Guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Dry your eyes. You've already forced us all to stand outside to smoke, if you don't like being next to smokers outside either just lock yourself in your fucking house!Spot on, sah, spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 StonersThat's as far as you need to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 That's as far as you need to go.How can you hate stoners? They're awesome and don't harm anyone. Natures clowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Commentators that refer to 'injury time' as 'extra time'. It's just not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 How can you hate stoners?Quite easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Quite easily.If you smoked grass, you probably wouldn't batter as many women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 If you smoked grass, you probably wouldn't batter as many women."Ye must spread it aboot, ye hoor, ye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Dry your eyes. You've already forced us all to stand outside to smoke, if you don't like being next to smokers outside either just lock yourself in your fucking house!I guess you're right, and if I have the bare the brunt of other peoples bad habits, then surely it's only fair if they return the favour?Now, I'm pretty terrible for missing the bowl with the first initial squirt when I take a leak. If I'm getting smoke and ash blown onto my clothes, then I feel I should be fully within my rights to wipe the dregs of my junk onto their threads too... Be reasonable now.It's a filthy habit though, and like the smokers, they should force me to make my mess outdoors - I'll be the first to admit that. So, the next time there's a group of filthy scummers huddled in the doorway of Weatherspoons trying to keep warm, I'll be joining them, firing a golden rainbow right across the only entrance. The smokers have the same two options a non-smoker has when he or she barges through the doorway clouds of tar - You can either limbo underneath it, or just embrace it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 If only there was some sort of designated area indoors that people in need of a pee could make use of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Dry your eyes. You've already forced us all to stand outside to smoke, if you don't like being next to smokers outside either just lock yourself in your fucking house!I guess you're right, and if I have the bare the brunt of other peoples bad habits, then surely it's only fair if they return the favour?Now, I'm pretty terrible for missing the bowl with the first initial squirt when I take a leak. If I'm getting smoke and ash blown onto my clothes, then I feel I should be fully within my rights to wipe the dregs of my junk onto their threads too... Be reasonable now.It's a filthy habit though, and like the smokers, they should force me to make my mess outdoors - I'll be the first to admit that. So, the next time there's a group of filthy scummers huddled in the doorway of Weatherspoons trying to keep warm, I'll be joining them, firing a golden rainbow right across the only entrance. The smokers have the same two options a non-smoker has when he or she barges through the doorway clouds of tar - You can either limbo underneath it, or just embrace it.At least you still have the option to pee indoors. Seriously tho, wise up. Wah wah wah, they're all smoking in the pub! Make them go outside! Wah wah wah now i have to walk past them for 3 seconds on the way in! Imagine how us smokers feel having to look at you smug cunts inside nice and warm while we freeze our balls off outside. My pet hate? Anal anti-smokers. They're my fucking lungs and i'll do what i like with then. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)I really hate when i'm standing outside my work minding my own business and having a fag and some wise ass walks past and goes 'that's a filthy habit you know'. Well so is not keeping your fucking mouth shut and fucking talking to me when i'm trying to enjoy my smoke in peace. Now if you don't have any other buzz words or catchphrases to recite from memory, would you kindly fuck off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 At least you still have the option to pee indoors. Seriously tho, wise up. Wah wah wah, they're all smoking in the pub! Make them go outside! Wah wah wah now i have to walk past them for 3 seconds on the way in! Imagine how us smokers feel having to look at you smug cunts inside nice and warm while we freeze our balls off outside. My pet hate? Anal anti-smokers. They're my fucking lungs and i'll do what i like with then.Correct. They'll always find something to piss and moan about when it comes to smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Chamber Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 If you smoked grass, you probably wouldn't batter as many women.Be careful what you say about promoting the use of illegal drugs.Somebody might get offended, and we couldn't have that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest treader. Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Aberdeen-Music is basically just the same argument on every thread now. You're all idiotz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)At least you still have the option to pee indoors. Seriously tho, wise up. Wah wah wah, they're all smoking in the pub! Make them go outside! Wah wah wah now i have to walk past them for 3 seconds on the way in! Imagine how us smokers feel having to look at you smug cunts inside nice and warm while we freeze our balls off outside. My pet hate? Anal anti-smokers. They're my fucking lungs and i'll do what i like with then.You're saying it as if it was me at the forefront of the smoking ban, when I really couldn't have given a shit if people in a pub were smoking. To me that was just an atmosphere of a pub. I actually have more of a problem with people smoking outside because they have no control over it, and show no consideration if their ash and smoke blows all over someone.I have no idea why you are actually taking offense at this when it wasn't even aimed at you or anyone on here, but some woman in town, who, for some reason was holding her cigarette at head height, flicking it over her pissing shoulder and all over me. I guess I'm supposed to just suck that up because I've personally gone to every length to make her smoke outside, apparently...I guess I'll just let her stub it out on my hand too, because I AM THE SMOKING BAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 21, 2009 Report Share Posted March 21, 2009 Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)Wirelessly posted (SonyEricssonK770i/R8BC Browser/NetFront/3.3 Profile/MIDP-2.0 Configuration/CLDC-1.1)At least you still have the option to pee indoors. Seriously tho, wise up. Wah wah wah, they're all smoking in the pub! Make them go outside! Wah wah wah now i have to walk past them for 3 seconds on the way in! Imagine how us smokers feel having to look at you smug cunts inside nice and warm while we freeze our balls off outside. My pet hate? Anal anti-smokers. They're my fucking lungs and i'll do what i like with then.You're saying it as if it was me at the forefront of the smoking ban, when I really couldn't have given a shit if people in a pub were smoking. To me that was just an atmosphere of a pub. I actually have more of a problem with people smoking outside because they have no control over it, and show no consideration if their ash and smoke blows all over someone.I have no idea why you are actually taking offense at this when it wasn't even aimed at you or anyone on here, but some woman in town, who, for some reason was holding her cigarette at head height, flicking it over her pissing shoulder and all over me. I guess I'm supposed to just suck that up because I've personally gone to every length to make her smoke outside, apparently...I guess I'll just let her stub it out on my hand too, because I AM THE SMOKING BAN! Easy Joe, i wasn't blaming you for the smoking ban. That wasn't aimed at you personally at all, 'you' in that context was anti-smokers in general, and I didn't take the story as a personal attack on myself. i'm just of the opinion that smokers get treated like lepers these days, admitting to being a smoker is akin to admitting to being a child molester or a member of Al Qaida. And being a child molester, i mean smoker, i'm just venting a little frustration. Smoking rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 When I type an entire sentence or even paragraph and look at the screen to find that I had Caps Lock on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 that annoying advert on northsound for the campus appartments, the worst bloody advert i have ever heard on radio!!!!!!!NO ONE IS FISHING FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofdeon Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 getting paid off...fucking CUNTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know it's been mentioned before, but those clipboard cunts who stand outside Markies are really starting to fuck me off. No means no! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I'm pretty certain this will already have been said... But people that leave disks out of their boxes! ESPECIALLY people who leave disks lying ON TOP of the box they are meant to go in!!!!fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu......x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know it's been mentioned before, but those clipboard cunts who stand outside Markies are really starting to fuck me off. No means no!I noticed today that they had changed to white atire,harder to spot.Also saw one leap about 10 ft in the attempt to stall someone!Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I noticed today that they had changed to white atire,harder to spot.Here, if you're going to quote me at least credit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizen Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know it's been mentioned before, but those clipboard cunts who stand outside Markies are really starting to fuck me off. No means no!One came up to me on Princes St in Edinburgh and I just screamed at the top of my voice and ran til they were out of sight. I found it funny... Everyone else just looked confused...x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 I know it's been mentioned before, but those clipboard cunts who stand outside Markies are really starting to fuck me off. No means no!Their job title is a 'chugger'.CHarity mUGGER.Just remind them of this and they'll leave you alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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