jcn Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 HelloDon't suppose anyone has any little nuggets of advice for someone aquiring a husband in a week's time? ?(What should I feed him? Do they prefer wet or dry atmospheres...?CheersJayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I hear Peter Dow is available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 regular meals, pints, doses of sex and television should suffice! failing that use nuts magazines as wallpaper and you should have no problems Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 I'll marry for money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Don't suppose anyone has any little nuggets of advice for someone aquiring a husband in a week's time? ?(1. Treat him as your equal.2. Don't be a patronising bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 1. Treat him as your equal.2. Don't be a patronising bitch.I would be wary of marriage advice from a person called "Jake Wifebeater". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 beerhgfhgghj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Not being a mental raving lunatic is always a plus too.He'll appreciate that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 beerhgfhgghjand getting it for me"said 'the sloth'"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 the quickest way to a man's heart is through the rib cage with a steak knifepeteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 blow jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 it's a phallusy that married people don't slurp on each others parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 I think a combination of teabags and Lester's ideas would be the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Pretty good multi-tasking, IMO....although if you could throw a bit of hoovering in at the same time it'd be even better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Pretty good multi-tasking, IMO....although if you could throw a bit of hoovering in at the same time it'd be even better!sucks. blows. gets laid in the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 You have to change the bag every so often though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeyEB Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 You have to change the bag every so often though Not a great advertisment for Femidoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 I would be wary of marriage advice from a person called "Jake Wifebeater".You make me laugh, Lucky Rathen. You make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 my girlfiends husbands have always beem a pain in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S I D C A Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 blow jobs.seconded.hail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S I D C A Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 You have to change the bag every so often though Alan, in my tiny mind you should be playing vegas in ten years. for twenty grand a night. I'll remind you of you're north east roots and expect a free gratis pint................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 14, 2008 Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 .....I'll throw in a nip, too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted October 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 1. Treat him as your equal.2. Don't be a patronising bitch.Speaking from experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted October 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2008 So far we have cooking, hoovering, blowjobs and beer.. Oh and I have to remember the nips of whisky, I know he likes a wee swally every now and again. That's ok as long as he can empty the hoover bag and put the bins out In exchange, I think the general rule should be if in doubt, bring wine :-) Yeah Alan remember us when you're famous, you mega talented git (jealous, moi?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 I think SIDCA just meant I'm like fat Elvis, but without the voice,....so I'm off to buy some gold lame' nicky tams.another piece of important advice re care of husbands......do not get annoyed at him when he's sitting at the typewriter all day repeating "all work and no play etc" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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