RossP Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A love letter from a junkie, to his junkie girlfriend in the jail.I find it darkly poetic...Alright Babe, How ye doing darlin? Its about 8am sunday night and i'm f*cking bored to death. I can't stop thinking about friday, only five days to go! I can't wait to see you babe, really miss you like f*ck so roll on friday morning eh Laura. You better be at the gate to meet me on friday 9-9.30, then we can go home for a dynamite ride! I'm choking for ye, so ye know you're in for it- I'm just dying to do the business bounce all over ye. I was raging that dafftie phoned your mum telling her you are in the jail, what the f*ck does that have anything to do with ANYTHING in our relationship. He's pratically stalking ye, and i'm f*cking getting sick of him. I hope that you are moving in to the flat so ye can move out of that shit hole. If you move in, put a form in for a CCG and say you've got your own flat and you'll get a grant for a few hunner. But i just want you to move in wi me so we're together. I'm really glad you're on the meth, i hope that you don't go too high, you only need 30-40ml plus. If you want to try for a baby you really have to think about that, i know i would love to have a wee boy or girl to you, i'd be the best dad. Darlin', i was hoping you'd keep your Vallies for me on friday and you know you'll get zimos fae me. Babe, i'm 100% getting your name tattooed on my chest, hope you get mine on yours too. I'm just chilling to Dance Anthems and i'm Horny, Horny, Horny, just came on to f*ck. I'm pure sex pested up to the max, can't wait for your nice hot tasting p*ssy. Mmmm... I'm going to lick your cl*t for ages..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Love in the gutter... wonderful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 For a junkie, his grammar is not as shit as I expected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 that could easlily fit into trainspotting or porno, a love letter from spud perhaps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 24, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 His handwriting was brilliant, 10 times better than mine. His spelling was a bit dump, so i tidied that up a bit- force of habit now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 you sure kai didn't write that and not a junkie? it's just too good to be true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 For a junkie' date=' his grammar is not as shit as I expected.[/quote'] Although he does think that 8 am is night time so it balances out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 "Babe, i'm 100% getting your name tattooed on my chest"Aye sure....it's a plant!I used to record messages on cassetes then smash open the shells and stash the reels somewhere in the vein hope someone would fix up the tapes and have a listen..."Well done...you've got this far...now listen close...theres just one or two more things you're going to have to do if you want to see Debbie again..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Although he does think that 8 am is night time so it balances out.That is when they go to sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 That is when they go to sleep.apparently not since he's just coming on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 That's beautiful.'I'm going to lick your cl*t for ages.....' is properly romantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I was liking that bit too..."I'm pure sex pested up to the max"romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 "i'm Horny, Horny, Horny" isnt that a song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 What the fuck is a Zimo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 "i'm Horny' date=' Horny, Horny" isnt that a song?[/quote']haha yep. tho i dunno if thats the song name. . .ble who knows. .you found that letter on the street? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graeme Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 Disappointed. I thought Ziggy Fantastic and his buddies were opening a new performance space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hon Jonda Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I prefer "hey bitch i want to knob you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salsadecacahuete Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 'business bounce'????catchy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
666 Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 scan the letter, please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKMartin Posted March 25, 2006 Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 Someone needs to put this to music. Muttered in Arab Strap style with dark and eerie guitar line and some rattling drums. It would sell a million.AKM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2006 you found that letter on the street?Aye, found it outside the boogie bar. DJ Adam Psydoll is my witness.As for scanning it... I'll give it a go tomorrow at uni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 I can't believe it is genuine even if it was found on the street. It manages to tell anyone reading that the writer is a junkie, the girl is in jail and so on. There's something strangely sweet about it though, or maybe it's just me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Someone needs to put this to music. Muttered in Arab Strap style with dark and eerie guitar line and some rattling drums. It would sell a million.AKMplease please please, someone go and record the suggested track for the next fudge fanzine cd. it'd be the surefire 'hit' opener. either that or i'm nicking it for an alt-rock track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 this was a triumphant thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 this was a triumphant thread.Damn right, I missed it the first time round... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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