Sue Denim..

I miss Stripey. What the hell's happened to him? Did he get arrested at the G20 riots or something?

I work 2 on 3 off as a regular offshore rotation. Yes, 3 weeks off is great but 2 on is hard work. Remember, its a 12 hour day 7 days a week. We don't get holidays or bank holidays in leu. If you were to work out the hours worked, we still do more hours than a regular 9-5 worker with holidays. The pay is good though. As an electronics engineer on the beach I was earning 30K (Ok that was about 10 years ago) but you can double that offshore. I guess the money pails into insignificance when the choppers fall out the sky. Regarding this recent crash, some of us here will know Scotty Dallas lost his Dad in the accident. So hold back on the jokes.

I put Gavin and Stacy into the category of 'womans comedy'. In other words, it's not offensive or slapstick enough for men.

Surprisingly enough, this is one of my favourite films. There's lots of hidden messages in the film. Did you notice that the prisoners are all named after prisons?

He used to write under the name Richard Bachman and John Swithen.

Just finished "The Count of Monte Cristo" by Alexandre Dumas. This has just become the best book I've ever read. Everything you could possibly want in a book, escape, revenge, murder.... fantastic.

Jimmy Carrs comedy routine: Pull confused face..... make a shite pun... pull another confused face. Repeat X 20

Tropic Thunder. Jeezus. What shite.

It's a bit of a shame to hear the Belmont getting a slating again. I mean it's just undergone a management change. It's my 2nd favourite bar in town. As for the Neptune, that bar's great... did you not try the jukebox? Triple Kirks is shite as a boozer but for those freaks that like a sociable drink It would be OK. My worst bar in Aberdeen..... Revolution. By a long shot.

Lets hope she dies soon so that we can also bury this thread.

Comedy genius. It wasn't all sexist stuff. There were some pretty witty jokes in amongst his humour. It had its place back then but now it wouldn't be seen as PC. .... unfortunately.

How ironic that she shows her kebab on telly.... now it's cancerous. Always knew kebabs were bad for you.

No fucking way!! Well there you go Dave. Someone genuinely interested in feathery critters.

A Nickel and Dime megastore. For all your lampshade / slug-pellet needs.

That was the Harbour Bar. It was OK but full of neds towards the end.

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Great memories of the Moorings... Watching Monty fall off his stool and land on his face. (Before he got barred) Watching Monty (theme going on) getting blowjobs from a really drunk girl. The day when Flash got drunk on the temporary stage and some joker tied his shoe-laces together. Myself falling asleep..... in the urinal. Watching some random drunk walk home after we'd put a giant swastika on his jacket.

Sky news is reporting Morph might have had something to do with Tony Harts death, but at the moment the details are still sketchy.

Now that's what I call funny.

A tough moral dilemma.... Vote Moorings and destroy curse ..vote otherwise and keep evil curses alive.

Someone's put me onto a new mix which I can't find a name for.... It's a Morgans and coke (in a tall glass) topped up with Guinness. Sounds vile, tastes great.

OK, I'm Pikach (hey, my son chose the name!).... licence no. 4167-8736-7766

YouTube - aussie answer to Rodney Carrington = Kevin Bloody Wilson .... and for the web censors, this video contains swearing and mild nudity.

Adolf Hitler and methamphetamine There are actually quite a few sites that mention Hitler taking speed. That explains the mood swings, funny diets and killing 6.5 million Jews.