actually read the post? I said that i understand why people strike in certain situations:Christ some people on here have an unnatural ability to leap right in both feet first and make an absolute mess of trying to look clever. Either that or they can't actually read. I'm undecided.Not really, you completely back-tracked on your initial post ofPeople who go on strike. It's counterproductive you bunch of no-hope wankersWhich leaves little room for exceptions you deem acceptable. Then when Jake called it Shite, you gave examples of the Bus strikes and the Royal Mail, which are two strikes regarded by almost everyone as needless. Your two posts were essentially contradictions, no need to get so uppity about people being unable to read when its you that is unable to get your point across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Not really, you completely back-tracked on your initial post ofWhich leaves little room for exceptions you deem acceptable. Then when Jake called it Shite, you gave examples of the Bus strikes and the Royal Mail, which are two strikes regarded by almost everyone as needless. Your two posts were essentially contradictions, no need to get so uppity about people being unable to read when its you that is unable to get your point across.There was no back-track, i elaborated on my previous post which was pretty scant on detail.Neither is contradictory, as one qualifies the other. I have put my point across well enough for other people to understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Bah. Why can't we just hate things without justification. Explanations take the shine off spur of the moment "FUCK THIS SHIT!" rants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 This trick has drawbacks because as the brown egg is laying on top of the toilet roll and in air instead of under water it makes it smell really, really bad.The only suitable solution to the cable conundrum is what's known as "Surfing The Sausage". Sit on the pan with your hand on the flusher, and when the turd begins, hit the flusher. Thus, the toilet will be flushing as it hits the water. It will be instantly flushed away causing no smell, and the sound of the flush will drown out the splashing and any quacking noises. The only drawback is that the cold water may, depending on the power of the flush, sploosh your balls, which can be quite unpleasant.However...once he's wiped, he'd need to flush again. Leaving the raging hotties next door thinking he's done such a big turd that it's not gone down with the first flush... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Yeah, I was talking of Morrisons but the King St store is a gigantic clusterfuck even without all the freshers.It proper fucked me off when I went in after work today. FUCKING STUDENT CUNTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I tell you what pisses me off about students, and probably the main reason everyone (really) hates students...they can get pissed every night if they want and not worry about what happens the next day! Bastards. I miss that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 It proper fucked me off when I went in after work today. FUCKING STUDENT CUNTS!I'd say we're really doing Aberdeen Music a huge service in attracting the young student population to this forum.stay lurking you little bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I'm a student, I fucking hate students. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 someone used the word 'sploosh' in this thread, you don't get better than that! I hate banding all students together but the overwhelming majority of them are indeed cunts of the highest order. I'd take a supermarket full of poncy english students buying pop tarts over one full of theiving gypos with knives and abandonment issues tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Morrisons was again full of clueless cunts and some fools were trying to put about 5 crates of beer through the self service. It's really all you can fit on that little metal shelf thing, guys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I'm a student, I fucking hate students.Don't worry, I was the same. I only got invited to the class night outs the one time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I work in Morrisons King street and i've seem some champion cases of Student bag packing, In and Out like a fucking Military operation! On the other hand i've seen some really bad organisational skills from the students on check outs too. overall i hate check outs.On a Pet Hate Related note, there is no way i can describe my hate for 20 notes. As mentioned i work on checkouts. People come up with a pack of biscuits and some teabags, "that's 2.56 please." the customer hands me a 20quid note. As it happens i don't get a lot of fivers through the checkouts so it often results in me giving him, a tenner, 7 pound coins and 44p in change in this scenario. At the point i plop the the change then the note then the receipt in the customers hand. Disappointed to see the amount of change he has he looks at me like i've just shat in his hand and wiped my arse with the receipt. Fucking. Dick. This happens in the scale of 80 to 100 customers a day and means i end up with very little change in my till and causing all sorts of problem at peak busy times.Do these people keep money in their mattresses do you think? I can't recall the last time I handed money to a Morrisons employee, I card everything. Fuck, I don't even like speaking to you guys (no offence, I would have the same attitude if I had to deal with throwbacks all day) and typically hit the self-service line when I can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 A card user! and you don't force chit chat upon me! dear god, if you're ever near by and somehow no me, swing by my till, i'll give you my discount! Too many customers try to cheer my up with half assed attempted jokes and polite chit chat, sometimes works, but then they hand my a 20quid note and it's all gone to shit. Occasionally though, they don't take their receipt and i'm tempted to tell the guard that they're shop lifting. No Receipt. No evidence of purchase. Don't piss me off.Nah, if I figure out who you are it's gonna be HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM ABERDEEN MUSIC????? YEAH, I KNOW YOU FROM THE INTERNETS.Rofloflofloflofl.It's cool, I only have fonzie to go on.*oh and your first name which you must wear. I expect I'm harmless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Disappointed to see the amount of change he has he looks at me like i've just shat in his hand and wiped my arse with the receipt. Fucking. Dick. This happens in the scale of 80 to 100 customers a day and means i end up with very little change in my till and causing all sorts of problem at peak busy times.It is pretty annoying paying for something <5 with a ten or twenty and receiving change wholly in pound coins.Perhaps a "sorry, I'm out of five pound notes - it'll have to be pound coins unless you have anything smaller?" would do the trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 haha!I avoid the whole "Dude, i know you from the internet" scenario although have been through it a few times now.The fonz is awesome. In difficult social situations i tend to lean to the logic of W.W.F.D.Ultimately, he jumped a shark on water skiis. But I understand your attitude. For me, circa aroudn 2005 I had fun with:(girl turning to talk to me)"Are you Steve?""From Myspace?""Yeah!""No" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Oh god you would think, but they seem to be offended at the very thought of it. When someone hands you a twenty, they have their heart set on it. My idea. don't pay for something <5 with a twenty, why is it so necessary?The same reason you pay in coins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 I'm sure they only pay in twenties if a) they want change for the bus or something, or b) they don't have anything smaller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Once you quit working in a supermarket, you'll start paying in notes, and it feels awesome because you know it's a bit of a hassle.You feel like a champion. A champion with a heavy pocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 Your one of the people that like to pay in 20s aren't you...No. I'm one of the people who pays in 20 if I don't have any other notes except from 20's to pay in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Stu Posted October 20, 2009 Report Share Posted October 20, 2009 the other great thing is that i genuinely don't have change for bumsI just swipe. swipe.I can buy anything i like.and i walk everywhere so fuck the buses. 4 miles, i don;t care you degenerate bums, driving your bus all slow and shit. i rob you of your income. ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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