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bit of fun for anyone: look up necrotising fasciitis on google images. (we've been doing microbial diseases at uni, i want someone else to see what I have to look at)

Glasgow for me too, with a winter retreat in Koh Phangan, Thailand.

spent yesterday recovering from a horrific wednesday night in glasgow involving splashing about and nearly drowning in the arches. today went to stonehaven, walked to the castle and then had a chipper. now snafu, but gonna keep it fairly quiet. tomorrow laze about and watch hollyoaks omnibus. then staff night out. YAWN.

Mystery jets - Twenty One. Lovely.

The event which makes me shit myself the most in that diving. Jesus Christ. Especially when its the ones where they start in a handstand and you can see them shaking.

Twister Duvet Cover (tacky as, but its just like the game, I can't wait!) Mr Nice (book) Sundried Tomatoes

about 8 or 9 assorted litre bottles of Havana Club; white, dark, 7 years, ''cuban barrel'', blah blah. couple of hundred tinnies kicking about, majority of which still covered in mud from T in the Park.

My most recent affair was ''If You Liked School..'' which I bought in Bangkok Airport for actually fuck all. The Cowdenbeath story actually made me piss myself as spent all last year living with a girl from there, who worked in La Ducat and whos ma worked in The Goth. Thats something I love about Welsh, everythings actually real, neebs. and yeah, to raise a point, how the fuck do the English/Australians and espec. those Americans get through a book like Trainspotting? I can just about manage it as it is.

YASS I love it, myspace profile song.

Was it just me or did anyone think the campsite was abit mair dodgy than usual? Folk getting stabbed on the sat night, heaps of resuscitations, defib etc and I'm absolutely adamet I saw someone dead on the sunday (policemen standing about writing, some lad in foil not moving and tape around him). Maybe I'm just getting older?

''Buddhism - plain and simple'', but it gets kinda tedious so some classic Welsh: ''If you liked school, you'll love work''...which I bought in Bangkok.

Majority of Saturday wil be spent selling pro-plus and grooving in the Slam tent I think. Sunday for me is clash-tastic. I'd love to see Amy Winehouse but shes either not gonna turn up or be a wreck. Also wanna see the phonics, ian brown and primal scream and perhaps vampire weekend for curiosity. WTfs this relentless stage about?

I pulled him on my 18th birthday, but I could not confirm if he was a cock or not.

Mate, Anthony was on top form. I would say he was better than Barat but I know that would be wrong.

In Carl Barats pants hopefully.

as in, thom yorke's bro?

just bought ''the rule of the bone'' by russel banks off ebay; it was my favourite teacher at schools favourite book. I just know its gonna be brilliant.

Shannon Matthews: Joy among family friends - Telegraph I adore the picture.

I have just been on STA website and as flights are quite frankly, cheap as fuck, I think I am going to bugger off there for a good few weeks with a friend in the summer. Anyone been? General Opinions? Is Bangkok not an appropriate place to visit alone? More to the point; The Ko-Phug-Nan Full Moon Parties?

I fucking adore SMD, that ''I Believe'' is reaching its 70th play on my itunes. I got a real decent cheeky album free with NME last christmas, its fab as fuck. Went to see Erol Alkan 2 weeks back at Dundee Reading Rooms, one of the messiest nights of my life - only thing I remember him doing was and ACDC remix and that ol' Hot Chip's ''Boy from School''. However I do know that it was fucking ace. Kissy Sell Out's remix of the libs ''Ha Ha Wall'' Benga and Coki's ''Night'' Plenty of Switch, espec. ''This is Sick''.

face-raped Rhys from Hollyoaks on friday night. Aside from that, Carlos Barat, Tom Felton (Draco malfoy in HP) and Billy Boyd (Pippin in LOTR). YA MON.

is there even enough room for a hotel?!

Do you know Fearne Cotton has like 15 tatoos? Smert as fuck - they are always hidden.

FUCKS SAKE MIN I CANT MAKE DUNDEE OR ABERDEEN DATES DUE TO FACKIN' EXAMS. I hate my life.

so can we arrive on the thurs night? last year i was on the bus for 7 hours and it was pretty much the shittest day of my life.