Marillionboy

EXACTLY what I say too! It makes no sense to me at all.

I think Papa Don't Preach is a fantastic song.

I do apologise.

I've never been abroad.

Some great shots there, thanks for the heads up. Just started dabbling myself, would be very grateful for any comments... Flickr: Rainbowwriter's Photostream

Despite getting my break writing radio plays, I do find a lot of radio drama clearly unrehearsed and rather wooden. But comedy wise, ISIHAC and Just a Minute are great, and I also love I've Never Seen Star Wars. Couldn't see the point of doing it on telly though, added nothing to it. The one radio comedy I couldnt get was Dead Ringers. Needless cruel and smug, and also I found those prank calls cringeable. I feel sorry enough for people working in call centres without wanting to hear them being wound up!

I once dated a girl in Aberdeen for several years chiefly because she looked like Lorraine Kelly probablty did when she was 21.

In the mid 90s I got told Tim Roth and David Bowie repeatedly which I suppose was ok. A girl in a bar once said Simon Le Bon, and the same night a girl said Prince William! So one at least was seeing things... then it all went wrong when someone said Mel Smith and I felt like killing myself. Actually the most consistent one and the most pleasing one form me has been John Thaw in his Sweeney days. I can definitely live with that! I got Martin Freeman a couple of times and when i had a very shoirt haircut Eminem from several randoms. Weirdly enough no one ever says I look like my brother and I think I do a bit...

Just picked up the album after hearing it playing in a record shop and thinking "wow I like!" Anyone else discovered them yet? Lovely lovely lovely!

Cheese and honey, cheese and banana, cheese and wholegrain mustard, cheese and bovril, cheese and roast beef... I like cheese you see! Peanut butter and apricot jam is tasty too... I really like cold wraps as well as sarnies, and reckon cheese with mango chutney takes some beating. I'm off to make myself a sandwich.

A girlfriend of mine lived in a house in Leslie Terrace and every time I went there I felt really uneasy in the place, just something about the atmsophere. It felt very NASTY for want of a better word. I later found out a guy had murdered his wife there before thr present landlord had bought it.

Ouch, sneaky. To be fair I didn't realise who she was until just prior to that.

No, the English would say "shit" was my point. Shite is much more Scottish. Never let it be said I cant laugh at myself.

Oh you are too hard on yourself Stu, you do have one. Just because you don't sound like you live in Logie doesn't mean you sound like Brian Sewell either! A refined accent. The test is how one says the word Marillion.