Sue Denim..

Nothing wrong with a girlfriend who turns out to be a whore in your bedroom. I'd call that a bonus. And besides, when you say 'All women - even the ones who think you are nice' does that include your Mother?

Mmmmm Sexy.

Fucking excellent. That 'Enter Sandman' rendition was pretty damn good.

Yes, absolutely fascinating. Have you never stared in wonderment at a couple of 'skeggers' walking down the street arguing at the top of their voices over something trivial like who used the last rizla? Marvellous..... an urban anthropologists dream.

Here's a strange one I've stumbled across in Wikipedia...... Vegetable Lamb of Tartary - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Is it suitable for vegetarians?

There's something fascinating about watching the pair of them.... it's as if I'm watching Kurt Cobain live on MTV and knowing he's about to be dead shortly.

.... and didn't Larry Wachowski get a sex change or something? I would look it up but I can't be arsed.

I tended to get upset that they got a lot of credit for 'V for Vendetta' when really it was Alan Moore and David Lloyd who wrote a much better graphic novel than the film could do justice.

Aberdeen ned steals 79,718 from the public purse and gets 13 months. Speaker of the House of Commons steals 75,000 and gets let off.

I always have a Eurovision party if I'm home. We're so sad, we even make flags of our chosen country.

Especially the affectionately named 'Alcohol Express' from Aberdeen to Glasgow. An offshore workers favourite route. Commonly mentioned in the tea-shack that if you want a table by yourself, buy a 6 pack and leave it in open view on the table.

Believe it or not but the best rigged song contest in Europe is upon us once again.... Riding on the success of Lordi two years ago, I'm going for Finland again this year with Finnish rockers Tersbetoni. Eurovision Song Contest - Belgrade 2008 24th May ....

.... and filmed 25 years ago.

Bring back 'Manimal.' classic '80s fare. Dr. Jonathan Chase... wealthy, young, handsome. A man with the brightest of futures. A man with the darkest of pasts. From Africa's deepest recesses, to the rarefied peaks of Tibet, heir to his father's legacy and the world's darkest mysteries. Jonathan Chase, master of the secrets that divide man from animal, animal from man... Manimal!

Yes Goths still exist.... some of us have even avoided suicide into their middle - age. Now Emo..... that's just a fucking joke.

I agree and think St. Anger was OK but I had to listen to it quite a few times to get into it. Nothing will beat Master of Puppets which really caught the band at their best. The only reason that puts me off 'buying' Metallica albums now is their blatant greed shown to the world during the Napster case.

I wonder if I can get a big comedy poster of myself and put it up there for a week.

Derek Sim? I went to school with him, but that was at Peterhead Academy. As for the big frog.. McPuddock, it's still there. And the boating pond is to be restored to its former glory (so I'm told) complete with boats. Oh, and they've build a new shitter in the park too.

Did you phone the number to find out exactly how much they charge?

I was walking past the local Asylum the other day when I could hear everyone shouting 13, 13, 13, 13 So, being curious I decided to peek through a hole in the fence to see what was going on. Some fucker poked me in the eye and then all I could hear was the shout.... 14, 14, 14, 14

Josef Fritzl was having a party in his house when one of his guests complained that they'd ran out of lager. That's OK says Josef, I've got some Tennents in the cellar.

This is what happens when you fall asleep at Carl and Lisa's house... YouTube - Beardless Boazy number 1

This happened a couple of years ago to the restaurants on Crown Terrace. They were mainly chinese immigrants working there and also selling DVD's, flashing trinkets etc around town.

They've started teaching it here as part of an English degree. That's why I'm reading it. (The missus is doing the degree, I just picked up the book because it was a graphic novel lying around the living room.)

Continuing my new-found love of comic novels, I've started reading 'Maus' by Art Speigelman. The Holocaust with Mice, cats and pigs...... Pretty good, if a little sad.