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The care and feeding of husbands


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Guest Jake Wifebeater
Don't suppose anyone has any little nuggets of advice for someone aquiring a husband in a week's time? ?(

1. Treat him as your equal.

2. Don't be a patronising bitch.


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So far we have cooking, hoovering, blowjobs and beer.. Oh and I have to remember the nips of whisky, I know he likes a wee swally every now and again. That's ok as long as he can empty the hoover bag and put the bins out :up:

In exchange, I think the general rule should be if in doubt, bring wine :-)

Yeah Alan remember us when you're famous, you mega talented git (jealous, moi?).

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