Alan Cynic Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Crash on TV last night....some good wee twists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 The Nightmare On Elm Street remake. Pretty much the same as all the other Michael Bay produced remakes, and did ironically make me nod off a wee bit. There were some alright jumpy bits though, and Freddy's new paedo based puns raised a bit of a LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 The Nightmare On Elm Street remake. Pretty much the same as all the other Michael Bay produced remakes, and did ironically make me nod off a wee bit. There were some alright jumpy bits though, and Freddy's new paedo based puns raised a bit of a LOLIs it out yet or was this a dodgy version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Is it out yet or was this a dodgy version?Yeah it's out now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Four Lions. Haven't laughed in the cinema so much in a long time. Hilarious stuff; Chris Morris always delivers.Could've done without the stuffy bint at the back of the screen giving running commentary when something a bit controversial happened, though. If you were the annoying wench sitting a few rows back from me in the 9:10pm showing of Four Lions at Union Square tonight, know that I'm going to cut you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 10, 2010 Report Share Posted May 10, 2010 Four Lions. Haven't laughed in the cinema so much in a long time. Hilarious stuff; Chris Morris always delivers.Could've done without the stuffy bint at the back of the screen giving running commentary when something a bit controversial happened, though. If you were the annoying wench sitting a few rows back from me in the 9:10pm showing of Four Lions at Union Square tonight, know that I'm going to cut you.This is also my review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Four Lions. Haven't laughed in the cinema so much in a long time. Hilarious stuff; Chris Morris always delivers.Could've done without the stuffy bint at the back of the screen giving running commentary when something a bit controversial happened, though. If you were the annoying wench sitting a few rows back from me in the 9:10pm showing of Four Lions at Union Square tonight, know that I'm going to cut you.hey Danny Dyer, welcome to Ab-Music. You're a bit shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Four Lions. Haven't laughed in the cinema so much in a long time. Hilarious stuff; Chris Morris always delivers.Could've done without the stuffy bint at the back of the screen giving running commentary when something a bit controversial happened, though. If you were the annoying wench sitting a few rows back from me in the 9:10pm showing of Four Lions at Union Square tonight, know that I'm going to cut you.This is also my review. Man-date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 The Nightmare On Elm Street remake. Pretty much the same as all the other Michael Bay produced remakes, and did ironically make me nod off a wee bit. There were some alright jumpy bits though, and Freddy's new paedo based puns raised a bit of a LOLIt's awful. I was very disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Man-date?It was a full on 5 man date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 It was a full on 5 man date. Man-bang? Jesus. There would've been some battered hoops after that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Switchblade Romance.It tried to be smart and completely failed. Plus it was in French.Le double choue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Is Switchblade Romance the film with the staircase and chest thing? If so, it's pretty gash!Recent films have been...Beast Cops: Carbon copy of about 100 better Asian cop flicks, nothing new or good - 3.5/10Redbelt: Film about martial arts instructor with no real fighting. Solid drama though - 5/10The Ghost (Writer): Polanski's back on form. Top notch political thriller, awesome final scene - 7/10Nathalie: Just been re-made as Chloe with Liam Neeson, better improve on boring original! - 2/10The Good, The Bad, The Weird: Action-packed Asian adventure. Great fun - 8.5/10Hot Tub Time Machine: Exactly how you expect a film with that name to be. Met expectations, quite funny - 6/10Four Lions: Wasn't mad crazy about this. Absolutely shafted by seeing best bits in advert - 4/10Three Kingdoms: Boring Chinese history lesson. Too epic and sentimental. Bit botched - 2/10Hamlet 2: Funny in parts but a bit of a let down overall. Coogan keeps getting his ass out, lame - 4/1012 Rounds: Unashamed mindless action romp, John Cena's actually alright to watch. No Die Hard though - 6/10Full reviews here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Hot Tub Time Machine: Exactly how you expect a film with that name to be. Met expectations, quite funny - 6/10I'm actually looking forward to seeing this. The cast looks quite promising, and I like Clark Duke for some reason, even though he obviously sucks and can't act.Three Kingdoms: Boring Chinese history lesson. Too epic and sentimental. Bit botched - 2/10See also:Mongol.12 Rounds: Unashamed mindless action romp, John Cena's actually alright to watch. No Die Hard though - 6/10He must have got better since "The Marine" then, he was murder in that shit-pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Watched the Planet Earth programme by David Attenborough on blu-ray. Simply stunning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 'Switchblade Romance' was ace.Recently I have watched -Max PayneMark Wahlberg plays a Punisher type, looking for revenge for his wife and kids. Mark Wahlberg should stick to what he is good at, i.e. being part of a bigger ensemble piece, anything he stars in is generally gash, i.e. The Happening. What the fuck was that about? Malevolent trees? Oh.5/10.The Outlaw Josey WalesAce 70's Clint Eastwood Western. 9/10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 'Switchblade Romance' was ace.Recently I have watched -Max PayneMark Wahlberg plays a Punisher type, looking for revenge for his wife and kids. Mark Wahlberg should stick to what he is good at, i.e. being part of a bigger ensemble piece, anything he stars in is generally gash, i.e. The Happening. What the fuck was that about? Malevolent trees? Oh.5/10.The Outlaw Josey WalesAce 70's Clint Eastwood Western. 9/10.To be fair, I thought that Shooter was pretty good. Wahlberg was no bad in that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Just finished watching Inglorious Basterds for the 2nd time. Anything that involves seeing Hitler's face essentially getting vapourised gets my vote. Didn't notice until my 2nd viewing that it was Samuel L Jackson providing the commentary in between the "chapters". 6.5/10Now watching True Lies for the umpteenth time. Classic bullshit Arnie. Got to say the Jamie Lee Curtis dance scene always gets me pitching a 9 person tent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 To be fair, I thought that Shooter was pretty good. Wahlberg was no bad in that.Hmmm, yes that was watchable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 I'm actually looking forward to seeing this. The cast looks quite promising, and I like Clark Duke for some reason, even though he obviously sucks and can't act.Yea, like I say, it's exactly what you'd expect the film to be. Pretty much a mix of American Pie, High Fidelity, Back to the Future, The Hangover... Not bad.See also:Mongol.Have you seen Red Cliff? Apparently it's the best of that bunch. Assembly's the best Chinese battle film I've seen in yonks.He must have got better since "The Marine" then, he was murder in that shit-pie.Not seen the Marine but it's apparently an astronomical leap up for him. I'd put Cena in the same league as JCVD / Seagal now after this... some really bad one-liners though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Can mods please spoilerise Fast Caz's post above as many may not have seen the film yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Can mods please spoilerise Fast Caz's post above as many may not have seen the film yet.Done. This includes me, who bought the DVD at the weekend and hasn't watched it yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 12, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Not seen the Marine but it's apparently an astronomical leap up for him. I'd put Cena in the same league as JCVD / Seagal now after this... some really bad one-liners though.Cena in the same league as JCVD? I think you've got brain van-dammage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted May 12, 2010 Report Share Posted May 12, 2010 Great pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooch_Taylor Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 The new Universal Soldier is actually really good.Ways to guarantee I'll buy a film: 1- make a new Universal Soldier2- Have JCVD and Dolph Lundgren come back for it3- Have Andre "The Pitbull" Arlovski and Mike Pyle (MMA fighters) also star in itFilm itself is pretty fucking brutal. Watch it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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