My most recent affair was ''If You Liked School..'' which I bought in Bangkok Airport for actually fuck all. The Cowdenbeath story actually made me piss myself as spent all last year living with a girl from there, who worked in La Ducat and whos ma worked in The Goth. Thats something I love about Welsh, everythings actually real, neebs. and yeah, to raise a point, how the fuck do the English/Australians and espec. those Americans get through a book like Trainspotting? I can just about manage it as it is.