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Beth Ditto vs Kate Moss as face of topshop

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i don't mean to be nasty, but topshop don't do clothes in beth dittos size. so unless they're thinking of changing that it doesnt make much sense to have her modelling for them...

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For the face, I'd have to say Beth, but for the body it's going to be Kate. There's a lot to be said for being a big gal, proud of yourself and orientation and whatever, but if you're going to be doing a photoshoot for your album cover, at least shave your pits. I don't care if you're gay or straight, fuzzy underarms are not cool or sexy.

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

"a fierce critic of size 0 models" - highly unattractive and obese woman. Obesity is not something to promote, any more than bulemia. If people think that looking up to this fat, unshaven sack of grease as a role model is the best way to counter pressure on young women to be skinny, then they should fucking think again. Give me a normal, slim looking girl any day over a skeleton or sack of lard. i disagree that people should feel that they need to be skinny, but i don't think it is healthy for them to aspire to be content as a fatty. it's unhealthy and contributes to rising obesity in the UK. and nobody likes a fatty.

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Moss the munter was on the cover of the NME last week with her skeletal arm around Bobby Gillespie. A little trick though - if you cut the offending article's head off it reveals Nabu from 'The Mighty Boosh' giving wee Bob a loving cuddle. A much more pleasing scene all round.

...and personally - I like a fatty actually, if it means Beth not Kate.

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Guest Tam o' Shantie

some cushion for the pushing is nice, but I would not do beth ditto even if she shaved her pits and paid me. kate moss, though i don't exactly spring a hardon at the mention of her name, would be my personal choice.

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Good on her. I wouldn't want to be a skinny freak like Kate Moss frankly. I do wish Ditto would shave her pits before photoshoots though, have you seen the album cover on Standing in the Way of Control? Jesus. That's nae a bonny sight.

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Most dresses are also not cut to accommodate breasts (lord forbid you have any)

See I find the opposite problem. I'm not exactly tiny in that area but when shopping for clothes, I find that I can't buy a lot of things because they were made for girls with tits, to be blunt, and end up baggy round the collarbone/sleeves. Summer vest type things are the worst because if you don't have the breasts to fill them out, a lot of the necklines are no use at all.

But yes, to reply to the topic, I wouldn't want any of them paid to model clothes. Even the girl they've got on their posters now is better, and there's something about her "deer in headlights" look that I find quite comical and off putting.

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As for modelling, I'm not really for either of them. Kate's a piss poor example to girls in everyway and Beth is hardly an act to follow considering she is a walking threat to heart-disease.

Thank you!

Is it through the show Skins that Beth Ditto and her band(Gossip?) got popular?

They're awfully pish.

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Guest Jake Wifebeater
Jake Spike...:up:

Oi! I like a big lass, not a fat one. There's a cut-off point between a curvy, real woman and a Michelin Minger, you know. Curves are fantastic on a woman, skinny lasses just don't cut it for me.

As for Beth Ditto, hmm, she's a fair bit beyond my cut-off point, and she's a carpet-scoffer anyway so it's irrelevant. Kate Moss? Nah, bonny face but not enough to grab on to. Not a real woman.

I know I'm always harping on about this (sorry Shantie), but us blokes should be shouting our love of the fuller figure from the rooftops. I certainly do. We are indeed the silent majority. This size 0 bollocks, what's that all about? Again, to quote Tony Hancock, "if you're gonna get a bird, get a big 'un". I'm getting myself worked up a bit now, so I'll stop right there.

*mops brow*

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Oi! I like a big lass, not a fat one. There's a cut-off point between a curvy, real woman and a Michelin Minger, you know. Curves are fantastic on a woman, skinny lasses just don't cut it for me.

As for Beth Ditto, hmm, she's a fair bit beyond my cut-off point, and she's a carpet-scoffer anyway so it's irrelevant. Kate Moss? Nah, bonny face but not enough to grab on to. Not a real woman.

I know I'm always harping on about this (sorry Shantie), but us blokes should be shouting our love of the fuller figure from the rooftops. I certainly do. We are indeed the silent majority. This size 0 bollocks, what's that all about? Again, to quote Tony Hancock, "if you're gonna get a bird, get a big 'un". I'm getting myself worked up a bit now, so I'll stop right there.

*mops brow*

Go get yourself a copy of Stacked MILFs

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