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  1. why reply then? idiot its only a bit off fucking fun. and singing starfish- did you go a 'special' school if thats the sort of work you did?
  2. Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10 What is the total? Scroll down for answer..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.... ....Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask... It's really very simple.... Like you!
  3. anyone else hate the sound of their singers whiney fookin voice? i don't think i have ever hated anyone quite so much... sorry, just had to get that off of my chest...
  4. do any of you guys know what the last piece of music on the Down video was? it was the very last (short) tune like 30 secs before the screen dropped playing during the Down II bit. i really want to find out what that was from or whether it was just a little tune that the band had done... ?(
  5. lol that makes me laugh. i dont think i said i stood at the bar did i? you need to go to THE BAR (which is at the back) to get beer. how would you have marked the gig like? jerking off all over Phil Anselmo?
  6. nope it ain't a scam. i won a pedal from total guitar by texting in to the compo. :-)
  7. http://www.advancedmp3players.co.uk/shop/ have a look here. might be some help. place is in edinburgh
  8. twas a pretty good gig. shame the sound was pish though. also a fair few fuck ups from the band which i thought was the sound but apparently not. got really pished though so it was all good fun! the blonde barmaid in there was really fucking hot too. ;-)
  9. OLD. posted this up last year his name is tony royster jr
  10. its official apprently... http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=5278
  11. only a couple of days to go. hell yeah this gig is gonna be so good... :headbang: :headbang:
  12. is it any different to the normal ds or is it just...white? funny how people will pay more for something in a different colour...
  13. yeah the hot water thing is good. the quickest way though is to just bang the side of the lid on your work surface. this will loosen it.. :-) trust me i dont mean smash it either just a wee dunt...
  14. agreed. reading looks crap-placebo have a higher billing than slayer? wtf download looks crap to. heaps of fake screamo metal pish. only a few days till Down thought yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. it is gonna be so good
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