Soda Jerk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I hate small talk. I prefer silence to small talk. People make comments that I'm so quiet at work, because I don't feel the need to rabble about everything. It's always the same shite. The weather, or the lifts not working or the database being slow. Great.I'm also weird apparently, because I don't watch Top Gear. From the way it is lauded about, it's almost as if Top Gear is the second coming of Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waltz Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I'm also weird apparently, because I don't watch Top Gear. From the way it is lauded about, it's almost as if Top Gear is the second coming of Jesus.I don't get the Top Gear hype. It's three dick-heads talking about cars. I don't drive and I don't like dick-heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 i agree, it can be slightly amusing sometimes but after reading hammond and fcuking clarksons opinion columns in the papers i cant stand them even more than normal, James May seems alright though, i liked him in that wine programme with Oz Clark and im not even keen on wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I like Clarkson as a writer. I don't agree with his way of thinking, but I find the way he delivers it very funny. Cars and dickheads are boring though. The little guy and the old guy are crap, and I don't care for seeing semi-celebrities drive a shite hatchback round a race track, and have their lap time compared to other semi celebrities.You could say I hate Top Gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 You guys are fucking gheys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 ha you won't be saying that when i split you from behind in football! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Also, cunts that don't remember simple facts, despite me mentioning them several times. Usually about once a week I get this... "Did you see *shit-program* on *shit-channel* last night?""I don't watch TV""What? Really? How can you not watch TV?"Well, I simply don't. Apart from going to my bros/mates to watch hockey, and then I'll see if anything is on. My TV at home is purely for Xbox and DVDs. And I've told you this every fucking time for the last 5 years. Fuck nugget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 ha you won't be saying that when i split you from behind in football!Surely if you split him from behind, he will have every right to call you 'ghey'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 your fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 you're grammar is shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 But your uncle's fine by me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 you're grammar is shit.you're Jean Claude Van-Damme. How is that grammar for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Top Gear is okay when they quit talking about cars. It becomes pretty gash after you've seen a couple of episodes. I'm pretty peaved off at myself for accidently wrecking a good t shirt I just got by washing it in with coloured sheets. Arse!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 you're Jean Claude Van-Damme. How is that grammar for you?His grammar usually works pretty well for him, I'd say.How is your sense of irony? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Having zero interest in cars I always assumed I would hate Top Gear but I actually quite enjoy watching it these days. To the point that the missus has a gob on about me watching Dave repeats. I dont complain about her watching The Worlds Most Fat Chav With a Club Foot or whatever pish like that is on so I find this a bit unfair. I like TG mostly for the tomfoolery on stupid missions. I find Clarkson quite amusing in a grumpy old man way (although not on paper, started reading one of his books and it did my head in) and James May is a dude, Hammond I can do without. Im a bald guy and sometimes I see what folk do with their hair and wonder why they get some and I dont. Richard Hammond is one of those fucks. He currently looks like he got booted out of Duran Duran for being too short. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Hammond did used to look like a presentable man before his crash. He now feels lucky to be alive and is experimenting with every hairstyle possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 he also seems to wear a necklace made of dice on all the time, like he is some gambling addict that needs his tools on his person at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 His grammar usually works pretty well for him, I'd say.How is your sense of irony?confused to say the least, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 My TV at home is purely for Xbox and DVDs. Do you have a TV license? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 I think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Don't you need a TV license now even if you don't have a TV? Radio and a PC seem to qualify you for requiring a TV license I believe, even if it's not hooked up to the internet. TV licenses are shite. I don't even watch the BBC, but I pay for the privelage anyway. Can you imagine if more products did this? The milkman for example. He could bring you 3 pints a day that you don't even want. Your driveway would be piled up with full bottles of milk, and he'd send his heavies round claiming that you owe him 200. You have to have milk. You don't have a choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Don't you need a TV license now even if you don't have a TV? Radio and a PC seem to qualify you for requiring a TV license I believe, even if it's not hooked up to the internet. TV licenses are shite. I don't even watch the BBC, but I pay for the privelage anyway. Can you imagine if more products did this? The milkman for example. He could bring you 3 pints a day that you don't even want. Your driveway would be piled up with full bottles of milk, and he'd send his heavies round claiming that you owe him 200. You have to have milk. You don't have a choice.No, you can watch TV shows on the internet via iPlayer etc and listen to radio without a license. But if you have a TV that is capable of picking up a TV signal, then you need a license, even if, like Teabags, you don't use it to watch TV.Looks like it's going to change though to take iPlayer into account, not sure how they'll do it, probably you get a code on your TV license and you have to type that in to watch iPlayer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm sure I had a list of stuff which meant you needed to get oneif you had anything on the list. A friend of mine didn't even own a TV a few years back, and they were trying to con/scare him into buying one anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 I'm sure I had a list of stuff which meant you needed to get oneif you had anything on the list. A friend of mine didn't even own a TV a few years back, and they were trying to con/scare him into buying one anyway.I could be wrong, wouldn't be the first time.On your other point, about being forced to pay for the BBC, in theory I agree entirely, why the fuck should we be forced to pay for it if we have no intention of watching it?In practise however there is so much I love and cherish on the BBC that I gladly pay for it and I would be dead against changing the system. You just have to look at ITV, Sky 1 or most of American telly to see the alternative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 It's definitely better than ITV and Sky1 which has 3 good programmes, though they're 99% repeats.I only watch football and sitcoms anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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