Alkaline Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Your mom goes to college.Haha, nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Carlos Puyol. Cheating little dildo muncher.Agreed. Solid player. A shit though, but it would have been millions worse if Dani Alves was playing. That cunt is a fucking cunt. Total cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 "Oh I see your hairline is starting to recede."Kinda harsh that. Should have told her she's getting fat, or asked to see her stretch marks from the kid she had when she was 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 People who use Caps Lock to type one capital letter at the start of a sentence. Press Shift please. While you're at it don't leave Caps Lock on after using my computer. I never think to check that and I end up looking like a twat when I can't log on because the passwords are case sensitive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Kinda harsh that. Should have told her she's getting fat, or asked to see her stretch marks from the kid she had when she was 14.When I was 16, I was eating cereal in my boxers in our living room. Some vacant bitch my Dad was seeing came in, and told me I should get my "bacne" sorted out.Bitch. Total bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 Those T-Mobile adverts. Flash mobs were not cool and edgy a year or two ago, and they're certainly not now you bunch of cretinous tunts. A nailbomb going off mid-"Hey Jude" would significantly improve my attitude to these adverts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 People who use Caps Lock to type one capital letter at the start of a sentence. Press Shift please. While you're at it don't leave Caps Lock on after using my computer. I never think to check that and I end up looking like a twat when I can't log on because the passwords are case sensitive.I am your pet hate. Maybe I'll change my ways. Actually, just from typing this post alone, I have suddenly realised how much easier and more convenient it is to just use Shift. Holy moly.It's like an epiphany. It saves time. I'm going to fit much more into my life now that I am saving time using Shift instead of Caps Lock. Superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted May 27, 2009 Report Share Posted May 27, 2009 "Oh I see your hairline is starting to recede."Reply: "Oh is it really?!" o_OLose a bet about a Dons v. Caley game and you can have a silly haircut like mine July 4th is the deadline; thank god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 You should type in one. Word. Sentences. That. Way. You. Can. Utilise. Full. Use. Of. The. Shift. Button. And. You. Will. Become. More. Accustomed. To. Using. It. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Crock Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Got a good one at work at the moment.....The take away tickets have the customers name on them. When i shout out their name the whole restaurant just stares a whole through me like im talking a different language. I then get disgruntled,throw their food down and carry on with my very busy day. A waitress then shouts the name and straight away retard number 254 happily picks it up. REALLY pisses me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Crock Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 You can use shift????? Why has no one ever told me this!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 You can use shift????? Why has no one ever told me this!?Are you fucking serious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Crock Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Are you fucking serious?Deadly.Im spewing. One of those things i guess. I'e - "You HAVEN'T seen the godfather??" or "You DON'T like ice cream??" Or something to that extent.....Its going to take me a while to adapt to using the shift since i've been using trusty caps lock for so fucking long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I thought he was being sarcastic... then again it's the internet maybe you and i are being sarcastic too?I really enjoy reading your posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 My gawd. I'm gonna go dip my cock in sulphur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Deadly.Im spewing. One of those things i guess. I'e - "You HAVEN'T seen the godfather??" or "You DON'T like ice cream??" Or something to that extent.....Its going to take me a while to adapt to using the shift since i've been using trusty caps lock for so fucking long.What did you think the shift keys were for? Just special characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 My new one is going to take a shit, pulling out my iPod and noticing the Wifi connected symbol, and having the over-whelming urge to go on myspace and say "Status: Taking a shit at work"What the fuck am I? 12?EDIT: And no, I didnt type out this post while taking a shit at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 There's quite a few keys on the keyboard that I'm unsure about, so it's understandable.'Insert'. What is this? All I know is that when I press it, it triggers some applications to overwrite text instead of shifting it along. It doesn't do it in everything though. I don't know what an AltGrrrr is either.I don't think I've ever used the Escape key in my life. I just tried it now whilst typing this. It deletes everything in the box. Luckily I know the Undo shortcut, or I would have been dicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 My new one is going to take a shit, pulling out my iPod and noticing the Wifi connected symbol, and having the over-whelming urge to go on myspace and say "Status: Taking a shit at work"What the fuck am I? 12?EDIT: And no, I didnt type out this post while taking a shit at work.Penny Arcade! - Le Twittre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Crock Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 My new one is going to take a shit, pulling out my iPod and noticing the Wifi connected symbol, and having the over-whelming urge to go on myspace and say "Status: Taking a shit at work"What the fuck am I? 12?EDIT: And no, I didnt type out this post while taking a shit at work.You HAVEN'T updated your status whilst taking a shit??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolling Crock Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 What did you think the shift keys were for? Just special characters?Honestly never taken that much notice. Completley in the habit of using caps lock so i doubt that'll change. Learn something new everyday i guess! Regardless of how meaningless and retarded it may be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I really enjoy reading your posts.I enjoy reading posts about people enjoying other peoples posts....There's quite a few keys on the keyboard that I'm unsure about, so it's understandable.'Insert'. What is this? All I know is that when I press it, it triggers some applications to overwrite text instead of shifting it along. It doesn't do it in everything though. I don't know what an AltGrrrr is either.I don't think I've ever used the Escape key in my life. I just tried it now whilst typing this. It deletes everything in the box. Luckily I know the Undo shortcut, or I would have been dicked.I'm finding it hard people didn't know how to use Shift Insert is for the function you have just mentioned.....pain in the arse when it starts over writing sentences Alt can be used for various functions, like if you assign a set of keys to represent a symbol eg If I use a tick symbol i have it programed as Alt then 0252 in windings - but not sure if it has an offical use other than that & ctrl, alt delete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Oh I know what Alt does. But what the fannybatter is ALT GR?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 that is what happens when you press ALT Gr and E. So im guessing its along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Photos of folks "flipping the bird" - oooooh, you're so hard and such a rebel!Fuck right off with your gay American gestures, if you're goin to be a weeping jap's eye on camera, at least have the decency to use the proper, British, V-sign! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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